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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you try to get me to be okay with some guy molesting a woman, I'm going to assume you're testing the water before trying to make me tolerate child-molesting. Spoiler alert: It's not going to go well.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is all I imagine whenever Donald impotently re-names something. May "super intelligence" go the same way as the rest of his humiliated nonsense.

The Michael Scott meme captioned "I declare... that artificial intelligence will now be known as super intelligence!"

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

People aren't ordained for "bright futures". If the defense for a criminal is that they have a bright future, an appropriate response is "great; let's give it to someone else who deserves it more."

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Somebody should make a movie about the Epstein files and cast a Black woman as Epstein so that the righteous Right can care about the identity of child-molesters again.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Stoked to hear Darkwing Duck is coming back. Who wants to bet that Seth Rogan tries to slip a "suck gas, evildoer!" past Disney's censors?

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Anyone else suspect that Donald was instructed to cripple the country for a Russian invasion before the midterms, and they're all in a panic now because the Ukraine wasn't supposed to last this long?

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Someone should remind Donald that him closing the Kennedy Center means that the boycott worked, and he’s lost.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

US: "Who knows what kind of diabolical schemes they have planned to steal the midterms?" Trump: "IF YOU VOTE FOR US, MAYBE WE'LL SEND YOU FIVE-THOUSAND DOLLARS!" US: "...Okay, maybe they're out of ideas."

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Someone should have told Donald that, if you want to "kick ass and take names", a surpluss of the latter doesn't compensate for a failure of the former.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Ever since I moved into my neighborhood in 2020, I've been seeing the pro-MAGAt peraphernalia slowly disappear. Today, I confirmed that the last holdout had taken down their Trump flag.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The fiercest advocates of genAI pseudo-art definitely have a vibe of people who are accustomed to getting left behind by technology and are glad to have a new technology that doesn’t have a bare minimum of intelligence to keep up with.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Saw a Facebook profile that was trying to pass off genAI pictures of koalas. The genAI didn't know that koalas have two thumbs on each paw. It was pretty ironic.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

MAGAts are all like "HUR HUR YU TRY TO STOP US WITH YUR SIGNS AND SILLY COSTUMES!" And we're all like, "That's exactly what we do, and we agree that it's weird how much it kicks your ass."

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Spider Man

ALT: Spider Man

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

For two more days days, I'm making my first picture book available for free as an ebook. If you can, check it out and drop a quick rating/review; it means a lot for the visibility of an indie, 100% human-generated book. www.amazon.com/dp/B0846G5H35

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The Fellas, the Mermaid, and Me (Kris the Mermaid)

Amazon.com: The Fellas, the Mermaid, and Me (Kris the Mermaid) eBook : Kolding, Micah: Kindle Store

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Why are we supposed to be impressed that a robot beat Bolt's running record? There are millions of machines that can go faster than any human alive. There's so many of these machines, the traffic they cause frequently keeps them from moving at all. Where's the "reverse climate change" machine?

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Do English-speaking countries outside of the US sing the alphabet song, even though "zed" destroys the rhyme scheme?

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"Hey, why don't we call our cameras 'Flock'?" said the absolute worst PR team ever.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If AI is so valuable, we wouldn't be devoting so much of it to doodling bad anime porn in a world already overflowing with porn.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The genAI movement is like a leech growing fat on your arm saying, "Ha-ha, loser! Soon I'll have ALL the blood!" while you say, "And what do you think happens after that, asshole?" Parasites don't get promoted to hosts.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It's not often that I improv something that make me laugh as much as this did: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNjy... #Stray #letsplay

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Let's Play with Dublin: Stray (Part 10)

YouTube video by Tales from the Plot Hole

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Remember: As tech leaders aspire to be eloi, it falls on the rest of us to be morlocks.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Superman lands in small-town Kansas following a disaster in a strange, magical world tempered by glowing green rocks, after which he dons an outfit of red and blue to go off to the big city and expose a tech-savvy charlatan. If he was moving in the opposite direction, he'd be Dorothy Gale.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The British expression "safe as houses" is hard enough to understand without them turning around and saying that they're "getting on like a house on fire". What's going on with houses in England?

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Yeah, we're still doing this. Watch as Dublin LeChat plays video games and goes on angry rants with his dubious sidekick, Calico Karen. #letsplay #stray youtu.be/nJJaZr-bOMQ

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Let's Play with Dublin: Stray (Part 9)

YouTube video by Tales from the Plot Hole

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Do you suppose the Green Goblin looks at the other Spider-Man villains and says, "Hey, Doctor Octopus! Mysterio! Vulture! Electro! Scorpion! Are you trolling me? Because you KNOW that green is my color, and none of y'all have any thematic business wearing it!"?

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Green Goblin's Menace in Spider-Man 1994

ALT: Green Goblin's Menace in Spider-Man 1994

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

How wild would it be if this is how we learned that the entire service industry is secretly trolling Republican congresspeople, and they're too ignorant to realize that not everyone is experiencing the same thing?

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

We don't talk enough about how weird it is that this guy calls his father "Trump".

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

They consider civil rights a weakness because they only ever help anyone out of fear or submission, and they assume that anyone helping the less fortunate is doing the same.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

People use the phrase "drop it like a bad habit" as if that doesn't mean "drop it slowly, painfully, and reluctantly, with the knowledge that you're probably going to pick it up again inside of 24 hours."

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My favorite AI thing is when someone says "So, you think genAI art is trash? Well, CHECK THIS OUT!" and then they post something that's absolute trash and everybody in the comments is like, "Dude, that's trash!"

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Funny how sustaining brain damage makes a democrat congressman into a republican, and becoming brain dead doesn't keep a republican congressman from continuing to be a republican congressman.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

So, Donald plans to go out in triple-digit heat and speak for a sundowning-long time on hazardous construction before rendering the air unbreathable with excessive explosives. How wild would it be if he ended up dying from, like, choking on a grape?

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

GenAI shills call us "luddites" as if they're the spiritual successors of people who sent us to the moon, instead of the first people to die from high fructose corn syrup or get scammed by cryptocurrency.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Someone who wanted me to sign a petition preventing an upper-class income tax tried to flag me down on my way to the grocery store. I just said "Eat the rich" and didn't give him a second glance.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

If you're ever confused about the Ivory Coast's flag, here's something I came up with:

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Love seeing the paint peel in the reflecting pool. Donald finally got that crumbling blue swamp he always promised to destroy.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Good news, MAGAts: You've turned June into Strait Pride Month. They'll only be celebrating as such in Iran, but take the win; it's the only one you're getting.

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

He’s the Octogenarian Aryan A rapacious old rapist and rake He force-fed the world his birthday And he won’t even let them eat cake Since the day he was spawned we were swindled and conned (For as long as they keep him awake) He’s the Octogenarian Aryan And our worst, most malignant mistake

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Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Trillionaires: They only happen after the child-molesters decide that minimum wage shouldn't be enough to live off of.

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