Andy Kaczynski @kfile.bsky.social · 04/04/2026A top FEMA official is doubling down on his claims that he teleported to a Waffle House. 134496154
Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026can we really trust an emergency official who might disappear in times of need because God wants him Scattered and Smothered at a Waffle House? Drug Test Him Now!!!! 0501
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026In my college days I teleported to Perkins often. Didn’t feel the need to make a big deal out of it. 010
I Love This Post @lovethispost.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Tell him to do it again in front of cameras! 000
Jeff McCurry @jeffmccurry.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Why would anyone admire a God that thinks getting someone to waffle house is a higher priority than curing children of cancer and the many other health problems that kill and cause horrible pain for millions of children every day? 000
Jesse Fisher @jessefisher.bsky.social · 04/04/2026media.tenor.coma woman in a wheelchair is smoking a cigarette and says " cookie crumbled a little different for me here "ALT: a woman in a wheelchair is smoking a cigarette and says " cookie crumbled a little different for me here " 070
ILuvPolitix @iluvpolitix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026just saw this - violent words and thoughts from this guy. Thanks for staying on this. He is terrifying. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUaW...youtube.comA top FEMA official says he 'teleported'YouTube video by CNN 010
Mash @itismashagain.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Who amongst us has not blacked out drunk and ended up in a Waffle House without having any idea how we got there? 021
Andrew Wallingford @andrewwallingford.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I wonder which one of his personalities wanted waffles 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️ 000
Mel @mel-33.bsky.social · 04/04/2026You have to wonder why he picked a Waffle House. Does seem like an opportunity lost. 110
Marshall Julie @mhjulie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026If FEMA has ethanol-powered teleportation technology there should have been some kind of formal announcement 040
Frank Barbados @frankbarbados.bsky.social · 04/04/2026bring that greasy sweaty Bukowski guy back. at least you could split a bottle of rotgut with him in an alley this guy is just a freak 000
Civilization @greeniteration.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Republican party of weirdo faith-cult nutters 000
all-ways-native.bsky.social @all-ways-native.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Sir, could you have possibly been high on some really good weed you got from your church guy and then tripping out drove yourself to the Waffle house, because you had the munchies? 010
KimberlyD-AZ @kimberlyd-az.bsky.social · 04/04/2026My twentysomething self once teleported to the pavement in the parking lot of a dive bar in Murfreesboro, TN where I proceeded to puke my guts out, presumably a reaction to the space/time travel. 010
sjeary.bsky.social @sjeary.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Dude. You were just high. No biggie. People are doing it. A lot Get down from the ledge. You were just high. 000
MI-Forest @mi-forest.bsky.social · 04/04/2026he's delusional. his delusional claims should not be given a platform. Instead there should be calls for him to be removed and to get the treatment he needs. 110
Geez Louise 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️ @geez-louise01.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Maybe being blackout drunk is what he calls teleportation 030
web_rant @webrant.bsky.social · 04/04/2026He looks familiar. bsky.app/profile/kfil...Andy Kaczynski@kfile.bsky.socialA top FEMA official is doubling down on his claims that he teleported to a Waffle House. 011
swrdfshtrmbone.bsky.social @swrdfshtrmbone.bsky.social · 04/04/2026🤔 He sounds like there may be drugs involved. 000
CAGirlinSF @cagirlinsf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Is the NY Times gonna interview more “experts”? @nytpitchbot.bsky.social 000
Michael Creel @michaelcreel106.bsky.social · 07/04/2026How lame do you have to be to teleport to the waffle house, and not to Tralfamadore or the moons of Saturn? 000
JustMe...BeingMe @daiconic1.blacksky.app · 04/04/2026It happened to me, too. Cocaine is one helluva drug.media.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with the word iykyk written on itALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the word iykyk written on it 000
gm0rk.bsky.social @gm0rk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I've seen some wild shit at Waffle Houses, but I feel like I'd remember a guy teleporting into one. 010
