e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 3h🚨 🚨: I have been in close contact with the Iranian government, circumventing the US state department, regarding the situation in the waters of the Hormuz Strait. I have instructed all navy ships to redeploy to back Norfolk in order to lower the diplomatic pressure and avoid even more escalation. 000
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We’ll take a closer look into why despite drought conditions, city municipalities and Ai, this Colorado lake remains overflowing with water www.9news.com/article/life...9news.com 000
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/09/2026All Red State Hell has found its way to Shreveport again as a mass shooting leaves 7 injured outside early morning house party www.ksla.com/2026/09/26/s...ksla.comShreveport mass shooting leaves 7 injured outside early morning house partyA mass shooting has left seven people injured, including one critically, after gunfire erupted outside an early morning house party Saturday, September 26 in Shreveport, police said. 043
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s 4:30am, and all I’ve done tonight is writhe in bed with arthritis in my ribs that I’m laying on 110
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Imagine if Coca-Cola kept “New Coke” exclusively for 4 years in 1985. That’s what we have with this T2.0 🤔 010
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The suggested emojis Instagram threw at me on this Shaq n Trump post is crazy 😮 000
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Did Hegseth really just announce new battlefield obstacle course tesst for Generals? 😱 thehill.com/policy/defen...thehill.comHegseth announces new Pentagon battlefield test for promotions to generalThe Pentagon is altering the promotion process to get to the rank of general in an effort to “cut bureaucracy and demand true meritocracy” across the senior ranks, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth an… 001
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Atty Mike Smalls, Alexandria’s top defense attorney gets another hit-and-run suspect to be found mentally incompetent for trial www.kalb.com/2026/09/21/a...kalb.comAlexandria hit-and-run suspect found mentally incompetent for trialTrevor Delrie has arrested in 2025 in connection with the death of Michael Craig Hankins 100
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I hope they impeach this guy after the next one 072
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 20/09/2026She pays less than $100 in rent to live within the caldera of the Yellostone super volcano www.cnbc.com/2026/09/19/l...cnbc.comShe pays $96 a month to live in Yellowstone National Park: 'Being here has changed my life'Zoe De La Paz quit her corporate job in Chicago and in June moved to Yellowstone to work as a seamstress. 043
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ball woman arrested for aggravating people with arsonistic intent www.kalb.com/2026/09/18/b...kalb.comBall woman arrested for aggravated arsonA Ball woman was arrested for aggravated arson after allegedly setting a fire that destroyed a home and spread to a neighbor’s house. 000
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Texas turist with measles could have exposed thousands at Denver’s Union Station, hotel in Steamboat Springs: CDPHE www.kktv.com/2026/09/18/t...kktv.comTourist with measles could have exposed thousands at Denver’s Union Station, hotel in Steamboat Springs: CDPHEAn out-of-state traveler with measles could have exposed thousands of people at Denver’s Union Station and a hotel in Steamboat Springs earlier this week, state health officials said Friday. 065
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Need a nice jazzy name for a milk and gin drink…. 100
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 15/09/2026SCOTUS just wrapped a paper cloth around Trumps dip stick and then stuck it down his engine in hopes that will slow down his authoritarian ways www.nytimes.com/live/2026/09...nytimes.comSupreme Court Rejects Trump’s Restrictions on Voting by MailThe ruling is a major loss for the Trump administration, which wanted to dramatically change how Americans vote by mail in the midterm elections. 051
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lucasfilm to re-re release original trilogy in 2027 with even more ad-ins than the 97’ re-release insidethemagic.net/2026/09/luca...insidethemagic.netLucasfilm Officially Remaking Original 'Star Wars' Film After 50 Years, Will Be Split Into Three PartsIt's really happening. 031
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Anyone else see the taxidermy work on McConnell just now?? 060
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Because the current tax system doesn’t allow for loopholes for the middle or lower classes to exploit and curries favors for the wealthy, looks like Americas new owners is going to be corporate masters and not the people www.cronista.com/en/finance/o...cronista.comOfficial | The IRS will go door to door in Miami, Los Angeles, New York, Houston and Chicago to verify compliance with tax obligationsThe officials responsible for intervening in these procedures are the Revenue Officers, employees of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). 131
