JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Wait, wait, wait!!! Pete Hegseth is pledging to Senators that he WON’T drink while serving as Defense Secretary?!!!? He wouldn’t be running a fucking Applebees. He’d be in charge of our entire fucking MILITARY. ‘I pinky swear I won’t drink on the job.’ How the fuck are we here? 1153202523419
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 04/12/2024did he also make a pledge not to sexually assault anyone? 010
Crystallinda @crystallinda.bsky.social · 05/12/2024If they believe him they are all dumb as a stump, dude is a raging alcoholic 100
Music💙 @ellenzlive.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Surely every alcoholic has vowed that before accepting they have a problem 000
Ellen Jæger 🌻 @gerellen.bsky.social · 05/12/2024He selects people with weaknesses, so that he has a hold on them. 020
CLE @leecle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Yes, and his mama vouched for her lying, alcoholic, womanizing son as now a changed, Boy Scout. 🍭 020
larchris.bsky.social @larchris.bsky.social · 05/12/2024How did we get here? Well, for starters... 110
Joe Vitaterna @vitaterna.bsky.social · 05/12/2024He thinks women shouldn’t be in combat while his mommy is lobbying for his appointment. Lol 120
Julia Dilliard💙🌊🐴🇺🇦#Resist. 🚫maga. DM's are blocked. @juliadilliard.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Clearly, the idea is to fill tfg's cabinet with a bunch of deplorable who are wholly unqualified for the job. Their mandate is to create dysfunction, low morale, and chaos within the foundation of our democracy. 020
Jeff G @jeffgphoenix.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Well: * A high percentage stayed home and did not vote...can somebody ask them why please? * Sorry but we knew men would not vote for a woman. But if the WHITE women would have shown up; results might have been different. But I really don't know. * Misogyny first racism second. * No media 210
Meidas Dutch @meidasdutch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Hegseth thinks women shouldn’t serve in combat roles; yet he has his mom in the trenches fighting for him… 1444
🦋Michelle🦋 @crazycatlady4luv.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I feel like we are living in an alternate universe… I cannot even fucking handle the anxiety much longer… 2120
John Kelly @bahua.com · 04/12/2024He's also cruelly/ignorantly trivializing the struggle of recovering addicts. 020
Fionna Larcom @fionnalarcom.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Oh yeah, do you really mean it Pete?media.tenor.coma man wearing a shirt that says jacksmith industries stands in a factoryALT: a man wearing a shirt that says jacksmith industries stands in a factory 020
Jennifer Bailey @vivatheresistance.bsky.social · 05/12/2024When an alcoholic swears they won’t drink on the job you can 💯 take that to the bank……NOT! 010
Peder Bjørndal @bjorndal.net · 05/12/2024Remember. Their hero Putin said he had no intention of invading Ukraine the day before he did. 1152
Merri Deth @highlyedited.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Well, people keep trusting liars by pretending to take them at face value while knowing they are lying. Though I think he's done due to his replacement already being floated. But I won't be surprised if he starts saying we persecuted him while he was trying to be better behaved. 140
inathedesigner.bsky.social @inathedesigner.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Because 90% of the American people are uneducated ( by design ), uninformed ( by design), and just drunk ( by design) 020
Eddie C @eddie2721819.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Because a majority of those who voted chose an orange ignoramous as their preferred presidential candidate over a brilliant, decent, not criminal, Black-Asian woman of distinction for their President. The world has no sympathy for America post election. We do, however, grieve the lost opportunities. 1220
Toni Wheeler @freedomfrom.bsky.social · 05/12/2024media.tenor.coma woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and a shocked look on her face .ALT: a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and a shocked look on her face . 010
theyonaise.bsky.social @theyonaise.bsky.social · 05/12/2024FAA agents aren’t even allowed to be associated with drinking in their social media accounts, because the perception that they might have had a drink too many before an accident could ruin their career. That’s a much lower bar than his appointment. 030
BelindaMavora @belindamavora.bsky.social · 05/12/2024He doesn’t have the decency to withdraw then doubtful he won’t drink. Wonder how many times he told his wives that. 000
Bad Bartender @rteeeg.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Well you see Jo when half a country and an idiot love each other very much… 080