Driver9 @driver9.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Drug-induced hallucinations from a low IQ MAGA Republican. That tracks. 000
bmoyler @bmoyler.bsky.social · 04/04/2026So next time we need a big evacuation, he can arrange for everyone to be teleported. 000
andremandolesi.bsky.social @andremandolesi.bsky.social · 04/04/2026He was chosen for the job so he can teleport the next hurricane straight into Iran. 000
Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 04/04/2026bsky.app/profile/phot...Photoonist@photoonist.bsky.socialDon't dismiss Phillips as a delusional crank to be immediately removed. He may have discovered an answer to the world's energy crisis that makes AI look like tinkertoys! The Trump Regime must assemble a new Manhattan Project to harness teleportation before The Other Side. NO TELEPORTATION GAP!theguardian.comTop US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast 100
Rose @starlightwishes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Well, at least being able to teleport will allow him to get around to problem areas in less than a second. His productivity should go WAAAY up! Maybe we can get him to teach this to Musk, Thiel, Vance, Trump, Miller & Johnson, so they can all go to Mars & do a walk around in prep for moving there. 000
experimental22.bsky.social @experimental22.bsky.social · 04/04/2026More likely, A coke-fueled weekend with a hooker & sort of coming out of it at a Waffle House. 001
ljbryner67 @leeman67.bsky.social · 04/04/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing a plaid shirt is smiling and looking at the cameraALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt is smiling and looking at the camera 000
Dan @dagies.bsky.social · 04/04/2026And he's only, like, the 3rd most crazy one in this administration 010
Toke Salad Annie @tokesaladannie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026He just left a party with Hegseth and Jr 000
Toke Salad Annie @tokesaladannie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I was once dropped off at IHOP and requested Waffle House instead! They wouldn’t budge 🤷🏻♀️🤭 000
Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Why does his hair color not match his beard? Is that a side effect of teleportation? 000
CrustSnob YarnWhore @crustsnobyarnwhore.bsky.social · 04/04/2026A top FEMA official is ignorant of either disassociation or blackouts. He speaks as though he has dysarthria or is under the influence. 0562
Ms. Trannÿ of Tÿranny 🏳️⚧️ @alissa914.bsky.social · 04/04/2026media.tenor.coma video game with the words fatty fatty fatty on the bottomALT: a video game with the words fatty fatty fatty on the bottom 000
profpolisci.bsky.social @profpolisci.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Phillips seems very stable and definitely on the up and up. 010
One of the Millions of Joe Kellys @thejoekelly.bsky.social · 05/04/2026What a great and PRACTICAL AF superpower. Those hash browns amirite?!?!? 000
ChornDawg @monsieurmalhomme.bsky.social · 04/04/2026“In my professional capacity I want you to know I drank so much I thought teleporting was real. I’d seen some Star Trek and had 100 beers so it seemed reasonable but now I will double up on my crazy” 000
OG Unmitigated Gaul @unmitigatedgaul1.bsky.social · 04/04/2026All he has to do now is teach the rest of us to do it. Evacuation made simple. 000
dot1031.bsky.social @dot1031.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Most would just realize they’d had too much to drink and let it go at that. 010
kathidomalski.bsky.social @kathidomalski.bsky.social · 04/04/2026SNL did it better.media.tenor.coma group of people are sitting in a room with a snl logo in the cornerALT: a group of people are sitting in a room with a snl logo in the corner 000
Patrice 🇺🇦 @patricebrost.bsky.social · 04/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a blue tracksuit is standing in the woods and the word teleportation is on the screenALT: a man in a blue tracksuit is standing in the woods and the word teleportation is on the screen 000
Patrice 🇺🇦 @patricebrost.bsky.social · 04/04/2026So is that what I told his wife why he didn't get home in time when he was actually out with his mistress? 001
bobbydubs.bsky.social @bobbydubs.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Can he teleport disaster victims out of harm's way? 000
🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Men will teleport to a Waffle House instead of going to therapy 080
Mortimer Snodgrass @mortimersnodgrass.bsky.social · 04/04/2026So, either he’s blaming the drugs during his chemotherapy or he’s another drunk in this administration and has blackouts. Either way, doesn’t sound like this is the position for him. 080
Danger Din @ogcountry.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Dude killed someone on a hit and run while drunk driving and is trying his hardest to create deniability and an alibi. 010