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 11/09/2026As the GOP run on higer fuel prices in the midterms, their expensive policies pay off for the consumer as diesel prices rise above $6 www.reuters.com/business/ene...reuters.comUS average diesel price passes $6 a gallon for the first time, GasBuddy saysThe U.S. national average price of diesel on Thursday surpassed $6 a gallon for the first time ever, according to price tracker GasBuddy, as the U.S.-Israeli war on Iran and Ukrainian attacks on Russ... 031
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Will Trump and JD Vance drop pants and dance as the Dallas metroplex Grindr crashes for the second straight day? aje.news/ztcbutaje.newsTrump and Vance headline Republicans’ high-stakes midterm rally in DallasUS Republicans return to the stage to close their midterm convention, still betting on Trump's political magnetism. 020
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 10/09/2026China greeted the leader of the gop with underage school children earlier this year 020
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Colorado Springs man rescues bear from a perceived attack by neighbors truck, but later realized it’s was the trucks perceived attack from the bear that was the issue as bear later turns on rescuer www.kktv.com/2026/09/08/c...kktv.comColorado Springs man rescues bear from truck, but not the truck from the bearA Colorado Springs couple is sharing a wild reminder to lock your car doors after a bear climbed into their vehicle and caused thousands of dollars in damage. 021
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Wiener dog charity races raise money for Bossier City animal rescues as people try to forget about the problems maga president trump has caused at the fuel pump ⛽️ www.ksla.com/2026/09/07/w...ksla.comWiener dog charity races raise money for Bossier City animal rescuesDog owners gathered at Louisiana Downs for the annual wiener dog charity races, an event organizers say draws the community together for a cause that goes beyond competition. 010
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Jenkins Funeral Home hosted their annual Labor Day cookout in Mansfield, La. as hungry people drove up way too anxious about data centers popping up everywhere www.ksla.com/2026/09/07/j...ksla.comJenkins Funeral Home hosts annual Labor Day cookout in MansfieldMansfield funeral home hands out hundreds of plates for Labor Day. 010
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 08/09/2026SEC leaders to consider removing LSU from conference Thursday as Coach Lane Kiffen is adamant about letting former pro players have another shot at NCAA gold www.kalb.com/2026/09/08/s...kalb.comSEC leaders to consider removing LSU from conference ThursdaySEC leaders will meet Thursday to consider LSU’s membership 011
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Did you know: Leonard Nemoy played a Native American named “Bonto” alongside James Doohan in the 60’s classic “Gunsmoke”? www.slashfilm.com/2250011/star...slashfilm.comBefore Star Trek, Leonard Nimoy Guest-Starred In A Western Series We Don't Talk About Anymore - SlashFilmWesterns used to dominate the television landscape, but this show that cast Leonard Nimoy as a guest-star is mostly forgotten. 061
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Larto residents now have to drive through 7 miles of agriculture land and “private property” just to get to a gravel road as the Louisianan state levee district moves to shut down road they’ve used for decades www.kalb.com/2026/09/02/l...kalb.comLarto residents furious as levee district moves to shut down road they’ve used for decadesDiversion Canal Levee Road will close to public access in 2027, leaving residents in the Larto area very upset. 040
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Still has what we’ve always called it ##GulfUhMexico #MapQuest 040
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Keep giving if you can. Show support for the family of Nolan Wells and that they can find justice gofund.me/e6c6232c0gofund.meDonate to In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells, organized by Christine WonsleyIn Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells Our hearts are broken beyond words… Christine Wonsley needs your support for In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells 000
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 01/09/2026American English terms of the second Trump Administration: - Shit Lettuce - Screw Worm - Food Truck One - S.H.A.M.E. 131
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Colfax resident calls for community cleanup and business revival after folks from Dry Prong and Pollock came in and threw beer cans out their window as they rode through www.kalb.com/2026/08/28/c...kalb.comColfax resident calls for community cleanup and business revivalA Colfax resident is speaking out about the future of his community, saying areas around town need attention. 000
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 31/08/2026After a asbestos was discovered in Mrs Totten’s old classroom earlier this summer and a lackluster cleanup, ASH to reopen for all students on Sept. 8 www.kalb.com/2026/08/25/a...kalb.comAlexandria Senior High to reopen for all students on Sept. 8Students at Alexandria Senior High School will return to classrooms on September 8. 021