MH @tijn2001.bsky.social · 04/12/2024we are here because men won't vote for a black woman as president, people thought eggs and milk were too expensive, and the other side likes to make people afraid of immigrants and trans people 3576
pugmom2.bsky.social @pugmom2.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Has he also said he wouldn't abuse any women?? Oh no, he hasn't. ok, thought so. 000
𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐭 @estimatedprophet.bsky.social · 05/12/2024He sure loves his alcoholic drug addicts. I wonder what agency he’s going to appoint Ronny Jackson to. 090
Seven without the first ’e’ @seven-k.bsky.social · 05/12/2024That’s what we had to expect after the Clown got voted back into the White House … a freaking Clown Show that’s all it is. 070
thelonerunner18.bsky.social @thelonerunner18.bsky.social · 05/12/2024give it up Pete! dump can find another drunk and rapist to replace him 020
Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The answer to "how the fuck are we here" is always: 040
Pam Brisse @pamdorra.bsky.social · 05/12/2024He’s not another one crying about liking beer is he while applying for one of the most powerful jobs in the world, is he? What a douche. 090
Elliebridge @elliebridge.bsky.social · 05/12/2024As if it was that easy to just stop. I’m so disgusted. 000
Elonia Shitweasel Fuckface @tulsisdeepstate.bsky.social · 05/12/2024How are we here? Uhm… how are we NOT here?! I‘m old enough to remember “I like beer”, “Jewish space lasers”, “Four Seasons Landscaping“, “Injecting bleach” and “Covfefe” (to name just a few) 000
dollyllama @dollyllama.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Raging alcoholics known for their honesty, good judgment and forthright integrity. On some other planet perhaps. 020
lisachambers55.bsky.social @lisachambers55.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Maybe he should cry like Kavanaugh. “I like 🤧 😢 beeer 🤧.” 020
Yurda Puppet @yurdapuppet.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The voters are dimwitted, that’s how. All other answers are nonsense. 010
Anne DeAn-Smit @chocobo72.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Dealing with a bunch of idiot rich folks, who only give a damn about money and don't care about The People. 100
blondbomber.bsky.social @blondbomber.bsky.social · 05/12/2024You know why we’re here, Jo Jo…half of America are certifiable morons. 010
michaeljtowle.bsky.social @michaeljtowle.bsky.social · 04/12/2024If I am old enough to remember john tower saying the same thing. 030
2026 All on the Line @1strangeland.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Because the focus is on the problem, no solutions. I offer one solution DISQUALIFY 45. & Vance from office. 111
TechLaw82 @techlaw82.bsky.social · 04/12/2024So….he is going to insult our Allies who offer him a libation as part of supper? In a toast ? 000
🇨🇦🇯🇵🇺🇦Keri Highbridge @keritakahashi.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Did he promise to never do things that result in ndas being signed? Going forward, at a minimum 020
CrystalClearPNW @natureloverfemist.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Hopefully he’ll be dispatched almost as quickly as the last skankwad was 🤞 000
Janet Smith @leeleejanet.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I can't believe trump hasn't already cut him loose. He HATES alcoholics because of his brother. 330
Julezzz @lifebejuled.bsky.social · 05/12/2024To his credit, it was a double pinky swear with no backsies (/s) 020
Craig Hickam @craighickam.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Ignorance and misinformation and an uneducated electorate… and corruption at the highest levels. Sadly, that’s how we are here. 020
Creative Watercolors @garybl.bsky.social · 05/12/2024You CANNOT turn off alcoholism light a switch. He’s full of shit and making promises he cannot keep. 040
lucymews.bsky.social @lucymews.bsky.social · 05/12/2024And how would he even prove it? Is he going to take a breathalyzer test every time he enters or leaves the Pentagon?? 000
Dembirdmom @birdrian.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Seems about right in the upcoming McDonald Chump french fry administration. 010
Colonel Forbin 🫘🍃 @forbin17.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Yeah no. He can’t handle this job bc he’s not good. He’s bad. 010
David @tatersquid.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I'm wondering the same fucking thing and all its can come up with is that the republican party has been dumbing down America for decades and.... here we are. 50% of the smartest country in the world is severely fucking stupid. 140
DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024This reminds me of the Seinfeld Episode when George pleads ignorance about the fact that sleeping with the cleaning lady in the office was deemed wrongmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a person holding a piece of paper .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a person holding a piece of paper . 000
