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@jeffunktified.bsky.social
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Seriously, I’m not serious but I am a critically thinking person and hope we have a light hearted yet humorless conversation about superficial issues that matter most, and I stand on that

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 3h
🚨 🚨: I have been in close contact with the Iranian government, circumventing the US state department, regarding the situation in the waters of the Hormuz Strait. I have instructed all navy ships to redeploy to back Norfolk in order to lower the diplomatic pressure and avoid even more escalation.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ll take a closer look into why despite drought conditions, city municipalities and Ai, this Colorado lake remains overflowing with water www.9news.com/article/life...
9news.com
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All Red State Hell has found its way to Shreveport again as a mass shooting leaves 7 injured outside early morning house party www.ksla.com/2026/09/26/s...
ksla.com
Shreveport mass shooting leaves 7 injured outside early morning house party
A mass shooting has left seven people injured, including one critically, after gunfire erupted outside an early morning house party Saturday, September 26 in Shreveport, police said.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s 4:30am, and all I’ve done tonight is writhe in bed with arthritis in my ribs that I’m laying on
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine if Coca-Cola kept “New Coke” exclusively for 4 years in 1985. That’s what we have with this T2.0 🤔
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The suggested emojis Instagram threw at me on this Shaq n Trump post is crazy 😮
Instagram suggested emojis for Shaq
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did Hegseth really just announce new battlefield obstacle course tesst for Generals? 😱 thehill.com/policy/defen...
thehill.com
Hegseth announces new Pentagon battlefield test for promotions to general
The Pentagon is altering the promotion process to get to the rank of general in an effort to “cut bureaucracy and demand true meritocracy” across the senior ranks, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth an…
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Atty Mike Smalls, Alexandria’s top defense attorney gets another hit-and-run suspect to be found mentally incompetent for trial www.kalb.com/2026/09/21/a...
kalb.com
Alexandria hit-and-run suspect found mentally incompetent for trial
Trevor Delrie has arrested in 2025 in connection with the death of Michael Craig Hankins
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hope they impeach this guy after the next one
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She pays less than $100 in rent to live within the caldera of the Yellostone super volcano www.cnbc.com/2026/09/19/l...
cnbc.com
She pays $96 a month to live in Yellowstone National Park: 'Being here has changed my life'
Zoe De La Paz quit her corporate job in Chicago and in June moved to Yellowstone to work as a seamstress.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ball woman arrested for aggravating people with arsonistic intent www.kalb.com/2026/09/18/b...
kalb.com
Ball woman arrested for aggravated arson
A Ball woman was arrested for aggravated arson after allegedly setting a fire that destroyed a home and spread to a neighbor’s house.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Texas turist with measles could have exposed thousands at Denver’s Union Station, hotel in Steamboat Springs: CDPHE www.kktv.com/2026/09/18/t...
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Tourist with measles could have exposed thousands at Denver’s Union Station, hotel in Steamboat Springs: CDPHE
An out-of-state traveler with measles could have exposed thousands of people at Denver’s Union Station and a hotel in Steamboat Springs earlier this week, state health officials said Friday.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Need a nice jazzy name for a milk and gin drink….
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
💙 💛 💙 💛 🇺🇦 #SlavaUkrane
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SCOTUS just wrapped a paper cloth around Trumps dip stick and then stuck it down his engine in hopes that will slow down his authoritarian ways www.nytimes.com/live/2026/09...
nytimes.com
Supreme Court Rejects Trump’s Restrictions on Voting by Mail
The ruling is a major loss for the Trump administration, which wanted to dramatically change how Americans vote by mail in the midterm elections.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lucasfilm to re-re release original trilogy in 2027 with even more ad-ins than the 97’ re-release insidethemagic.net/2026/09/luca...
insidethemagic.net
Lucasfilm Officially Remaking Original 'Star Wars' Film After 50 Years, Will Be Split Into Three Parts
It's really happening.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anyone else see the taxidermy work on McConnell just now??
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Because the current tax system doesn’t allow for loopholes for the middle or lower classes to exploit and curries favors for the wealthy, looks like Americas new owners is going to be corporate masters and not the people www.cronista.com/en/finance/o...
cronista.com
Official | The IRS will go door to door in Miami, Los Angeles, New York, Houston and Chicago to verify compliance with tax obligations
The officials responsible for intervening in these procedures are the Revenue Officers, employees of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS).
