Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026pretty small battery. though i wouldn't get the base model anyway. wonder if the 2WD version will be front or rear? i'd expect front if a gas car but seems many 2WD EVs are rear. like that new GTI is the first RWD GTI. also hope it has V2L and the rumored dimensions are close (have tiny garage).torquenews.comFord's Sub-$29K Fathom Pickup May Run a 51 kWh Battery, Half the Size of the F-150 Lightning's PackFord's upcoming Fathom pickup could start under $29,000 by running a roughly 51 kWh battery, about half the capacity of the F-150 Lightning's 98 kWh pack. Rival startup Slate is offering a larger 65 k... 100
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026awww yeah! Mark Hamill would indeed be a pretty good Darkwing Duck i bet. 🤔consequence.netDarkwing Duck Revived for New Disney+ Series Starring and Executive Produced by Seth RogenThe new animated show also stars Lizzy Caplan, Dan Stevens, and Mark Hamill as the iconic crime fighter. 010
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i knew Alaska was somewhat unique in having a majority non-partisan electorate (63%) but had no idea there was one state that actually beats us— and it is where all my non-Alaska buddies live— Massachusetts! 😮 it is 67% there!independentvoterproject.orgVoter Registration Data by State: Party, Turnout & TrendsExplore voter registration statistics for all 50 states: party breakdown, independent voter counts, turnout rates, and primary election rules. Updated regularly. 110
Reposted by Zeb UlonPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15173961816029
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026bit over 24 minutes until the title sequence in Silo season finale. that has gotta be some sort of record for shows in general. also what the what on that whole first part?! 030
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026yet another article about how gross the AI food on the AI menus looks. no one finds this appetizing. how are restaurants not figuring this out on their own?!usatoday.comWhy 'AI food slop' is making people so uncomfortable and upsetPeople have taken to social media to recoil at pictures of "AI food slop" on restaurant menus. Experts explain why our reactions are so intense. 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 02/09/20262021 NFT bros are 2026 AI bros.youtube.comNFTs Are Still a Thing, ApparentlyYouTube video by Ryan George Extra Plus! 010
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026$899 base price Mac Mini? boo. but thankfully not everything has gone up in price.macrumors.comApple Releases New Polishing ClothApple today released a new version of its Polishing Cloth on its online store. In the U.S., pricing is now set at $9, down from $19 for the previous version of the cloth. We have yet to determine if t... 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026have to make an appointment with a physical therapist from spraining my arm making an excessively large and furious dismissive wanking motion. 120
Reposted by Zeb UlonRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right 1101286176344
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 19/08/2026so cool that in this 42 person family each person gets their very own dedicated circuit breaker. 🥰 🙏 010
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026marbles is now 9! was going to do some birthday adventures sans her annoying 1yo 'sister' but it started raining so will need to do that tomorrow. which should be fine as she does not know how calendars work anyway. 080
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026so which movie is this one an 'homage' to? Casablanca? are they going to be any non-homage episodes this season? this is all very Sliders Season 3.treknews.netStar Trek: Strange New Worlds Previews “A Case of Chiaroscuro” With 17 New Photos - TREKNEWS.NET | Your daily dose of Star Trek news and opinionUna finds herself at the center of a resistance movement when she’s mistaken for a rebel leader fighting against Klingon occupation. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds returns this Thursday, August 13th wi... 200
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026hopefully the kids can lock the locker room doors from the inside. just in case any Trump "inspection" needs to happen.rawstory.com'That is weird': Trump's attendance at 'Bizarreville' sports competition bewilders stafferA planned appearance by Donald Trump at the so-called "Patriot Games" featuring a smattering of high school athletes was greeted with skepticism by an ESPN employee assisting with the coverage.Accordi... 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026wonder if the religious nutjobs that'd flip their lids about this were more nutjob back in 1976 or 2026? i'm thinking they got MORE nutjobby vs. less in the past 50 years. 🤔 000
Reposted by Zeb UlonOne Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Helping draft the ballot measure that brought open primaries and RCV to AK in 2020 is one of the highlights of my career. For the 3rd time in 3 election cycles, the oligarchy is fueling an astroturf campaign against open primaries and RCV. If Elon Musk is against it, that's all you need to know. 66725
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 09/08/2026i don't think fresh water should be poisoned / depleted so i can be told my dachshund is a very suspicious porcupine. 🤷♂️ 020
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 09/08/2026marbles is a raccoon and bun is a small goat. this free 30-day Blink AI trial is very compelling. definitely something that is useful and that i should spend actual money on. (they are both wiener dogs.) 110
