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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Let's hope this is the farewell tour for the Republican party and especially MAGA.

Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Mandatory ID registration for every app developer? This is a dream for censors and a nightmare for privacy. Protect the open web and open mobile. @keepandroidopen.bsky.social keepandroidopen.org

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Keep Android Open

Your phone is about to stop being yours. In 2027, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them.

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Whatever happened to athlete's foot?

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Didn't Judd Law just make a movie about this?

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

If you are singing the song that this post references, then it is time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

One small punch for man, one giant knockout for mankind.

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

But if Jesus would have invested even one day's pay with the tax collectors and merchants in the temple then he would have a lot more money.

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Wouldn't this be like THE perfect use of AI? To create perfectly equal voting districts in every state.

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I'm sorry...could you ladies crouch down a little more in the back. You are blocking the golden drapery.

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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/04/2026

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Margo Martin
@MargoMartin47
X.com
Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis!

The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

She even undid one extra button to try to keep him interested.

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Football announcers should use the word "scamper" much more often than they currently do.

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

How did I respond to learning that The National was my most listened to artist on Spotify? By listening to Spoon radio, of course.

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

The move I'm going to use to become a starting NFL defensive player? Pull the ball carrier down by their dangling mouth guard.

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Arby's has ALWAYS been my favorite steakhouse.

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

A Seattle Mariner throwing out quotes from Major League at the same time the movie is happening in real life is blasphemous! The Land shall not stand for this!

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Anybody else skipping Flag Day this year?

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Spoiler Alert: It's not Batman... It's Bateman!

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Remember when the US boycotted the 1980 Olympics due to Soviet aggression? Times sure have changed.

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Stop the shove! Give it to the best running back in the league.

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

I hope trump brings back Freedom Fries. Better yet... He should change the name of all foods with countries in the name.

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Where does RFK land on iodine in table salt? Maybe that is the source of all our troubles?

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Why is it called "Puppy Chow"? Who made the first batch and thought, "Now how am I going to get kids to eat this cereal that I just doused with chocolate, peanut butter, and powdered sugar? I know! I'll call it Puppy Chow! Kids love puppies!"

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

The Pontiac Bandit was on fire tonight in Denver

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Time to get serious for a second. Why don't we stuff potatoes in the turkey? Wouldn't that make some sick ass mashed potatoes?

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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Rosie Perez is to boxing as Woody Harrelson is to basketball.

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