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There is no David, there is only ZOOL.

@sodamasochist.bsky.social
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🇬🇧 Reader SFF&H | writer | covert goth | socialist | anti-fascist | forests foxes wolves crows cats | ancient gods | surreal existentialism | 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally | be more Keanu/Aragorn/David Tennant/Dolly/Rev Budde/Zach Polanski There is/I am… too much in my head 🧠

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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can I just draw your attention to this excellent - brutal but true - piece from @wefail.bsky.social. Vital, as grotesque as life, showing the repulsive for what they really are!
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember this when you come to vote. REFORM. DOES. NOT. CARE. ABOUT. YOU. Especially if you are: brown, black, Eastern European, Roma, Muslim, Buddhist, Sikh, Eastern Orthodox, poor, disabled, gay, trans… while they dodge tax and spread hate. End this. VOTE GREEN. #votegreen greenparty.org.uk/join
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Slipping into something more comfortable (a weighted blanket a.k.a. A normal blanket with three cats asleep on it)
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tifa 🏳️‍⚧️ @tifacutie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A little reminder for all the trans girls : 🏳️‍⚧️ You are allowed to be proud. 🍀 You are allowed to be happy. 🎀 You are allowed to express yourself. 🙋🏻‍♀️ You are allowed to take up space. 🙈 You are allowed to live your life. You are allowed to be human ! 👀💗
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎉🐙🎉🐙🎉
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#booksky These tales began under Thatcher, continued under her 40-year shadow. Etchells seems the editor of this collection. Working class oral history, but surreal & unexpected, peopled with folkloric and mythical figures, the washed-up weird & disenfranchised. Brutal, darkly humorous, compelling.
The cover of the collected ‘Endland’ tales by Tim Etchells
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just solved the circular formula on my spreadsheet 🤓
Gerard Butler as King Leonidas of Sparta in front of a pile of dead Excel calculation error notifications.
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Which is EXACTLY what @zackpolanski.bsky.social has been saying all along. Don’t just sign a petition, put your vote where your mouth is and #VOTEGREEN
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If a politician needs to be ‘scared’ into protecting the planet and all the creatures in it, he’s not fit to be PM. @zackpolanski.bsky.social will make the difficult decisions - planet over profit/people over profit. Vote Green 💚 #votegreen www.greenparty.org.uk/join
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Best Star Trek crew: wrong answers only
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Red-dwarf-tongue-tied Red Dwarf
Alt: Rimmer, Lister & Cat
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This. You’ve seen this in the USA - it’s the same message that Farage. Robinson & Rowe are peddling over here. We can’t let this happen. Fight masked paramilitaries, fight xenophobia, misogyny, racism, deny tax-breaks for billionaires, protect the planet #votegreen www.greenparty.org.uk/join
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Vote for real policies that look after us all, vote for fairness & empathy, to own our infrastructure, to protect our planet. Vote for real change, not recycled Toryism. Only one Party is committed to do this! VOTE GREEN! #votegreen #peopleoverprofit #realhope www.greenparty.org.uk/join
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this #inotternews
A smøl water sausage courtesy of In Otter News.
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So before you think there’s no solution, that foreign-funded fascists will prevail, there is an answer. A British, grassroots movement that wants to do things right; tax the rich, secure our critical infrastructure, protect our planet. All you have to do is #votegreen Www.greenparty.org.uk/join
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So I don’t to Facebook (shudders instinctively) but if you do, here’s a great bloke trying to save something precious - arts by actual humans! - so what are you waiting for?!?!?
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
V smøl kittin in a McDonalds Hash Brown bag, being held up by a human hand (or an alien hand in a human suit)
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Southern Ground Hornbill would like a word with the manager about the accommodation #birdworld #hornbill #photosky #myphoto
Close-up photo of a Southern Ground Hornbill at Birdworld.
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So on the one hand the U.K. government is threatening to ‘de-emphasise’ carbon reduction, open new oil fields, promote data centres. On the other hand it is publishing this on its own website. Join the dots, Burnham. We are in ecosystem collapse! #votegreen #noplanetb www.gov.uk/government/p...
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National security assessment on global ecosystems (accessible version)
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*Ceramic Art Appreciation Post* Received this glorious piece of art from @surlyamy.bsky.social ‘s Etsy shop today. So exquisitely gothic Edgar Allan Poe himself would have written a poem to it! Do nose about the shop ther’s all manner of treasures within www.etsy.com/uk/shop/surly
A handcrafted unique mug with ravens on the side and a purple glazeThe melt glaze on the inside of the same mug
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Be ungovernable! ABNORMALISE stuff!!! ~ Billionaire tax breaks - abnormal ~ Scraped human knowledge on subscription - abnormal ~ raping children - abnormal ~ transphobia - abnormal ~ racism - abnormal ~ corruption - abnormal! ~ making the poor poorer - abnormal!! Simple!
