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Zeb Ulon

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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bullshit. 😂
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pretty small battery. though i wouldn't get the base model anyway. wonder if the 2WD version will be front or rear? i'd expect front if a gas car but seems many 2WD EVs are rear. like that new GTI is the first RWD GTI. also hope it has V2L and the rumored dimensions are close (have tiny garage).
torquenews.com
Ford's Sub-$29K Fathom Pickup May Run a 51 kWh Battery, Half the Size of the F-150 Lightning's Pack
Ford's upcoming Fathom pickup could start under $29,000 by running a roughly 51 kWh battery, about half the capacity of the F-150 Lightning's 98 kWh pack. Rival startup Slate is offering a larger 65 k...
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
awww yeah! Mark Hamill would indeed be a pretty good Darkwing Duck i bet. 🤔
consequence.net
Darkwing Duck Revived for New Disney+ Series Starring and Executive Produced by Seth Rogen
The new animated show also stars Lizzy Caplan, Dan Stevens, and Mark Hamill as the iconic crime fighter.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i knew Alaska was somewhat unique in having a majority non-partisan electorate (63%) but had no idea there was one state that actually beats us— and it is where all my non-Alaska buddies live— Massachusetts! 😮 it is 67% there!
independentvoterproject.org
Voter Registration Data by State: Party, Turnout & Trends
Explore voter registration statistics for all 50 states: party breakdown, independent voter counts, turnout rates, and primary election rules. Updated regularly.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
bit over 24 minutes until the title sequence in Silo season finale. that has gotta be some sort of record for shows in general. also what the what on that whole first part?!
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yet another article about how gross the AI food on the AI menus looks. no one finds this appetizing. how are restaurants not figuring this out on their own?!
usatoday.com
Why 'AI food slop' is making people so uncomfortable and upset
People have taken to social media to recoil at pictures of "AI food slop" on restaurant menus. Experts explain why our reactions are so intense.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
2021 NFT bros are 2026 AI bros.
youtube.com
NFTs Are Still a Thing, Apparently
YouTube video by Ryan George Extra Plus!
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Trump is gonna say he could've dated her isn't he.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
$899 base price Mac Mini? boo. but thankfully not everything has gone up in price.
macrumors.com
Apple Releases New Polishing Cloth
Apple today released a new version of its Polishing Cloth on its online store. In the U.S., pricing is now set at $9, down from $19 for the previous version of the cloth. We have yet to determine if t...
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
yum yum mystery prions. delicious! 😋
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
have to make an appointment with a physical therapist from spraining my arm making an excessively large and furious dismissive wanking motion.
"I predict that in 5-10 years every household will have a local Al server that serves all the Al workload of the house, digital or robotics. It'll be as common as a WiFi router or a fridge
it creates a private mesh network to link all the devices in the house and does inference completely locally, with built in data vault resistant to remote data hacking or physical tampering. That way you can have every single piece of information about you and your family stored in there and never leaves it, and Al can use them to provide most accurate and customized services" 

then a MASSIVE AI appliance in between the fridge and dishwasher. because of course that is where such a device would go.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
so cool that in this 42 person family each person gets their very own dedicated circuit breaker. 🥰 🙏
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
marbles is now 9! was going to do some birthday adventures sans her annoying 1yo 'sister' but it started raining so will need to do that tomorrow. which should be fine as she does not know how calendars work anyway.
freshly picked up baby marbles in october 2017. the plan was she'd sleep in a blanket/towel fort in the kitchen but that did not last long. marbles the dapple dachshund posing on a rug in the sunshine. this is actually from last spring. but it is a pretty good photo of her. very photogenic.marbles the dapple dachshund staring out the window at 1yo gold puppy dachshund bun. marbles hurt her back early last week (all ∩-shape back and slow and yips 😢) so they needed to go out separately for a bit until she was feeling better. bun wasn't sure what to do outside without marbles to zoom around with and annoy. and marbles needed to keep track of what she was doing in case she needed to tattle on bun.

marbles also had to be carried up and down the stairs for several days and no bun battles allowed. got a second ramp for the bigger couch since the previous wooden one had to be taken away a few months prior to this due to bun eating it nonstop. also doubled up on her rimadyl. she is all good now though.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"common sense" 🙄
political text from a "common sense" child abuse defender. 