I'm disgusted and embarrassed! @sawbuzz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024We're here because half the population of this country are idiots. 1100
Todd Shissler @1hottoddy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024But, did he pinky swear not sexually assault women? 000
Adria @adriachristine.bsky.social · 04/12/2024As a recovering alcoholic, I can tell you, he’s full of shit. 050
Kelly Sparkles @kellysparkles.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Right, and the implication is that he’ll only get sober if he gets to have this whittle hobby that he wants. His mommy is calling senators begging for her son to get the job. They sweat he’ll behave! Why isn’t getting sober already a priority regardless of getting the nuclear codes?? 1111
Momo H @mozone-1896.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Trump’s addled brain and Merica’s addled brains. I guess he doesn’t have intelligent “loyal” people to choose from.. 000
Fuck Trump and everyone who voted for him @princesshari.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Sounds exactly like an an abusive alcoholic… always promising that it will never happen again 0100
Sandy in the Pacific NW @sandyinthepacnw.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The fox won't drink but he'll still attack the hens. 000
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 05/12/2024He’s a man still living out his high school days 000
thegreatsemprini.bsky.social @thegreatsemprini.bsky.social · 04/12/2024We’re here because grocery stores kept prices artificially high after the supply chains were re-established to pad their profit margins. We lost democracy so Ralph’s could add 5% to their quarterly earnings. 020
schoolednlife.bsky.social @schoolednlife.bsky.social · 05/12/2024We are here due to Americas poor educational system. We are also here due to Americas inability to recognize bull shit, stupidity, and a person with dementia. You asked so thought I’d respond Jo. 130
geordieinitaly.bsky.social @geordieinitaly.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I think you're here because many people decided that they could not vote for an intelligent, competent woman as president, preferring a clown show, but, I could be wrong. 0180
oregon0461.bsky.social @oregon0461.bsky.social · 05/12/2024so he's admitting he has a drinking problem 010
Independent Voter @jer1190.bsky.social · 05/12/2024This is ridiculous, if only it weren’t true. I feel like we’re living in an alternate universe. 020
ktforest7.bsky.social @ktforest7.bsky.social · 05/12/2024And with the incoming people that have been selected, alcohol is not the only thing to worry about 000
Baril de poudre @hrpc.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Passivity is how a country gets there. A few heads mounted on pikes would help prevent that kind of shit for at least a few decades. 000
Greg @gcriv.bsky.social · 04/12/2024They need to go to a meeting. Every alcoholic has said that right before they drank 000
We the ppl will take our country back & make great again @luisa90.bsky.social · 05/12/2024OMG that made me laugh 000
msw599.bsky.social @msw599.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Two words: Ronnie Jackson (sometimes Johnson by trump) 000
rfoust62.bsky.social @rfoust62.bsky.social · 05/12/2024As much of a raging alcoholic he is his denial is just a bad. My late husband thought gargling would hide his alcoholism. He is obviously lieing to himself and us. He needs to go to treatment period! 080
NorCalGal-54 @norcagal-54.bsky.social · 05/12/2024But whadda bout sexual harassment? That's still on the table I guess. 000
AyJay @dcvet.bsky.social · 05/12/2024First thing that lying, sniveling, sexual-assaulting alcoholic needs to do, is quit doing those things for himself and his family. The fact that he wants to do it just to get a job tells you just how desperate, un-trustworthy and unqualified he truly is. 293
RandaLlama @llamarandall.bsky.social · 05/12/2024media.tenor.comtwo men are standing next to each other in front of a building .Alt: Stumbling down stairs drunk 010
Dee Mack @carly911.bsky.social · 04/12/2024We’re here because Donald needs people who are just as bad as him. No integrity or morals 0110
Heather Beaven @heatherbeaven.bsky.social · 05/12/2024He’s on Army time. He won’t drink before 9:00 AM. 010
CJ @crtsj.bsky.social · 05/12/2024But his abuse of women, misogyny, Islamaphobia, and Christian nationalism? He’s going to keep right on doing all of that… 010
Malcolm P. Johnson @admiralmpj.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Did he promise to wear more "Flair" while on duty?media.tenor.coma man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room and the man is talking to the woman .ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room and the man is talking to the woman . 0131
grandmasmc.bsky.social @grandmasmc.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Given the reports of his drinking, I am very sure he can't follow through on this pledge. With his behavior, just stopping isn't an option. He needs help whether he thinks he does or not. 030
