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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As a small person who spawned enormous offspring, here's my expert analysis. Where VR fails is in the planning. There's no quick swing to the hip anymore - we're at least 4 years past that. You've GOT TO do your squats. Lift with your legs; your back just doesn't play this game on this level. 👇
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have to Reset the display every time I get in, because a SENSOR went bad. There's nothing wrong with the system, but the defective sensor thinks there is, and thinks telling me so is more important than letting me see my odometer, speedometer, or gas gauge.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My feelings about capital punishment are not complicated at all, and the only way to improve it is to quit doing it at all.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026
“I want it to be perfect but I also want it to be finished” is like AuDHD in a sentence
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have made fewer than 30 cookies in a go, but that's only because sometimes recipe writers do not have a clear understanding of how big a cookie should be
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We don't need this kind of negativity.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you are incapable of behaving safely in a given space, if you are harming others, you don't get to be in that space. That is unfortunate, and I'm sorry you might miss out on some fun. But you can't be there. Because of THE HARM YOU ARE DOING, not your labels. They are NOT THE SAME THING.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I taught honors kids, we used to have chats about The Speedbump. It's the thing that happens when a Smart Kid runs into something that ISN'T immediately easy and obvious to them. Suddenly they have to actually TRY.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lettuce - hates you Blueberries - think you insulted their mother Sprouts - currently interviewing hitmen Beef - receiving kickbacks from your bank But at least we'll always have beans, right? You can do a lot with beans..... www.producer.com/news/black-a...
producer.com
Black and pinto beans in short supply
Black and pinto beans will be in short supply this year as production was reduced around the world, including in Canada.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The good news is: they've finally read another book.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna call whoever is handling our homeowners this week and demand a refund on all those years of premiums because never even once has the house burned down
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I didn't even realize parking lots were eligible to become "historic"
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do not ascribe to malice etc
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am scared and confused
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
pretty bum deal, you saddle me with 2 giant predators and after that 1st person I'M on the hook for all future human meals??
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's not about "fairness in women's sports" any more than it was about "ethics in gaming journalism."
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had a panic attack at work later that night, when I was on my way to a delivery, had to stop into a convenience store, and the cashier told me, "I'll bet you're hoping not to have to deliver to any of those Muslims today." Spare me your "unity."
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 10/09/2026
We've got a Muslim man running the most multicultural city in the world and making space for all the people in it. That's what cultural victory over fundamentalism looks like, it's a shame that there's a part of the population that couldn't identify a cultural victory if it slapped them in the face.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The marketing team for this movie should be in charge of EVERYTHING
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I can only assume that the universe mistakenly allocated this person the entire audacity allowance of 12 other humans
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Leave me out of this."
A small off-white crab with a furry underside looks disappointedly at the camera
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh. Oh no. Whatever shall I do.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We never owned Mario, either, but we DID own the little cartridge he lived in; and after spending our own money to buy that cartridge, we could decide when and whether to play, for as long as we wanted. We didn't have to ask a software CEO for permission every time.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So do they have a guy regularly cycling out all that stored diesel for a fresh supply, or is this entire thing based on a presumption of nuclear annihilation happening by 2028 at the very latest?
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Dr Craig R McClain @drcraigmc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
America's national parks are being quietly taken apart: mass layoffs, record budget cuts, monuments shrunk by millions of acres, protected land reopened to drilling. None of this is speculation. Ten sourced examples, one at a time. 🧪
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well, not the old guy everyone was thinking of, but sometimes a question has more than 1 right answer.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wait so now he's a FAN of measles vax??
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
30 years ago, my friend's sister lived with no sense of smell, from head trauma when her bike was hit by a car. Last year, my kids' friend got up and walked himself home with no loss other than the bike itself. Guess which one had a helmet. WEAR A HELMET NO MATTER WHAT THE CITY BUILDS.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If someone could pass me Maya's number, I understand she's needing a hike buddy?
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I taught high school, and I can spot at 100 paces the tells of someone who should have started their term project 5 weeks ago but now it's due Monday and they're panicking.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Pinker sighting - everybody drink
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Surely if I spend three days doing nothing except building a beautiful and organized chore list, that's the key to our house becoming the perfectly clean and tidy home I see in my dreams ...
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Have you never seen someone lie before, or ... ?
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
How to win at most things: Have a woman do it
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm not universally anti-tech, I just don't think anyone should be sitting at the intersection by my house, taking note of every time I leave and return home
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"a speciously easy solution" Show me an author who's never done the thing they're claiming expertise in 😒
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My husband and I have a balanced* relationship (*he fights with the IRS and car insurance; I fight with the health insurance and home insurance)
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We're going to go with a revolutionary "Carries Enough Food For The Entire Complement" design. Experts say it will completely remake modern warfighting.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The rotting food will continue until morale improves
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
just doing a quick search to see if there were any noteworthy political protests in America during the Great Depression and Oh. Oh my.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mysterious stream of cars full of women headed north on 95, explained
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: "Hi, I'm Small Car. If you don't recognize me, it's because I transitioned to be Very Big Truck 20 years later."
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fr year - someone got stabbed in a supposedly gang-related incident (on campus, after hours; they survived) Sr yr - someone got shot in a definitely gang-related incident (but off campus; they survived) One of the cheerleading coaches was widely believed to be "dating" some of the cheerleaders.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yall, have got SEEN the displays they can do with drones these days? Fireworks are SO last-century.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don't think I've yet heard someone excitedly telling me how their AI friend helps their life, that didn't make me think, "You, a 52-year-old professional with a marriage, a mortgage, and children, cannot buy a plane ticket without help?"
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I do wonder if this might, in part, be a backlash to the former popularity of ABA. Like, maybe some of the field (broadly) realized they'd been trying to OC kids into ignoring their own suffering, so now they're flinching from all the direct-to-child therapeutic tools.
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
No one wants to work anymore
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
OMIGOD A 6 year old boy likes Legos, now that this is public knowledge he's dooooooomed
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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I would say "get a hobby," but it appears they already have one. You guys know about crochet, right? Maybe give that a chance.
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