"Unfortunately, common sense isn't so common anymore. Republican Adam Crum is the common sense conservative for governor. Let's keep boys out of girls' sports and government out of our wallets and backyards.
Adam Crum is a businessman, a reformer, and an unapologetic Trump conservative who will take on the Juneau insiders, defend our freedoms, and unleash Alaska's energy. Adam Crum will always put Alaska First. On Tuesday..
August 18, vote for common sense. Vote Republican Adam Crum for governor.
Reply STOP to opt out." 

my reply before blocking and reporting as spam : 

more J6 traitors have been rearrested for crimes against children (rape and molestation) than there are "men in women's sports".
your "concern" is bullshit as you unapologetically defend actual serial child rapists. you are deeply unserious and plainly disgusting.
how is that for some actual "common sense"?
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
so which movie is this one an 'homage' to? Casablanca? are they going to be any non-homage episodes this season? this is all very Sliders Season 3.
treknews.net
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Previews “A Case of Chiaroscuro” With 17 New Photos - TREKNEWS.NET | Your daily dose of Star Trek news and opinion
Una finds herself at the center of a resistance movement when she’s mistaken for a rebel leader fighting against Klingon occupation. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds returns this Thursday, August 13th wi...
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
hopefully the kids can lock the locker room doors from the inside. just in case any Trump "inspection" needs to happen.
rawstory.com
'That is weird': Trump's attendance at 'Bizarreville' sports competition bewilders staffer
A planned appearance by Donald Trump at the so-called "Patriot Games" featuring a smattering of high school athletes was greeted with skepticism by an ESPN employee assisting with the coverage.Accordi...
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
wonder if the religious nutjobs that'd flip their lids about this were more nutjob back in 1976 or 2026? i'm thinking they got MORE nutjobby vs. less in the past 50 years. 🤔
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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Helping draft the ballot measure that brought open primaries and RCV to AK in 2020 is one of the highlights of my career. For the 3rd time in 3 election cycles, the oligarchy is fueling an astroturf campaign against open primaries and RCV. If Elon Musk is against it, that's all you need to know.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i don't think fresh water should be poisoned / depleted so i can be told my dachshund is a very suspicious porcupine. 🤷‍♂️
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
marbles is a raccoon and bun is a small goat. this free 30-day Blink AI trial is very compelling. definitely something that is useful and that i should spend actual money on. (they are both wiener dogs.)
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
one of the local places doing this has the fries scaled all wrong making their wraps or whatever look as big as a backpack and weighing like 35lbs. i bet that isn't the case in real life.
buzzfeed.com
People Are In Complete Agreement Over The Number One Thing That Will Make Them Never Ever Set Foot In A Restaurant In 2026 And Honestly It’s A Fair Point
It’s got to stop.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"ThE leFt is sO viOLEnT aND tHREAteNInG"
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026
Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...
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It's just me @maylmer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"the Alaska Navigator is not an independent news outlet. Rather, it is a website fully controlled by One Nation, a dark money group that works in concert with the Senate Leadership Fund (SLF), the super PAC of Senate Republicans." open.substack.com/pub/populari...
open.substack.com
Senate Republicans launch network of fake news sites
One Nation, the Senate GOP's primary dark money group, is producing propaganda masquerading as journalism.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
golly. big mystery who might have commissioned this poll. dumbest leading question i think i've ever seen in one of these.
All other things being equal, which of the following candidates for Congress would you be MOST likely to vote for?
A Republican candidate who supports the arrest of illegal immigrant drug dealers, rapists, and murderers.
...OR...
and murderers.
• Don't Know
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
once again missed that wiener dog races were at the fair today. (several years in a row now. 😢) probably wouldn't have either of them race but was going to at least bring bun and see if maybe her local brothers would be there. 😢
two dachshunds on a couch. dapple older one named marbles is doing investigations of things out the window. gold puppy bun is looking at me holding the cactus toy that she has got to level 3. she is very proud of this.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Like the hypocrisy and the open corruption, the naked, brazen lying is itself aspiring authoritarianism. They aren't lying to cover anything up. They're saying, "We know we're lying. You know we're lying. And we know you know we're lying. And there's nothing you can do about it."
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
only like 20 minutes in but guessing at some point Spock is gonna be like "I thought it said 'liberate me' - 'save me.' But it's not 'me.' It's 'liberate tutemet' - 'save yourself.' - from Hell."
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
me in 2018 : 'oh hmmm... so did you actually like sand and prep these doors before randomly painting them?' ex : 'mmhm. 😊' me in 2026 :
layers of thick white latex paint easily peeling off of a very glossy lacquered door. 

