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@certificates.bsky.social
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no one of consequence. professional cybersecurity person and failed academic. queer feminist wittgensteinian artist who values privacy and is inspired by people.

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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im glad most of the people i follow are posting intelligent, informed, empathetic things about SA. also, think it's time for a social media break due to SA infinite scroll. take care of yourselves everyone.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tech companies anthropomorphize AI agents to deflect responsibility. if they succeed, they can sell "agent that drops a bomb (it wasn't you)" and "agent that surveils employee (it wasn't you)" and "agent that violates GDPR (it wasn't you)," etc etc. this is kind of "1st thing to realize" here.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtube.com
PJ Harvey - To Bring You My Love (Live 2007)
YouTube video by Astanapan Vrasta
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this is a dance off, if you see this post a dance
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
anyone who doesn't realize the connection between EA/AI doomerism/AI enthusiasm and racism/racial purity/white supremacy is not worth listening to on the AI topic. yes, the sex cult stuff is also about this too. people really need to catch up, this is all old nazi idealism stuff.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my favorite recent example is getting a splunk add-on from a saas vendor, and the package they sent included info and keys of the configuration they built and tested the add-on with (they just naively zipped up the folder). fairly sure it included PII from their company logs + access to their tenant
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
reacher finale recap: - endless scene of guy trying to use the phone - metal gear solid ass guards - lots of ppl shooting guns at each other, missing - randy savage elbow drop - stigmata lol✝️🪖 - reacher = serial killer - villain logic: dubious - lila needs more guns - lol message in THIS show - ❤️😺
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
there used to be a stigma against believing in technologies and motivations that we now simply take for granted.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
noting that this is basically part of the worldbuilding in Mary Doria Russell's excellent novel, The Sparrow.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
good writing is having your toughguy character authoritatively say, "We're done." GREAT writing is having some other toughguy character respond, "No, we're not done!"
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
men in NYC are dressing better, and i'm irritated that it's reigniting my interest in men.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the shitty Kiefer Sutherland "CATHOLIC BATMAN" ad people have been posting on bsky all day.  it has a pic of kiefer sutherlands face photoshopped onto a body wearing a priest outfit and a huge round hat photoshopped on top of his head head.  the priest hand is pointing a gun just to the side of the camera.  image has text MOVIEWEB | NEWS - KIEFER SUTHERLAND IS "CATHOLIC BATMAN" IN EXPLOSIVE FIRST REVIEWS FOR NEW ACTION THRILLER and the whole thing looks cheap and stupid as shit.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i'm thinking of watching Evangelion for the 100~th time in 25~ years. (it's been at least 5 years) does anyone (maybe @shengokai.blacksky.app ?) know a good write up that i could read along while i do? like a critical blog or set of articles? it's a weird request, but i want to spice things up.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i believe people should follow because criminalizing and punishing people does not make us safer, it only reduces our ability to participate in society, to support each other, to express ideas and freedom. this must be countered, and doing so requires skills and knowledge, such as IC provides.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
post your getaway vehicle.
Pink animated car.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Afternoon of the Hunter
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
if you're interested in AI, and really want to a clear understanding of the conceptual issues around it (as well as history, ethics, etc), i would suggest reading anything @abeba.blacksky.app writes about it whenever you get the chance.
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William C. @williamcson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An open letter in the Guardian generating more backlash and anger than Black people being systematically abandoned without power for weeks in Gary, Indiana is US leftism in a nutshell 🎪
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
a thing that bothers me re: "second chance" narratives for ppl like platner is that one is encouraged to feel bad for him, around the shame, etc. and like, it's *good* to be held accountable. you're lucky if ppl hold you accountable. if you respond with hostility, *you're still messing up.* 1/2
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i would like to eat sugar hill creamery every day 😭
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
just jumping on the i told you so bandwagon. good job once again leaving it up to women who have been hurt to fix your shitty mistakes, dems.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
wasn't prepared for the discourse today to be "gentrification is good actually." never great when the very privileged decide to take a *complete* break from nuance.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
so much for a24.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
From, Square, Nintendo. this post does not reveal my age
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you have in your phone.
George Costanza in Gore-Tex coat
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
i need like a feature length video of rabbits binkying. preferably a decent amount of slow mo but mostly real time. i need this.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the idea of meritocracy obfuscates the complexity of all human endeavors. no one is so good that they're good at everything... which is fine when you realize that everything important is made of the contributions of many people.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
it's absolutely a coincidence that it's the end of the work week and i'm blasting semi-coherent replies on every post i see. completely unrelated, not at all to do with burn out.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
It occurred to me today that the Coen brothers' Burn After Reading and Lanthimos's Bugonia are companion films. The former is about how individual humans with the power to influence geopolitics act absurdly, while "smaller" individuals act absurdly in the shadow of sociopolitical influences. 1/6
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. - Us - Peeping Tom - Sinners - Videodrome
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
i emerge from non-reply hibernation to say to the void: don't make videos on sora to show how bad it is. don't use it at all. come on.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
it didn't occur to me until embarrassingly late in life that the idea "technology is at worst neutral, at best inherently virtuous" is one of the most devastating propaganda wins of our era. i only realized after hearing ppl use the word around decarceration. tools developed to harm are not neutral.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
echo in the bsky echo chamber these days seems to be "fuck you--no fuck YOU*. we're all going through it.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
all i want to do is talk about sinners.
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
using this year's annual non-reply post to tell you that FKA twigs is a genius and i'm in love with her new album.
youtu.be
FKA twigs - Room of Fools
YouTube video by FKA twigs
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
huh.
Meme with 4 panels:
1. The Expanse character drummer tears up at
2. Space (Adj.) Billionaires (Noun)
3. Drummer raises her fist gloriously at
4. Space (Verb) Billionaires (Noun)
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e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
of all the games that come bundled with suffering from depression, I think "try to find all the things that I apparently hid around the apartment," is one of my favorites.
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