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As the GOP run on higer fuel prices in the midterms, their expensive policies pay off for the consumer as diesel prices rise above $6 www.reuters.com/business/ene...
reuters.com
US average diesel price passes $6 a gallon for the first time, GasBuddy says
The U.S. national average price of diesel on Thursday surpassed $6 a ​gallon for the first time ever, according to price tracker GasBuddy, as the U.S.-Israeli war on Iran and Ukrainian attacks on Russ...
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Will Trump and JD Vance drop pants and dance as the Dallas metroplex Grindr crashes for the second straight day? aje.news/ztcbut
aje.news
Trump and Vance headline Republicans’ high-stakes midterm rally in Dallas
US Republicans return to the stage to close their midterm convention, still betting on Trump's political magnetism.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
China greeted the leader of the gop with underage school children earlier this year
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Colorado Springs man rescues bear from a perceived attack by neighbors truck, but later realized it’s was the trucks perceived attack from the bear that was the issue as bear later turns on rescuer www.kktv.com/2026/09/08/c...
kktv.com
Colorado Springs man rescues bear from truck, but not the truck from the bear
A Colorado Springs couple is sharing a wild reminder to lock your car doors after a bear climbed into their vehicle and caused thousands of dollars in damage.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wiener dog charity races raise money for Bossier City animal rescues as people try to forget about the problems maga president trump has caused at the fuel pump ⛽️ www.ksla.com/2026/09/07/w...
ksla.com
Wiener dog charity races raise money for Bossier City animal rescues
Dog owners gathered at Louisiana Downs for the annual wiener dog charity races, an event organizers say draws the community together for a cause that goes beyond competition.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jenkins Funeral Home hosted their annual Labor Day cookout in Mansfield, La. as hungry people drove up way too anxious about data centers popping up everywhere www.ksla.com/2026/09/07/j...
ksla.com
Jenkins Funeral Home hosts annual Labor Day cookout in Mansfield
Mansfield funeral home hands out hundreds of plates for Labor Day.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SEC leaders to consider removing LSU from conference Thursday as Coach Lane Kiffen is adamant about letting former pro players have another shot at NCAA gold www.kalb.com/2026/09/08/s...
kalb.com
SEC leaders to consider removing LSU from conference Thursday
SEC leaders will meet Thursday to consider LSU’s membership
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Did you know: Leonard Nemoy played a Native American named “Bonto” alongside James Doohan in the 60’s classic “Gunsmoke”? www.slashfilm.com/2250011/star...
slashfilm.com
Before Star Trek, Leonard Nimoy Guest-Starred In A Western Series We Don't Talk About Anymore - SlashFilm
Westerns used to dominate the television landscape, but this show that cast Leonard Nimoy as a guest-star is mostly forgotten.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Larto residents now have to drive through 7 miles of agriculture land and “private property” just to get to a gravel road as the Louisianan state levee district moves to shut down road they’ve used for decades www.kalb.com/2026/09/02/l...
kalb.com
Larto residents furious as levee district moves to shut down road they’ve used for decades
Diversion Canal Levee Road will close to public access in 2027, leaving residents in the Larto area very upset.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Still has what we’ve always called it ##GulfUhMexico #MapQuest
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Keep giving if you can. Show support for the family of Nolan Wells and that they can find justice gofund.me/e6c6232c0
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Donate to In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells, organized by Christine Wonsley
In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells Our hearts are broken beyond words… Christine Wonsley needs your support for In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
American English terms of the second Trump Administration: - Shit Lettuce - Screw Worm - Food Truck One - S.H.A.M.E.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Colfax resident calls for community cleanup and business revival after folks from Dry Prong and Pollock came in and threw beer cans out their window as they rode through www.kalb.com/2026/08/28/c...
kalb.com
Colfax resident calls for community cleanup and business revival
A Colfax resident is speaking out about the future of his community, saying areas around town need attention.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
After a asbestos was discovered in Mrs Totten’s old classroom earlier this summer and a lackluster cleanup, ASH to reopen for all students on Sept. 8 www.kalb.com/2026/08/25/a...
kalb.com
Alexandria Senior High to reopen for all students on Sept. 8
Students at Alexandria Senior High School will return to classrooms on September 8.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The magnificent and ever so bizzy this weekend, the ‘Queens Bees’ of Cenla celebrated and dripped all over CENLA in a matter of speaking www.kalb.com/2026/08/30/q...
kalb.com
‘Queens Bees’ of Cenla celebrated
Nine Queen Bees walked the blue carpet
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BeaGoode @beagoode.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
March for Voting Rights Friday, August 28 Starts at 9:00 a.m. Eastern at the Lincoln Memorial Organizer Martin Luther King, III Please spread the word.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rename Long Island Sound to Trump Is An Ass Sound??