the peeling paint conveniently makes a very skeptical squinting eyed 'hmmm...' face.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bluesky knew the strait of Hormuz, Graham Platner, and AIPAC democrats were all cooked months before the experts did. Meanwhile Twitter was convinced Spencer Pratt would win and the Odyssey would bomb. Which site is the not-real-life echo chamber again?
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"leads all new shows" and having 19 noms should ONLY be the case if there were like 8 more mostly-standalone Patricia episodes? any season 2 should be all mostly-standalone Patricia episodes. (i have not watched the season finale yet. in case that idea makes no sense after the finale.)
hollywoodreporter.com
Emmys: ‘Widow’s Bay’ Leads All New Shows With 19 Nominations
The acclaimed horror-comedy starring Matthew Rhys proved itself as the breakout hit of the spring, with a dominant showing in the 2026 Emmy nominations.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Isn't it weird that this week a currently sitting president had to pay a woman MILLIONS of dollars for *raping* (and defaming) her—and the media has forgotten all about it? There was a time that this would have been the ONLY story—until the rapist was driving from office.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/07/2026
OSSOFF: Who won the 2020 election? CLAYTON: Uhm, you know, I'm not going to do this with you O: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Who won the 2020 election? C: I'm not gonna get into that with you O: You're not being honest or forthright C: ...
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
but why christmas-time batmans not released for christime-time viewing? ☹️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXQM...
youtube.com
THE BATMAN PART 2 First Look
YouTube video by Heavy Spoilers
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
double sunset day!
Have you ever experienced two sunsets in one day? In Fairbanks, Alaska, and other communities just south of the Arctic Circle, there is one day each year when the sun sets twice in one day. Today is one of those days! In Fairbanks, the first sunset took place at 12:01 am this morning followed by a sunrise at 3:53 am. A second sunset will take place tonight at 11:58 pm. In turn, one day each year in late spring experiences no sunset.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
dang. now even the Washington Post is in on it. everyone should definitely keep Loomering out about it though. repeatedly claiming— without evidence— it is from 2023 or that the AI poolside photos are real is a great look and doesn't impact your credibility at all.
The Washington post
Democracy Dies in Darkness
On Monday night, The Post reviewed a copy of the original photo - provided by McConnell's office at The Post's request - and found that its metadata appears to show it was taken Sunday.
An independent digital forensics expert also said there appeared to be no evidence that the image is fake.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/07/13/mcconnell-photo-with-washington-post-page-fuels-ai-era-speculation/
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Seth Meyers is back. but will the *classic* Graham 'meemaw' impression make at least one final return? i sure hope so.
youtube.com
Seth Meyers Catches Up on Three Weeks of Insane News from Iran to Graham to McConnell: A Closer Look
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
THREES!
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
with McConnell on ice for a couple weeks now (probably) and Graham dropping dead— i can't help but think of how these things always seem to happen in THREES. 🤔
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
diarrhea lettuce.
bbc.com
US Senator Lindsey Graham dies after 'brief and sudden illness', his office says
The influential politician has just returned from Kyiv, where he met Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky on Friday.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
did up a dutch door for reasons and needed to make the table/shelf part. i realize this would never ever be needed where this dutch door is going— but also it seems like the table/shelf part is integral to the dutchdooriness? decided to do a vague "art" on it. 🤷‍♂️
a ~5" deep and door width bit of wood with two curved corners. to act as the table/shelf part of a dutch door. like for signing a receipt maybe? there is no reason to have this part of the dutch door exist where the dutch door itself will exist. 

i hope i didn't accidentally do any symbol slurs or anything. that is possible when making too many random angles! 😬 ideally not. the best i could come up with is a wildly stylized and nonsensical version of VANDELAY— a fictional company from the Seinfeld TV program.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
iPhone color/level automaticals need to chill a bit.
a picture of a 5-pane frosted glass bathroom door with very bright evil red light spilling out into the hallway and bedroom across from it.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
true story.
speaking of wiener i saw a dachshund in a shopping cart entering the home depot today and i was like 'aww. cute wiener! i have two myself.' but then was immediately shamed because 'wiener' is an obvious dachshund slur. R
'that can't possibly be true!' you might say. but i know it is a slur because i was walking my dachshund through the university years ago and there was a big group of rowdy teens and one said 'aww! cute wiener!' and i immediately said 'that's a slur actually.' and all the rowdy teens
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i sure hope whoever is responsible for this gets some sort of felony vandalism / 'terrorism' charges.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
just realized his dumbass long tie makes it look like he is shirt-cocking in this photo. 😂 classy. very tough.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
SO SCARY! 🫣 and sooo tough.
a ~1yo gold dachshund puppy (named bun) doing some very vicious and scary bared teeth while she was in a battle with an unseen older dachshund. 

i made the photo more high contrast and rotated a bit to make bun even more scary. 

possible she has extra teeth still making her more toothy. i know for sure she has one side with both puppy AND adult canine still in. internet seems to say that should not still be a thing. uh oh.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/06/2026
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
tired weenie cerberus.
two dachshunds in a small bed thing. covered in blankets so only their two heads are popping out. left one is 8yo (soon 9!) dapple and the golden one on the right will be 1yo in like 3 weeks.
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