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@bklynmf.bsky.social
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Brooklyn, moved to Albany, much to the shame of my ancestors. I am stupid and boring across many platforms but even more so in real life.

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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 23h
The year I was in 9th grade, ch 2 played reruns Sunday nights 1am. I stayed up and watched every week because I inexplicably love Quincy
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damon Wayans - The Last Boy Scout. Before Bruce Willis tells him "Bom" means "fuck you" in Polish
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Igor with the goalie goal! First Ranger in team history! 18th in all history. Oh this is huge, foretells great success 🙏
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching the Rangers Kenny Albert: Some of the team play a game of soccer in the parking garage before the game. What did you guys do 90 minutes before gametime, Dave? Dave Maloney, who played in the 70s-80s: Uhh...most of us were having a cigarette
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ben Rice is batting .625 with a 2.167 OPS (I don't care if it's only two games, you should be as happy as this kid)
Little grade school Ben Rice
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank goodness for Ump-cam so we had no idea what was going on for a second when Garcia hit a huge postseason home run
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty please, may I have this man elected as my state senator. 🙏🏼
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Right in the middle of The Fun Half of Majority Report. I predict fun will be had
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frame #1088 from E05 Gumbot
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A high school buddy made enemies by arguing that the old guy Luke sees at the end of RoTJ is really Uncle Owen.
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I slappa da base
The Jakarta method : the mass murder program that shaped our world
by Vincent Bevins
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See? I wasn't lying. Then he won the game with a 2 run homer
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
George Lombard Jr just scored on an amazing slide/hurdle. Gotta be clips up soon
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Being from an imperialist power can be so embarrassing. Seriously this is how my country spent the last 80 years
Instead, the CIA hired pornographic actors, including a very rough Sukarno look-alike, and produced an adult film in a bizarre attempt to destroy his reputation.
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lol at them and lmao at him
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stories on AMC channel is running Mad Men s5. Signal 30 just started. It's so weird that a Pete-centric episode is one of my faves. But Lane does beat his ass good
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Colin Kaepernick on with Adam Friedland is a great watch/listen. I lost it when Adam said if he were a starting QB at a Division I school, "I'd have a girlfriend in every town. At Boise State, I'd have a blue girlfriend." lol
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can't read and thought I was about to watch a spinoff about Peacemaker's pet eagle. Neagley is still good tho
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lol
Archived screenshots of the “Open for Legends” site from Wednesday show people posting things like a video of a Charles Manson interview and a meme of Gir from Invader Zim dancing with the caption “Welcome to the Cum Zone.”
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reacher is carrying a 2x4 in one hand and it looks like a regular human holding a ruler
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm watching a Franklin & Bash rerun (listen, it's 1:45am and this shit is just something on tv. I don't know which one is Franklin or Bash this show is fucking terrible)
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yooooo that Whalefall ad 😂 I'm likely not gonna see the movie, but that promo is so entertaining lol
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The war on Happy Hondadays
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wow! Are the Vikings always this good? [hiding from thrown objects]
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We need a Gene Steratore of the Left.
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Kamala Harris: We Did It, Joe
Alt: Kamala Harris: We Did It, Joe
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You're gonna be a bad motherfucker!
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A rally for the sitting government has hoisted a "BECOME UNGOVERNABLE" sign in fake graffiti lol this fuckin country
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Watching Mad Men s4e3 with Don and Lane having a day of merriment. Lane yelling to the comedian "We're not homosex-yoo-als. We're divorced" kills me
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have to ask: to what end?
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
IFC is playing a Three Stooges where they're somehow inside Germany during WWII and sabotaging the war. It's like Inglorious Basterds with better sound effects
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who up with acid reflux? Like sitting up hunched forward and coughing into tissues kind of acid reflux? Yeah this guy knows what I'm talking about [points at withered corpse]
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jesus Cristo I love how passersby acknowledge the fact that Reacher is an obscenely large man lol
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm from Sheepshead Bay and didn't know what our namesake fish looked like until a few years into having internet
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And be sure to help your disabled friends/neighbors get to the polls. I'm luckily across the street from my location. But if not, I'd need a ride.
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watching Mad Men s6e12. It's only a few seconds, but Bob Benson speaking perfectly fluent Spanish is one of the funnier moments in 21st century television
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm waiting to see Spidey at 12:50. But the tv in the lobby that plays trailers just started Jaws 2. Like the full opening credits and the first scene with still-employed Mayor Larry Vaughn. Might stay out here and watch Jaws 2
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Watching The Frighteners. Such an awesome movie. Contains the scariest shot in Peter Jackson's career
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
POV: You caught the beginning of Mad Men s3e3 on the Stories by AMC channel
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They have to specify SE corner because the TPUSA dorks are too dumb to figure if it's the giant arena or the PC Richard. Or maybe they'll be drawn to the Burlington Coat Factory sign
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
French poster for THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One of the few mid 90s Mets that was fun to watch. Recently heard the Mariners booth talking about him crashing into the Metrodime wall. May not have been artful, but he played hard
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Tommy Flanagan was so good on House of the Dragon this season
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Does Reacher really not know what Only Fans is? Or does he have a fetush for having a guy describe it for him?
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I bet that USB drive had all the right info on it but they just didn't stick it in the port right-side up
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
How can they send Kornacki to bed at 1:30am? I wanna see him pulling his hair out, chain smoking, sniffing glue, etc. Guess he doesnt really care about democracy
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