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They’re taking all the 80 year olds except for Conald Trump 😩
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cattleman distracted with culture wars in the 2024 election, to focus more attention on the class war in 2026 as Trump purchases more imported beef from Argentina www.ksla.com/2026/08/21/t...
ksla.com
Trump announces new plan to lower ground beef prices
President Donald Trump announced Friday that his administration will allow more beef to be temporarily imported into the U.S. without triggering higher tariffs, which drew swift pushback from cattle p...
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Flooding forces Cottonport farmer to move cattle asses to crawfish ponds www.kalb.com/2026/06/23/f...
kalb.com
Flooding forces Cottonport farmer to move cattle, assess crawfish ponds
Flooding on a Cottonport farm forced cattle to higher ground and left crawfish ponds underwater after days of rain and rising water.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The last time Mitch McConnell wa seen in public on June 8 he had blue lips #TheExpirationOfMitch #DeepBlueLipsOfMitch
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The usual suspects at it again in Haughton, La as one is arrested for alleged sex crimes against a child www.ksla.com/2026/08/17/h...
ksla.com
Haughton man arrested for alleged sex crimes against a child
The Shreveport Police Department have arrested David Stevenson of Haughton, Louisiana today, August 17 after he was wanted in connection with alleged crimes against a child.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Tensions rise at Pollock town meeting following audit, corruption investigation of a police officer and the chief for spending $8000 on a new police car while the population can afford their $300 a month electric bills www.kalb.com/2026/08/14/t...
kalb.com
Tensions rise at Pollock town meeting following audit, investigation
Leadership in the Town of Pollock is looking to right a few wrongs.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If this country had Donald Trump as president in 1941, we’d be reading this in German right now
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
City of Pineville aims to clean up blighted properties that the policies of maga politicians have caused throughout the last decade www.kalb.com/2026/08/12/c...
kalb.com
City of Pineville aims to clean up blighted properties
The Pineville City Council approved motions on August 11 to take more action against blighted properties.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tiger anounces major “businesshlag” in Germany ahead of major event heavy.com/sports/golf/...
heavy.com
Tiger Woods Announces Personal News After Recent Business Development
Tiger Woods announces personal news just one day after his and Rory McIlroy's company TMRW Sports partners with $14 billion giant.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Vinegar or baking soda is probably the best way to go for removing limescale from your bathroom fixtures… The amonia and bleach solution scores dead last www.cronista.com/en/today/nei...
cronista.com
Neither vinegar nor baking soda: the best way to remove limescale from the toilet and faucets
The most effective method for removing limescale without using harsh chemicals.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If yall can…. In loving memory Nolan Xavier Wells gofund.me/9c226853f
gofund.me
Donate to In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells, organized by Christine Wonsley
In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells Our hearts are broken beyond words… Christine Wonsley needs your support for In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just rubbed snot through his hair…??
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
5 dead, 9 hospitalized in La. as maga president Trump and RFKjr attacks the entire state via vibrio bacteria outbreak www.kalb.com/2026/08/06/9...
kalb.com
5 dead, 9 hospitalized in La. vibrio bacteria outbreak
The Louisiana Department of Health is urging residents to take precautions around coastal water and raw seafood after nine people were hospitalized, and five died in 2026.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The look of future disbarment, or the look of future non conformation?
Tobb Dlanch aka Todd Blanche aka Bodd Tlanche
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 Bunkie junkies and an Alexandria woman known around town as “Miss Management” is arrested in vehicle burglary investigation www.kalb.com/2026/08/04/4...
kalb.com
4 Bunkie juveniles and Alexandria woman arrested in vehicle burglary investigation
The juveniles were previously arrested by the Bunkie Police Department.
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