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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻

@troubeerdourks.bsky.social
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Franconian lager fundamentalist, homebrewer w/delusions of grandeur, PNW lifer, occasional outbursts re: Seattle ⚾️ 🏒 🏈

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Micah @rincewind.run · 51m
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Ari Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 31m
In 1868 Louisiana elected first Black congressman. He was never seated In 1875 Louisiana elected second Black congressman. He served just one term It took 114 years for Louisiana to elect another Black member of Congress And now Roberts Court wants to wipe out Black representation across South
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 4h
come 2028 vance will be cutting ads specifically denouncing his in-laws for coming to the united states
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 4h
Fuck this guy. Not as smart as he thinks he is, but smart enough to know he's doubling down on fascism. The worst of the worst.
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 14h
@cartalknamebot.bsky.social Car Talk Elections Consultant: Gerry Mandarin
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 15h
Bye Yankees
Graphic of Ken Griffey, Jr. In the 90s wearing his navy warm-up pullover and backwards hat, smiling. Quote next to him says, "Is the Yankees were the last team, if they were the only team that gave me a contract ... I'd retire." (1995)
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 15h
Speaking of crazy exes
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16h
Whether it's Barack Obama asking for dijon mustard or Donald Trump admitting to a series of sexual assaults, there have been embarrassing moments for presidents on both sides of the aisle.
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 19h
FFS just wear the throwbacks already
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 20h
Meetwood Flac
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 20h
Man, sometimes I can’t focus even when I need to. Then I remember I can turn on music and lock in.
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 21h
BUT HER EMAILS
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 22h
This TD celebration brought to you by Michelob ULTRA
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 23h
They were just betting he was cooked. But when he won, they all went COOL let’s burn it down.
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Arf Arf Arf The Seal Cabinet
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Ishowspeed seal yes
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Matt @krankykanuck.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Every person who claims to be a centrist or "politically homeless" in the year of our Lord 2026 is a closet right winger.
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I got the COVID shot yesterday because I had to upgrade the computer chip in my brain. I can already feel my quicker processing speed. Thanks, Bill Gates!
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The main lesson of the last 25 years of the GOP holding power is that they are totally incompetent at governing & everything breaks & many people die as a result (Katrina, wars, Covid, ICE, etc). Ask yourself if that ever appears as the central frame in media coverage of politics & the two parties.
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They call it IPA because…
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can’t eat road salt? Don’t tell RFKJr
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Liberty” is you following my rules
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Had to be done
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ablueska
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National Council of Jewish Women @ncjw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Abortion access is: ✅️ health care ✅️ religious freedom ✅️ popular The vast majority of Americans believe abortion should be legal. Repost or respond with a 💖 if you agree. Then, mark your calendar and RSVP for Repro Shabbat 2027: jewsforabortionaccess.org/repro-shabbat-2027-save-the-date
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unagi is my least favorite kind of sushi anyway
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Sorry about your dead kid. Hey, you want to see my fancy party room? Look at that gold! Lotta gold. I got a new helicopter, too! Do you feel better now about sacrificing your child on my altar? Worth it, right? Look at that gold."
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Flu + Covid 💉 + 🌮 = successful lunch!
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also just want to note the tactical political genius of restarting punitive student loan payments one month before the midterms. Truly, 4-dimensional chess! Dems better go make some hay on this.
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Announcing BENDr, the HARD sports drink born in Bend
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Republicans. Protecting children from free school lunches.
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Mediaite @mediaite.com · 29/09/2026
CNN’s Harry Enten said President Donald Trump has lost 27 points of net approval among white voters without college degrees over the past two years. Enten said Trump’s current rating is the lowest for any previous Republican president at this point in a second term among that group.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The crudite is the point
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My cab drive to Ithaca was a Bush-Obama-Romney-Trump-Biden-Trump voter. He said that instead of persecuting innocent fraternity brothers, universities should focus on limiting the number of Indian-Americans they admit.
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w... HOO boy. This one is a doozy.
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I Don't Mean to Be Mean, But...
Podcast Episode · Where Should We Begin? with Esther Perel · October 5 · 1h 2m
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Governor Measles and Sen. Ricketts are gonna make a contagious ticket.
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pillen on tranqs
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have you guys heard the viral country song about diesel prices? Me neither.
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
John Schneider mixon it up with domestic abusers. I hate it. But at least the team is much more disciplined than under Pete, right?
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BOOOOOO
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A rising tide lifts all boats. Oh? You can’t afford a boat. Such a shame. Hope you were able to afford swimming lessons.
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Arrogant paternalistic PRICK
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
back to the Seahawks winning and everyone being mad about how: this is ideal, to me
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Offense CANNOT go 3 and out
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Leo might be worth 3-4 wins man
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OH FFFFFFFCK NOOOOOO LEO
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
National Foul League
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU GET A PERSONAL FOUL! EVERYBODY GETS A PERSONAL FOUL!!!!!
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Woman Singing in Red Jacket - Stillesque
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