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Lance Mason

@lancemason.bsky.social
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Love my dog. Oldy time drummer.

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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Same bag of Halloween candy that cost 7 bucks the last year Biden was in office now costs 17 dollars at the end of Trumps second year in office this time around. But please MAGA. Tell me again how Trump is better for the economy than Biden was. Or Kamala could have been for that matter.
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Woman's Reaction: Idiots
ALT: Woman's Reaction: Idiots
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Check out the fem bot in the red dresses facial expressions.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This guy is fucking delusional.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bought me some new drums. 😁
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He shits all over Canada and other allies. Then rolls out the red carpet for Chinese leader Xi Jinping? How in the fuck do you square that bullshit MAGA? If that ain't some anti American shit I don't know what is. Seriously. Fuck this guy.
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Donald Trump's Signature Dance Moves
ALT: Donald Trump's Signature Dance Moves
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can you hear that? That's the sound of no Trump on TV. Ain't that total bliss. Ban some more news networks you fat bastard.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will never forgive the (no longer) friends who voted for him.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tell me you've had sex with an animal without saying " I've had sex with an animal."
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My Television went out. So I bought a new one. It's a "smart" TV. But I'm setting it up as a dumb TV. Not connected to the internet. Because I'm not giving the corrupt corporate overlords what they want. Fuck um.
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Spongebob Says 'Yeah, I'm Not Doing That'
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So. Now. Thanks to the wonderful Trump supporters who helped put his fat ass back into office. Trying to eat healthy may kill me... Wonderful.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just paid $6,00 a gallon for gas. Ain't them egg prices great?
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Angry Birds Red's Frustrated Facepalm
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You know what will be fun? IF, the Democratic Party takes over control of the house and senate after this years midterm election. Just watch how fast the people working for and with Trump either flee the country. Or, turn states evidence to avoid prosecution by the law.
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Playful Clock Out Leaving Work
ALT: Playful Clock Out Leaving Work
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Crazy? Naw... He's fucking fruitloop batshit looney tunes.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You guys see the condition the USS Lincoln was in when it pulled into Thailand today? Jesus what a complete embarrassment this Trump administration is. #Trump #Embarrassment
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=KgG-...
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The Antichrist - 2026 UPDATE
YouTube video by Bible Prophecy with Brother Paul
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=KgG-...
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The Antichrist - 2026 UPDATE
YouTube video by Bible Prophecy with Brother Paul
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake Diaperfull.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Shit. Well. It comes in three's. Any justice at all will be he's one of them.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why are they having an Indy car race in Washington D.C.? With all the buildings any people there to watch can't see anything. Even the T.V. camera's can't pick up any shots except panning down one straight way (street). Ridiculous. Indy car racing. Do better. #INDYCAR
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fun fact. In about three months you can end this failed experiment... VOTE!
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Donald Trump has created the exact same government he he told you he was gonna eliminate because it was corrupt and crooked. Ya know the one he created in his head before he started campaigning for President. The one that didn't exist. Except in extreme rightwing conservatives minds. Well...
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Merle Callahan Says 'I'm Here Now'
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So who planted Natalie Harp?
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Spy Vs Spy Spy X Spy
ALT: Spy Vs Spy Spy X Spy
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When police decide it is more important to protect the criminals than to prosecute them. We no longer live in a nation protected by Law. #EpsteinFiles
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My guess? It went something like this. Trump; "karoline, you're coming with us on the next Air Force One trip." Leavitt; "I quit." #KarolineLeavitt
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Dramatic Plane Engine Fire
ALT: Dramatic Plane Engine Fire
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Obviously. They have some dirt on this guy.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=kQNI...
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Massie Says It On House Floor
YouTube video by Jack Cocchiarella
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wig? More like a toilet seat cover.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Remember when the U.S. would go to war and the mainstream media would report on that war 24/7? Headline News! Not today's mainstream media. Trump starts a was with Iran and all we get from the mainstream media is. " Donald Trump says Iran wants to make a deal today." WTF mainstream media? #YouFail
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Joe may have been sleepy. But this guy is out to lunch,
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Maybe they could do some brain storming together. Oh right. Kennedy lost his and Trump never had one... Nevermind.
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whattheactualf.bsky.social @whattheactualf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
WTAF?
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Imagine. After that. Somebody is actually with him tonight Saying. " Great speech Boss. Great speech! You really knocked it out of the park!"
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Triple H Facepalm Moment
ALT: Triple H Facepalm Moment
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If anybody watching this hasn't already come to the conclusion that this man is absolutely bat shit crazy. There is something seriously, and I mean seriously, wrong with you.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Guess whose not going to be running for re-election this year. 😁
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Lindsey Graham: 'I Miss George W. Bush'
ALT: Lindsey Graham: 'I Miss George W. Bush'
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Later Mutha Fucker.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
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MSN
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hello. I'm Mitch McConnell. I'd like to have 20 minutes of your time...
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Shocked Skeleton
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Relax everybody. Mitch is already back to work.
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Skeleton Stressed Working at Desk
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Seriously. That facial hair should have been enough.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Could he be any more racist?
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Something tells me that's not how you're supposed to treat the American flag.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dumb shit. Scams all his supporters out of their money. Then wonders why none of his supporters can afford to take a trip to Washington D.C. to attend his lame birthday party.
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Hmm Donald Trump Interested
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Red @redpainter1.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Guys
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So Fat Pappy Shitzmypants wants us to believe somebody with a box cutter ruined his pouty pool. Seriously. Anybody whose used a box cutter knows the blade goes dull after opening like two boxes. But no. One guy. With one box cutter. Cut a 350' gash across a concrete slab.Without changing the blade.
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Dr. Evil Says Right
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'll take, show me how Republicans waste our money for $500 Alex.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'll say one good thing about Donald Trump. He's gonna die soon. He can't beat old age.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
MAGA should've put Trump on one of those dirt bikes and had him do a back flip on those ramps outside the Whitehouse the other day. Show everyone in America what a fine athletic in shape specimen of a man he really is. I mean that's what they been telling us right?... Prove it.
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Gorda Motoneta - Accidente Gracioso
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
President Swamp Ass. ...that is all.
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