Pamela Sheena Maiasaura Tiger @pamelasheenatiger.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I am an alcoholic. If he is like me, he would absolutely be drinking while serving as defense secretary. Or running an Applebee's. I've been sober for a long time but I can guaranfreakingtee that I know what I'd be doing if I was still actively drinking. 020
Elaine Jenkins @ej617.bsky.social · 05/12/2024That is ridiculous. This man is lying. And alcohol does not cause abusive behavior. 000
Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Because of too many people like this 👇media.tenor.coma man in a purple shirt makes a funny faceALT: a man in a purple shirt makes a funny face 040
Ecoprairiepainter @ecoprairiepainter.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Quitting alcohol is one of the hardest things to do. Most don’t get there. 030
elisarothstein917.bsky.social @elisarothstein917.bsky.social · 05/12/2024“How the fuck are we here?” See: Patriarchy, Chapter 942. 000
rodsdad.bsky.social @rodsdad.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Hegseth has never show any willingness to quit drinking. Never believe a drug addict or a drunkard. 030
S Shoemaker @shoemsr.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Scotus nominees said things to get a job too, that they quickly reversed once they got in... 040
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I don't drink at all. Maybe I should be Defense Secretary. 000
Mark Funkhouser @mayorfunk.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Remember when those Supreme Court nominees swore they would not overturn Roe? 25410
debincr @debincr.bsky.social · 05/12/2024media.tenor.coma woman sitting in front of a microphone with the words internally screaming below herALT: a woman sitting in front of a microphone with the words internally screaming below her 010
hds1.bsky.social @hds1.bsky.social · 05/12/2024How? I received a credible threat from a violent 1/6 Insurrectionist today for defending Fed Employees against Musk threats. Woman said Musk would “fire at” Federal workers & hire insurrectionists. You’ve been threatened how? Radical white Christian nationalists feel empowered from Musk threats. 000
Joan Walker @ugottahv3.bsky.social · 04/12/2024We’re being trolled by the MasterTroll. Don’t buy into his crap. 000
shedevilpatrol.bsky.social @shedevilpatrol.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Wait, wait, wait!!! He was just telling Megyn Kelly (throwing up a bit) that he didn’t have problem, now, he’s quid pro quo’g I’ll give u this if u give me that, yep all tracks! Do u think he will sell off now wife & all spawn to highest bidder to acquire the power and position? News at 6. DUI in 6. 000
TheJoyfulPriest @thejoyfulpriest.bsky.social · 05/12/2024So, when Ronald Reagan won, he got rid of the fairness doctrine and told people that government was the problem. That was the beginning. Bill Clinton wanted to be Prez so bad he gutted the Dem ties to working peeps. THEN... 010
Charlé Lombard @charlelombard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Hey it's out of Trump's play book. Promise them anything until you're in office then turn all dictator on them. 010
jzeppa.bsky.social @jzeppa.bsky.social · 05/12/2024If a person drinks a lot, they can't be trusted not to drink just because they promise. Besides he would still not be qualified for the position! 020
Laura Frost @laurafrost.bsky.social · 05/12/2024His mom assured Fox viewers being an anchor has prepared him for hard things. Another first mom begging for the job to go to her son. Shit it's like the twilight zone. 070
The Vinyl Exile Podcast With Jemal Wilson @vinylexile.bsky.social · 04/12/2024We’re beyond fucked 🤷🏽♂️ 010
max206473.bsky.social @max206473.bsky.social · 05/12/2024We’re here because people thought it was better to stay home and sit on their asses than than to keep a convicted sex abuser and felon, who told you how insane this was going to get, out of the White House. 010
💙Joani in the sky with cubic zirconia 💙 @greeneyedlady07.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I’m not sure I can handle all this bs. Last month was very tough for me and my family. 😞 010
RICK S @rickt2369.bsky.social · 05/12/2024New Year's Eve is just around the corner. Not a good time to quit drinking. LOL 100
Dodecadonuts @dodecadonuts.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Dry drunks and coke addicts are the new standard. 010
Megy_ver 💙🐸 @megyver.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I'm old enough to remember that a democratic man was disqualified from being VP because he was a 20+ year sober friend of Bill W. 020
Barbi @jksbluewhisper.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I, TOO, worked at Applebee's and didn't drink. /lbs 000
MeidasMark @manders01.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I wonder if the little bitch got permission from his mommy 010
