pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/03/2026For Americans struggling with high gas prices, remember that you can save money by taking little sips from the gas pump instead of big gulps 321437131
Amy Wilkins @amyewilkins.bsky.social · 09/03/2026media.tenor.coma person is pumping gas into an orange containerALT: a person is pumping gas into an orange container 010
Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 09/03/2026put a brick in your gas tank to make it feel more full 1310
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Play it safe and keep the cigarette in your non-drinking hand. 020
OctoBERNESE MOUNTAIN DOG @ilovesoup223.bsky.social · 09/03/2026media.tenor.compatrick star from spongebob says you took my only food now i m gonna starveALT: patrick star from spongebob says you took my only food now i m gonna starve 051
Mr. Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I have a dozen, little zip lock baggies filled with gasoline I stashed when the war began. Send help. The fumes are making me dizzy 030
まり @malidala.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Dear Americans: I have a solution to your gas price problems. 0201
Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Cut it with some of that leaded water from a hose. 070
Boiled Like Frogs @leedsjohnlufc.bsky.social · 10/03/2026But drinking disinfectant can make everything better! 000
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026from. my. cold. DEAD. HANDS. 020
DO YOU DISAVOW @no1rulefollower.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Guess I’ll leave my butt chug funnel at home… 010
Internet Opinion @bensonisrad.bsky.social · 09/03/2026My first day working at the matrix "it's mostly all computers innit?" 020
🌹Helena Handbasket🌹 @efftheineffable.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Before yall go to bed, fill up your bathtub with gasoline, just in case 030
Bleeding Dodger Boo! @lakilester007.bsky.social · 09/03/2026oh man - and I definitely shouldn’t have eaten the mint first 050
lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Something interesting happens if you just smell it really deeply 020
solo @solodeveloping.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Can you imagine that some countries have 15 minutes neighborhoods and working public transportation? That's crazy 051
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 09/03/2026You can instantly make yourself more gas by pouring it from a short squat gas can into a tall thin one 040
Dave @futuredave.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Press the small gas pedal so you don’t empty the full tank 120
Willie, Cosmopolitan Elite cow dog @42eyes2ears.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Like dolls, Nobody should be buying 33gal, you can make do with 2-3 gallons! 010
HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Shaq style, right? Fill it up at half tank, pay half price! Voila, idiots! 010
Rob Hageman @roballemachtig.eurosky.social · 09/03/2026Don't use avocado oil as a lubricant even if your engine is toast. 010
💉💉💉Kumara📎Republic↙️↙️↙️ @kumararepublic.bsky.social · 09/03/2026The usual coal-rolling suspects would rather chop off their dicks than downsize their vehicles. 020
Chester County Marching Forward @ccmf-2017.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Is STAGFLATION Trump's next economic gift to the American people? STAGFLATION is generally considered worse than a recession because it combines stagnant economic growth and high unemployment with high inflation, creating a "worst of both worlds" scenario 010
𝕯𝖎𝖉𝖆 𝕭𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓 👻 🫘 @didabrown.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Don't fill up on bread first. That's how they getcha 040