slavko62.bsky.social @slavko62.bsky.social · 04/04/2026"May the road rise up to meet you" Gregg thought to himself, lying face down in the dirt after his usual bender 010
Natasha Gerson @sanspareille.bsky.social · 05/04/2026She teleported him. Look at the guilt in the witch. She tried to teledeport him and his dirty beard and idiot drawl to Wuffelhaus in Germany to be rid of him and got it a bit wrong and now he's interviewed on CNN about it. Next time take of your cross and use black salt dear. 000
CarrieT 🗽 ⚖️ 🇺🇸 🐶 📚 🛩 🌏 🐘 🗳 ⛩️ 😆 🎶 🪙 🤷♀️ @uclabruin1998.bsky.social · 06/04/2026OMG. I saw him. 🧇 000
David Jenni @davidjenni.bsky.social · 04/04/2026How about some aliens abduct him, or have him teleported to Mars for good? How does this FEMA director tie his shoes in the morning? How isn’t that an immediate reason for any GOP with some brain cells left to ask for his immediate resignation? 001
MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026During my college years, there were a few times I teleported to a friend's couch the next morning with a bad headache. Just like in the Bible 020
Iputadollariniwinacar @iputadollarin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I promise you this isn't the only crazy thing this guy believes. There's usually a pedophile hiding behind shit like this 010
Jen @jennerzi.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I don't follow. Is there any other way to get to a waffle house? 020
David Hart @hartdp2000.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Shutting down 20th century mental health incarceration was proper, but obvs the pendulum swung too far (snark, but maybe not). 000
AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Sir, you did some drugs, as evidenced by your appearance in Waffle House. 001
blanderest.bsky.social @blanderest.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I have a plausible explanation: He was drunk and passed out. His buddies decided to prank him, they took him to the Waffle House and propped him up in a booth. 0391
jcfirth.bsky.social @jcfirth.bsky.social · 04/04/2026So, he blacked out. Dude needs to see a neurologist…. Or get some addiction counseling. 010
Jay Baller @jay-baller-reborn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I’m assuming he’ll teleport to the next natural disaster 000
bradknowsall.bsky.social @bradknowsall.bsky.social · 04/04/2026A mind is a terrible thing to teleport to a different galaxy than its owner. 000
Marco (a murder clown) @marquells.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Everyone needs to tell Gregg Phillips to go fuck himself instead of entertaining his bullshit. Everyone. 080
Meghan Leon @miss-smirker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Presumably he had his cell phone on him (especially if his car was teleporting too?) I’ve seen enough true crime stuff to know that they can check cell phone tower pings to find people’s locations! Come on Waffle Man! Prove us wrong! 1270
Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Can you imagine interviewing this guy for a top position at your company? 0120
Beth @cfbronco.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Key words: Self-directed cancer treatment. Both meds he acknowledges taking were ivermectin and fenbendazole which are not approved for humans in most cases. Fenbendazole has never been approved by FDA for use in humans. Hallucinations seems like a logical adverse reaction.🙄 010
peabody1953.bsky.social @peabody1953.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Is that the new name for blackouts now? 020
Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 06/04/2026“A diner at the end of a night of drinking is a classic, almost ritualistic, late-night experience designed to provide greasy, salty, and carb-heavy food to curb the effects of alcohol. Popular choices in the United States often include 24-hour establishments like Waffle House, Denny's, IHOP,..” 041
Denali FOREVER 🎨🖌🐈⬛ @dbraende.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Imagine being able to teleport but the only place you can go to is Waffle House. 131
mcbaileytx.bsky.social @mcbaileytx.bsky.social · 04/04/2026He's like a bad penny that just keeps popping up & f'ing stuff up for gov agencies. Look back at his history in MS and TX. When he left TX government, he claimed he had an awful type of skin cancer - maybe an MRI or PET scan should be performed 'cause this is over the top wacky, even for him. 010
Steve in the Central Valley 🌊🇺🇸 🇹🇷 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @enragedapostate.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I believe this actually passes for normal in the MAGA Regime 020
Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026He probably got drunk and accidental-astral travelled. Thought he was in his truck because it can seem like that....if you're drunk-astral travelling. 120
Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026This is amazing! It will greatly reduce the amount of time it takes FEMA to respond to a disaster because he can just teleport there and start working! 000
sdcrow.bsky.social @sdcrow.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Why is CNN asking him about his delusional thinking? 011
bettycozatt.bsky.social @bettycozatt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026So he got blackout drunk and woke up at the Waffle House 000
El @retiredinnkeeper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026media.tenor.coma woman with red hair is laughing in front of a picture of a woman with white hairALT: a woman with red hair is laughing in front of a picture of a woman with white hair 000
Michon Scott @michonmscott.bsky.social · 04/04/2026If we're going to have teleportations anyway, let's please put Ryan Gosling and/or Kate McKinnon in charge of FEMA. 010
PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 04/04/2026"It was a dark and stormy night, and Bill had a hankering for some waffles." 1120
Mike Friedman @mfriedmannola.bsky.social · 05/04/2026He did not teleport. HE WAS BLIND STINKING BLACKOUT DRUNK. Repeat after me. >>>>>Teleportation is not a thing.<<<<< When you think you teleported to Waffle House: IT MEANS YOU DROVE WHILE YOU WERE BLACKOUT DRUNK AND SHOULD BE IN MOTHERFUCKING REHAB. 000
Oh No! @meshaiman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026And reQublicans don't think this is disqualifying from holding a FEMA job. 001
Caga Tio @scottgoeke.bsky.social · 04/04/2026love the way he keeps throwing in the “and *somehow* my truck ended up in a ditch” part to make it extra clear about his blackout drunk driving 011
Russ Copeland @rcopelander.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Is this guy also the former leader of an obscure horse association 🤷 000
Noxsand NO DMs @nevergop.bsky.social · 04/04/2026FEMA???? He will be sucked up in aTornado I’m sure. 000
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Maybe he took a warp tube to the Waffle House 1242
ListenToTheEpsteinVictims @jos1463.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Will nobody intervene and 5150 this guy?! 000
Jen (has zero f’s left) @jenlondregan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I’m sorry but we’ve really “jumped the shark” on this timeline 010
Grannie Annie @grannieannie18.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Tell us what medications you were taking at the time. 060
knightsmom.bsky.social @knightsmom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Sorry but this story is insane! I’ve had weird shit happen to me at night too…but then I wake up because it was just a dream 😂 010
kellinix 💖 ⭐️ @kellinix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Wow, yeah, the guy on drugs, let’s nominate him to a top position in FEMA. Totally tracks for this idocracy regime. 001
thenumbersguy26.bsky.social @thenumbersguy26.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Just another example of one of the lunatics running America... 🤦 000
Lynn @lynnbowling.bsky.social · 04/04/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon bunny says " say what " with emojisALT: a cartoon bunny says " say what " with emojis 000
Mike @banditdekard.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Does he have a cell phone? Check the location history. Tell him to prove it. 000
i.d.i.! inc. @indaindica.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Can you ask the top FEMA official what strain he was smoking? Just interested... that's all. 130
Morroi @morroi.bsky.social · 05/04/2026<sigh> You perform one “trick” for a guy to prove you’re legit and he NEVER shuts up about it. 010
Michael Thomas Monte @michael-t-monte.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Someone has to get Jeff Daniels on board for the biopic. 000
g0lfforlife.bsky.social @g0lfforlife.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Quite the creative Trump-Epstein Files distraction 020
GOP Clown Show @gopclownshow.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Helluva story to concoct to convince your spouse you’re not cheating on her… or something 🤷♂️ 021
SuaSponte2024 @suasponte2023.bsky.social · 05/04/2026He looks like he would fit right in with the Men Who Stare at Goats guys. 100
Marvin Foltz @mergeleft1954.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Beam me up, Scottie there's no intelligent life down here 001
Paul Vitello @pvitello.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I was recently transported into the future, and saw this FEMA guy named to succeed RFK as HHS Secretary. RFK had resigned “to spend more time embarrassing my family.” 110
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