Née 🏳️🌈 🇺🇦🏳️⚧️ @rmuse79.bsky.social · 05/12/2024We are here because f*ing idiots voted for another f*ing idiot, so now we have Idiocracy. 3251
Erick A. @erickabad.com · 04/12/2024Well his Mommy told him not to...so maybe he will listen or he might get sent to his room and no dinner. 030
ᗴᐯᗩ ᑎᗩᐯᗩᖇᖇᗝ🌷 @evacuzshesjazzy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024So fucking unbelievable…. I can’t with all this Fuckery Jo🤦🏻♀️ 030
causeneffect.bsky.social @causeneffect.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Because people are stupid and gullible. They fell for Donald Trump‘s fucking lies. Every single one of his fucking lies. 000
A. G. Dala @discoballsinspace.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I mean it isn't like he's saying he won't do coke. 010
mimi081314.bsky.social @mimi081314.bsky.social · 05/12/2024“…I pinky promise not to do it again!” (wink wink) 020
"Pinkaditus" @pinkaditus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024How about this drunk has Top Secret "Ultra" the Five Eyes (America and her Allies) WAR PLANs...(read Ukraine) Top Secret "Nuclear" the "football" 000
"Pinkaditus" @pinkaditus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024It's OK if he is taking too long to decide because he's sober we can just give Pete a couple of Trump's "Yellows" to speed up the decision! 000
stayblue8.bsky.social @stayblue8.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Maggots. They hate the same people Trump hates. Except they don’t understand he hates them, too. 020
Mary Ann Jacob @mjacob4404.bsky.social · 05/12/2024That works so well too when you have a drinking problem lol 020
missatlanticcity.bsky.social @missatlanticcity.bsky.social · 05/12/2024We have all been the proverbial lobster in the pot of slow boiling water into a sense of numbness. 000
draugjeger.bsky.social @draugjeger.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The mere thought of someone swearing not to drink on the job tells me they have a serious problem with alcohol. 0220
Jeff Stirling @stirlingthinks.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Hegseth is clearly an alcoholic. He said "alcohol will never touch my lips' if confirmed to be US Secretary of Defense. That thunderous roar you hear is one big spit take by recovering alcoholics and the people who love them everywhere. 4233
GOP==CRIME @yd52.bsky.social · 05/12/2024A large fraction of the US population is not very bright. 030
sierranicole1426.bsky.social @sierranicole1426.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Republicans ordered up the antichrist for Christmas and they think it will be fun 020
socalmonk @socalmonk.bsky.social · 05/12/2024How many hundreds of times do you think he's said, "I'll never do that again...honest..." 030
ScottyMD @scottymd.bsky.social · 05/12/2024That comment alone says he is an alcoholic. They go by days without drinking, not by saying they won't drink. I remember friends that are. It ain't that easy to do. 000
Michael - I got peas and a straw🐶💙🏳️🌈🇩🇰🇲🇽🇬🇱🇨🇦 @arm-chair72.bsky.social · 05/12/2024For those in Al-Anon, how often has your ex, parent, sibling, etc promised that if YOU came back, loved them, put up with them, they would quit drinking. They swore. 010
Sally Newton @lovewinshateloses.bsky.social · 05/12/2024@jojofromjerz.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/call...CALL TO ACTIVISM@calltoactivism.bsky.socialBREAKING NEWS: Republican Tennessee lawmaker, Sen. Ken Yager, urinated on himself during a DUI field sobriety test. I think he has Trump‘s new cabinet secretary potential! 031
@sushispikekim.bsky.social @sushispikekim.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Unreal yet true. What an oxymoron. 000
Steely Calm @altja.bsky.social · 05/12/2024We are here because one third of voters have zero critical thinking skills. 1110
Space @space89.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Because Elschlong Muskrat helped rig the election to get turd boy in. Elect a clown expect a circus. 0102
T Antony 🏳🌈 @t-antony.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Now he will be replaced by the criminal DeSantis. If law enforcement worked in America, DeSantis and Pete would be behind bars. 000
LAFC Dutch Dave @lafcdutchdave.bsky.social · 05/12/20241/3 of voters got us here. Its a cheato's world. 090
George Wachsmuth @georgewachsmuth.bsky.social · 05/12/2024We just may be living in the dumbest country on Earth. Definitely in the top 10. (Hate that I am actually starting to believe this) 4472
Lightloveandpeace @lightloveandpeace.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Alcoholism is not a simple country club you quit. Shows how far into denial this guy is about himself and his situation. 1150
Anastasia 🌈 Beaverhausen 💙🦋 @cskarnulis.bsky.social · 05/12/2024“Officer, I’m as sober as a judge; i mean Defense Secretary” 090
Say No to Plutocracy and Putin @joelbates.bsky.social · 05/12/2024One wonders what he promised to do to the Nazi tattoo 010