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The magnificent and ever so bizzy this weekend, the ‘Queens Bees’ of Cenla celebrated and dripped all over CENLA in a matter of speaking www.kalb.com/2026/08/30/q...kalb.com‘Queens Bees’ of Cenla celebratedNine Queen Bees walked the blue carpet 000
Reposted by e.g. Jeff LastnameBeaGoode @beagoode.bsky.social · 27/08/2026March for Voting Rights Friday, August 28 Starts at 9:00 a.m. Eastern at the Lincoln Memorial Organizer Martin Luther King, III Please spread the word. 064
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Rename Long Island Sound to Trump Is An Ass Sound?? 083
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 26/08/2026They’re taking all the 80 year olds except for Conald Trump 😩 030
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Cattleman distracted with culture wars in the 2024 election, to focus more attention on the class war in 2026 as Trump purchases more imported beef from Argentina www.ksla.com/2026/08/21/t...ksla.comTrump announces new plan to lower ground beef pricesPresident Donald Trump announced Friday that his administration will allow more beef to be temporarily imported into the U.S. without triggering higher tariffs, which drew swift pushback from cattle p... 013
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Flooding forces Cottonport farmer to move cattle asses to crawfish ponds www.kalb.com/2026/06/23/f...kalb.comFlooding forces Cottonport farmer to move cattle, assess crawfish pondsFlooding on a Cottonport farm forced cattle to higher ground and left crawfish ponds underwater after days of rain and rising water. 001
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The last time Mitch McConnell wa seen in public on June 8 he had blue lips #TheExpirationOfMitch #DeepBlueLipsOfMitch 061
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The usual suspects at it again in Haughton, La as one is arrested for alleged sex crimes against a child www.ksla.com/2026/08/17/h...ksla.comHaughton man arrested for alleged sex crimes against a childThe Shreveport Police Department have arrested David Stevenson of Haughton, Louisiana today, August 17 after he was wanted in connection with alleged crimes against a child. 075
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Tensions rise at Pollock town meeting following audit, corruption investigation of a police officer and the chief for spending $8000 on a new police car while the population can afford their $300 a month electric bills www.kalb.com/2026/08/14/t...kalb.comTensions rise at Pollock town meeting following audit, investigationLeadership in the Town of Pollock is looking to right a few wrongs. 076
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If this country had Donald Trump as president in 1941, we’d be reading this in German right now 02210
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 13/08/2026City of Pineville aims to clean up blighted properties that the policies of maga politicians have caused throughout the last decade www.kalb.com/2026/08/12/c...kalb.comCity of Pineville aims to clean up blighted propertiesThe Pineville City Council approved motions on August 11 to take more action against blighted properties. 042
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Tiger anounces major “businesshlag” in Germany ahead of major event heavy.com/sports/golf/...heavy.comTiger Woods Announces Personal News After Recent Business DevelopmentTiger Woods announces personal news just one day after his and Rory McIlroy's company TMRW Sports partners with $14 billion giant. 030
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Vinegar or baking soda is probably the best way to go for removing limescale from your bathroom fixtures… The amonia and bleach solution scores dead last www.cronista.com/en/today/nei...cronista.comNeither vinegar nor baking soda: the best way to remove limescale from the toilet and faucetsThe most effective method for removing limescale without using harsh chemicals. 343
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If yall can…. In loving memory Nolan Xavier Wells gofund.me/9c226853fgofund.meDonate to In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells, organized by Christine WonsleyIn Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells Our hearts are broken beyond words… Christine Wonsley needs your support for In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells 013
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 08/08/20265 dead, 9 hospitalized in La. as maga president Trump and RFKjr attacks the entire state via vibrio bacteria outbreak www.kalb.com/2026/08/06/9...kalb.com5 dead, 9 hospitalized in La. vibrio bacteria outbreakThe Louisiana Department of Health is urging residents to take precautions around coastal water and raw seafood after nine people were hospitalized, and five died in 2026. 097
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The look of future disbarment, or the look of future non conformation? 2112
e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 05/08/20264 Bunkie junkies and an Alexandria woman known around town as “Miss Management” is arrested in vehicle burglary investigation www.kalb.com/2026/08/04/4...kalb.com4 Bunkie juveniles and Alexandria woman arrested in vehicle burglary investigationThe juveniles were previously arrested by the Bunkie Police Department. 010