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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Clarence Thomas says the 14th Amendment should be read narrowly because it was written for formerly enslaved people. By that logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets, not AR-15s. Funny how that kind of originalism only shows up when it's convenient.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Haha, it's great that we're all waiting to see if the sitting President of the United States destroys the global economy tomorrow for no reason, right? This is fun. Love the suspense of all our lives hanging in the balance on the whims of an unstable, raging narcissist.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/01/2026
You don’t what?
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It’s Infrastructure Week in Venezuela all year long.
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michaeljtowle.bsky.social @michaeljtowle.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Rose Mary Woods #rosemarywoods
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Subway sandwich guy has been released on his own recognizance. His attorney argued the felony charge was excessive, and the judge agreed. Oh, and he’s a USAF veteran. www.wusa9.com/article/news...
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DC man accused of throwing sandwich at federal officer released from custody
Sean Dunn, accused of throwing a sandwich at a federal officer, is released on his own recognizance as the judge finds the felony charge excessive.
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Supreme Court rules 6-3 that the US Constitution can go fuck itself.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
WATCH: “This is f*cking kidnapping! That’s not your badge… I do have a little bit of education… get the f*ck out of here, racial profiling is illegal…” A brave woman melts ice 🧊 💪🏽 www.instagram.com/reel/DLOWbEs...
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Nazi Germany, 1935: “Was President Hindenburg mentally fit in 1932?”
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Bingo
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Everyone knows that the correct place to share classified information about military actions is in the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
All federal employees must respond to an email from a Nigerian prince with their bank account number or risk being terminated.
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Common Sense @cmmnsensedspnsr.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I’ve asked it before and I’ll ask it again: where oh, where are all of those strict constitutionalists demanding that the executive branch’s power and reach is limited in their very, very very limited government view?
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a man in a suit is holding a jacket over his shoulder
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a jacket over his shoulder
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michaeljtowle.bsky.social @michaeljtowle.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It's a proposal.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/01/2025
From this morning
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/01/2025
If Zuckerberg is having a midlife crisis, why can’t he just buy a piss-yellow convertible like every other jagoff and leave us alone?
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michaeljtowle.bsky.social @michaeljtowle.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
"Needling him?" C'mon CNN. Quit sanewashing. #sanewashing. #complicitmedia. www.cnn.com/2025/01/09/w...
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Trudeau responds to Trump needling him about annexing Canada | CNN
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau sits down with CNN’s Jake Tapper to discuss his decision to step down as the country’s prime minister and President-elect Trump needling him about annexing Canad...
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
During Jimmy Carter's funeral, Mike Pence and Trump appeared together in public for the first time since Jan. 6. Karen Pence remained seated and did not shake Trump's hand.
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Trump is a PINO: President in Name Only
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
If President Trump can remain completely sober while sexually abusing women, then that's the least we can ask of Pete Hegseth.
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michaeljtowle.bsky.social @michaeljtowle.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
For me, one of the most disturbing things about the situation in South Korea is how readliy the military attacked the National Assembly.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I think you could argue a bunch of different takes on the Hunter Biden pardon, clearly! People have! But it seems *INSANE* to have dozens of stories and a fucking live blog on this given everything else that's so much more consequential happening right now.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Call me crazy, but I think Justin Sun, a Chinese national being prosecuted for fraud by the SEC, sending Trump $18 million should be a bigger story The direct enrichment of Trump by a foreign national weeks before he takes office has merited no coverage in the NYT or Washington Post
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A Chinese national, charged with fraud by the SEC, just sent Donald Trump $18 million
Chinese Crypto entrepreneur Justin Sun paid $6.2 million for a banana — sold by Sotheby's as conceptual art — and then ate it last Friday.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Holy shit you guys, people over here know the difference between “to” and “too” and “your” and “you’re.” Maybe heaven does exist after all.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches to feeding children.
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Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
It looks as if this place is becoming what Twitter used to be; for now, at least, we can post stuff to a sigificant audience without being overrun by trolls and bots. For starters, here's my complete theory of the election, and probably my last word on the subject
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