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
But Opie… Dost thou wish to live… deliciously?
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Black Goat Rearing Up
Alt: Black Philip (The VVitch) Rearing Up
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You know the old adage that a bully will resort to personal attacks if they feel they’re losing the argument…? I would say the below qualifies. It also shows just how low the standard of some journalistic quality has sunk. And how scared they are. #votegreen #zackpolanski #journalisticethics
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres 1. Sisters of Mercy 2. Slowdive 3. David Sylvian
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
YASS! I might even watch it, then…
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Me [waking]: well today’s not going to fuck itself up.
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You know what to do! Vote @countbinface.bsky.social
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This. This administration wants to control you - your body, your civil and human rights, your money, your thoughts. The only way to prevent Gilead is to vote every misogynistic, racist, xenophobic, transphobic ^christian^ nationalist male out.
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I miss The Women’s Press. Would never have discovered Joanna Russ, Marge Piercy, Octavia Butler, Suzy McKee Charnas, Naomi Mitchison and others without it. #booksky #womenwriting #feminism
A selection of Science Fiction titles from The Women’s press in the 1980s.
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Drop a badass female anime character
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Jinx Arcane Character Portrait
Alt: Jinx Arcane Character Portrait
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Quote the energy to bring to BlueSky From the delightful, sartorially elegant and articulate Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0?...
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I've No More F***s To Give!
YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A quick forage before lunch. Wild blackberries. #wildfood #nature #blackberries
A plastic tub about 2/3 filled with blackberries picked from footpath-side brambles this morning.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Burning fossil fuels makes wildfires more frequent and more intense. Of course those who have made record profits causing the problem should pick up the bill.
Zack Polanski calls for higher taxes on oil and gas profits to fund wildfire prevention
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
53,800 of these bad boys are landing in Clacton. Ain’t they beauts? #VoteBinface
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
A b/w photo of the rear view of a rat, with the words ‘I’m all out of fucks to give, but here’s a rat’s ass.’
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
These petulant, attention-seeking, ignorant, hate-filled, pointless vile bastards think they’re fit to form a government. They’re not fit to wipe Macron’s arse.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In celebration of #YorkshireDay, please enjoy this Sean Bean bastard collection. Sound up, bastards.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
✅ Touring Clacton ✅ Visiting local businesses ✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns ✅ Hi-vis vest Make your Vote Count! #VoteBinface #Clacton
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Lyrical age verification: 🎵 Two eyes staring cold and silent Shows fear as he turns to hide 🎵
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Ghibli.
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Roy Batty: What Do You Want Mad Stare
Alt: Rutger Hauer as the Replicant Roy Batty in Ridley Scott’s Bladerunner
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
[Squints at late-stage western capitalism. Raises an eyebrow]
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You should. It’s really very good. Millie ‘Rhaenyra’ Alcock is superb. And it does, indeed, give Epstein wannabes a swift kick in the nadgers. Really enjoyed it.
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This! Somewhere in the intersection between Arthur Rackham, Charles Keeping and HR Giger sits the Entity Known as Thomas S Brown. He makes otherworldly art in cahoots with The Entity Known As Talis Kimberley who supplies the haunting words… Try it; you might like it!
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This gorgeous bundle of books & extras arrived yesterday - a collection of forgotten horror gems from a bygone age courtesy of The Eden Book Society, lovingly republished by @deadinkbooks.bsky.social… or so you might think… [smiles obliquely, raises eyebrow] #booksky #horrorsky #deadink
Photo of a bundle of 8 small paperback books, a series published by Dead Ink as ‘The Eden Book Society’. Also a cassette of ambient reading music, and a snappy tote.
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 25/07/2026
“Some children haven’t got a safe place to call home. They know they could be uprooted at any moment from their communities and schools. This is the legacy Labour has left Greater Manchester." Geraldine Coggins as she sets out the Green plan to deliver 20,000 genuinely affordable homes.
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Come on Burnham - grow spine and throw them out! Oh, and while you’re feeling brave, declare Gaza (and Lebanon) a genocide!
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This was absolute bonkers anarchic (in a good way) and demonic (the jury’s still out) fun! There’s a lot to love in a book which is rich, layered and extraordinary in just over 120 pages. @margaret.bsky.social is a very skilled creator of nightmares! #booksky #horrorsky #fantasyfaction
The cover of The Lamb Will Slaughter The Lion by Margaret Killjoy
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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dancing on the sealink
Alt: Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer throwing some shapes and/or giving it large.
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Today is Robin Williams' birthday! QTP with a favorite movie of his.
VHS cover of Terry Gilliam’s ‘The Fisher King’ starring Robin Williams and Jeff Bridges
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There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is who runs this account
Opus, Bill and Milquetoast blowing raspberries
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