Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Life updates: not much. Returned to FFXIV to actually finish the story this time, did my first savage tier, and got a shiny orange number on a boss 🥳. Met interesting folks and made some friends. Now planning trip to NYC for Labor Day. Still unsure what to do besides food. Too many options 😂 000
Reposted by Andrew Novotnyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/06/2026i really, truly, find this offensive 830145092516
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Good afternoon to everyone except those who use the term vibe design. 010
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 03/05/2026New iOS update made iphones buttons contrast better and I could turn off increased contrast and now actually see things! The contrast mode buttons unfortunately look awful now but at least they're visible, but I feel there definitely could have been more effort into them being nicer to look at. 000
Reposted by Andrew Novotnyceej @ceej.online · 26/04/2026LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous? 3668991198
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Went to an IBMs internal presentation day by our design system team and it was super interesting! A lot of new components, but most impressively they discussed (and most importantly defined!) how they're making the system AI ready. The engineering perspective was especially cool 000
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I'm losing my inner battle to not relapse into playing wow again… despite every factor working against me going back: - my focus is Cutting Edge raiding - the seasons already started - i skipped last expac - i play a nonmeta raid tank (prot pal) - my spec’s dmg profile became a one min burst (zzz) 100
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Why the fuck is slack headlining Mr beast at a talk????? Who is this for? Also why am I subscribed to slack update notifications (I swore I unsubbed first chance I got) 🤦🏻♂️ 010
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Flying to see my grandma late today and she gets to meet my partner of 6 years tomorrow! Much excitement 🎉. 010
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Been enjoying watching tip2tip (yes that's it's name) on Ludwig's yt channel. Two guys trying to drive from south to north china knowing hardly any mandarin. Today they accidentally crashed a funeral thinking it was a restaurant 😂😭. I've finally learned my compass directions from it! n北,s南, e东,w西 010
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Allergies this week has me all messed up 😭. Stupid body thinking tree pollen will hurt me 😡. The only thing will hurt me is reading bad influencer takes. And like 5000 other things I guess. 010
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Making friends last year with an airport ops person has paid dividends in knowledge about what's normal vs irregular at airports, especially with increasing news coverage of crashes. Airports are wildly complex ecosystems. I highly recommend finding an expert you trust vs lay people for info. 000
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 27/02/2026open.substack.com/pub/pablosta... I didn't start reading this article to get roasted this badly. 🤣open.substack.comExtended OverthinkingOn AI, slot machines, and forgetting how to craft pixels 000
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Unrelated to my last posts: having lived in Bay Area for 2 1/2 years, I’ve met so many doomer mindsets, especially from locals (obviously not all). I’m not a fan of toxic positivity (things won’t magically be “ok”), but saying everything sucks and doing nothing to fix it is absolutely wild to me. 100
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Related to my last post: In physical therapy there’s something called Outcome based Reimbursement. Providers aren’t thinking “how many visits should I schedule with this patient?” 100
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 27/02/2026One talking point I see a lot lately is “we’re no longer shipping features, we’re shipping outcomes.” Usually this is attributed to AI (which makes zero sense). It’s incredibly short sighted and shows people haven’t gone far enough into the “why” of what they’re launching. 100
Reposted by Andrew Novotnynoodle @noodleawesome.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I don't give a fuck what a germ has to say about soap 18670102
Reposted by Andrew NovotnyChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/01/2026It is time to go back to the old blogging ways: aggregating posts we saw for posterity. aftermath.site/the-new-baby...aftermath.siteThe New Baby YouTuber Thumbnail Meta Changes EverythingIn a month of the most depressing posts possible, posting was fun for a brief second. 21991222
Reposted by Andrew NovotnyWIRED @wired.com · 08/01/2026Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US. If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.wired.comHow to Protest Safely in the Age of SurveillanceLaw enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest. 5338452226
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I got a new knee brace compared to my old compression sleeve and it's so much nicer. Hopefully I can graduate to not needing one once I get better at PT, but for now new quality of life unlocked! 000
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Spent hours talking to my 100 year old grandma who lived through the dust bowl hearing her stories. Why'd i take history classes in school when I can just listen to someone who lived it? :^) 000