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 08/08/2026one of the local places doing this has the fries scaled all wrong making their wraps or whatever look as big as a backpack and weighing like 35lbs. i bet that isn't the case in real life.buzzfeed.comPeople Are In Complete Agreement Over The Number One Thing That Will Make Them Never Ever Set Foot In A Restaurant In 2026 And Honestly It’s A Fair PointIt’s got to stop. 000
Reposted by Zeb UlonAftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f... 21356751487
Reposted by Zeb UlonIt's just me @maylmer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"the Alaska Navigator is not an independent news outlet. Rather, it is a website fully controlled by One Nation, a dark money group that works in concert with the Senate Leadership Fund (SLF), the super PAC of Senate Republicans." open.substack.com/pub/populari...open.substack.comSenate Republicans launch network of fake news sitesOne Nation, the Senate GOP's primary dark money group, is producing propaganda masquerading as journalism. 044
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026golly. big mystery who might have commissioned this poll. dumbest leading question i think i've ever seen in one of these. 230
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 02/08/2026once again missed that wiener dog races were at the fair today. (several years in a row now. 😢) probably wouldn't have either of them race but was going to at least bring bun and see if maybe her local brothers would be there. 😢 010
Reposted by Zeb UlonRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Like the hypocrisy and the open corruption, the naked, brazen lying is itself aspiring authoritarianism. They aren't lying to cover anything up. They're saying, "We know we're lying. You know we're lying. And we know you know we're lying. And there's nothing you can do about it." 541906520
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 31/07/2026only like 20 minutes in but guessing at some point Spock is gonna be like "I thought it said 'liberate me' - 'save me.' But it's not 'me.' It's 'liberate tutemet' - 'save yourself.' - from Hell." 100
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 22/07/2026me in 2018 : 'oh hmmm... so did you actually like sand and prep these doors before randomly painting them?' ex : 'mmhm. 😊' me in 2026 : 100
Reposted by Zeb UlonMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Bluesky knew the strait of Hormuz, Graham Platner, and AIPAC democrats were all cooked months before the experts did. Meanwhile Twitter was convinced Spencer Pratt would win and the Odyssey would bomb. Which site is the not-real-life echo chamber again? 8687851674
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 20/07/2026"leads all new shows" and having 19 noms should ONLY be the case if there were like 8 more mostly-standalone Patricia episodes? any season 2 should be all mostly-standalone Patricia episodes. (i have not watched the season finale yet. in case that idea makes no sense after the finale.)hollywoodreporter.comEmmys: ‘Widow’s Bay’ Leads All New Shows With 19 NominationsThe acclaimed horror-comedy starring Matthew Rhys proved itself as the breakout hit of the spring, with a dominant showing in the 2026 Emmy nominations. 000
Reposted by Zeb UlonMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Isn't it weird that this week a currently sitting president had to pay a woman MILLIONS of dollars for *raping* (and defaming) her—and the media has forgotten all about it? There was a time that this would have been the ONLY story—until the rapist was driving from office. 464134084698
Reposted by Zeb UlonAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/07/2026 OSSOFF: Who won the 2020 election? CLAYTON: Uhm, you know, I'm not going to do this with you O: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Who won the 2020 election? C: I'm not gonna get into that with you O: You're not being honest or forthright C: ... 2044233227218
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026but why christmas-time batmans not released for christime-time viewing? ☹️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXQM...youtube.comTHE BATMAN PART 2 First LookYouTube video by Heavy Spoilers 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 14/07/2026dang. now even the Washington Post is in on it. everyone should definitely keep Loomering out about it though. repeatedly claiming— without evidence— it is from 2023 or that the AI poolside photos are real is a great look and doesn't impact your credibility at all. 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Seth Meyers is back. but will the *classic* Graham 'meemaw' impression make at least one final return? i sure hope so.youtube.comSeth Meyers Catches Up on Three Weeks of Insane News from Iran to Graham to McConnell: A Closer LookYouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers 110
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 12/07/2026with McConnell on ice for a couple weeks now (probably) and Graham dropping dead— i can't help but think of how these things always seem to happen in THREES. 🤔 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 12/07/2026diarrhea lettuce.bbc.comUS Senator Lindsey Graham dies after 'brief and sudden illness', his office saysThe influential politician has just returned from Kyiv, where he met Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky on Friday. 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026did up a dutch door for reasons and needed to make the table/shelf part. i realize this would never ever be needed where this dutch door is going— but also it seems like the table/shelf part is integral to the dutchdooriness? decided to do a vague "art" on it. 🤷♂️ 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i sure hope whoever is responsible for this gets some sort of felony vandalism / 'terrorism' charges. 010
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/06/2026just realized his dumbass long tie makes it look like he is shirt-cocking in this photo. 😂 classy. very tough. 010