Reposted by Andrew Novotnykate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/11/2025It has Begun 14368103
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 28/10/2025All marketing slogans these days: It’s not just a THING IT IS — it’s a HYPERBOLE A FIVE YEAR OLD THOUGHT OF. 000
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 26/10/2025If you’re good enough or spend enough time at the arcade you can win a new mixer, crispi, or a Naruto rice cooker. Truly what all the kids want! 010
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 29/09/2025How did you figure out what you wanted to do with/from life? I’ve been trying to help a friend who’s got good things going on job wise but they have no greater purpose beyond it & hobbies. So far I’ve asked them what gives them energy and what they would want people to say about them after death. 000
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 29/09/2025If people are considered great at their job function but still did messed up things that other competitors were also doing, maybe they weren't that great to begin with or shouldn't be considered great. Narrowing down the list of people considered a role model/visionary is rarely a bad thing. 100
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Week one done! Got to meet most of the design team and even met some SLT of design team in person🙂 everyone has such good vibes. The contrast between it and other places I've been makes me tear up 🥲. I can't wait to use the product and meet PMs and Engineers next week! 020
Reposted by Andrew NovotnyRebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵) 715294709899
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 22/09/2025First day first day first day so excited to start at Hashicorp working on Vault today! New team new opportunities new jargon new run-on sentences by me 120
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I have completed 1, 3, and 4. Now my stretch goal is to finish an 80 hour jrpg before my start date. I don't trust the internet to not spoil the plot though so being cagey about the name. Still working on 2 and trying to get medical bill discounted/covered 030
Reposted by Andrew NovotnyCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 10/09/2025being totally comfortable speaking this way to millions of people is one of many signals that we're in an extremely dark place 11254991208
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Received my written offer and signed it. Can finally say I'm starting as a Product Designer at Hashicorp @ IBM in a few weeks! Before then I have 3 goals: 1) 100% complete Silksong (2 days til release!) 2) Visit my Grandma in Montana 3) Learn more about Secret Management 4) Stretch goal: Shitpost ✅ 140
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 02/09/2025PAX was fun. Third year enforcing (working the show). If you came up to cozy gaming in the AM you saw me! Only went to one panel: about game preservation and there were tons of parallels about it and design, and really enjoyed learning about what the speaker was working on. Will post about it soon! 131
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Back in Seattle for a week! Get to see new friends and old! Wooo 🥳. Today I’m going to see the updated waterfront! 000
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025So many takes from people who call MS govt overreach criminal masterminds while also claiming they're idiots. It can't be both. As someone who's lived in MS for almost two decades, I can assure you it's the second, but they would try the first but they don't even know what a jpeg is. 110
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Ever since getting an offer my body has gone into trauma processing mode of the past six months. I can’t wait to finally be able to afford therapy again. What a dystopian-ass thing to say 🤦🏻♂️ 030
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Friendly reminder that airlines websites suck. Like dorks do you want my money or not? I hope they all get very mild and unserious stomach aches for building the shaming experience. Next year I think I might take the Starlight rail at least one way. Trains are cool choo choo 020
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I got a verbal offer. I collapsed in bed now. Start in a month. Can’t breathe too much energy 260
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 13/08/20251. Kevin James (Hitch) 2. Will Smith (Hitch) 3. Eva Mendas (Hitch) 4. Amber Valleta (Hitch) 5. Paula Patton (Hitch) 6. Julie Ann Emery (Hitch) 7. Michael Rapport (Hitch) 8. Adam Arkin (Hitch) 9. Nathan Lee Graham (Hitch) 10. Matt Malloy (Hitch) 010
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Shitposts aside about GPT-5, the problem with it counting letters incorrectly is a tokenization problem, and likely can’t be fixed cost effectively. WHAT CAN be fixed and is the issue is the models suck at metacognition, task comprehension, and analysis of how to approach the problem. AI dumb still😡 110
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I made sweeping cuts to my presentation yesterday from 48 slides a project down to 30 a project (~avg 20 seconds per slide). It’s definitely a tighter story with much more details about how I made decisions based on research. Could still be a bit shorter. Will post it online for feedback soon :) 000
Andrew Novotny @anovotnyux.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Rejected from everlaw because of a lack of demonstrating product thinking, user research, and tying it to business goals. Getting feedback from friends I have that in my deck, it's just a framing and articulation problem. 120