This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 29/09/2026Got a coupon in the mail 2 months ago for a free chicken biscuit at Jesus Chicken (you know the chain). I'd never gone there before, because fuck them. But I went this morning. Got the biscuit and nothing else, and paid nothing, because fuck them. And won't go back, because ... fuck them. 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 29/09/2026AI image; I guess Forbes couldn't afford to hire a real artist. 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 28/09/2026I really need to check the mirror before I leave the house. But on the bright side, I got to cross out "Shop in Costco while wearing my pajama bottoms" off my bucket list. 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 24/09/2026My band of sunflowers are posing for an indie album cover. L-R: Songwriter & lead singer, lead guitarist, bassist, drummer and keyboards. 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 24/09/2026I thought I was prepared for how bad "Wonka's The Golden Ticket" was going to be. I was not prepared. I couldn't make it through episode 1; the overacting, the artifice, the total awfulness... And that's not even counting the "Gene Wilder voice." 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 23/09/2026I think it was during the late Eisner era when Disney's doctrine changed from "Give the guest their money's worth" to "Don't leave any money on the table." 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 18/09/2026Remember, like, a month or two ago everyone in the country was watching SOCCER? That was weird, right? 121
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 17/09/2026That has got to be the stupidest, worst-written, most poorly-conceived episode in 60 years of Trek. Including "Spock's Brain." 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 07/09/2026Day after tomorrow, we leave for Orlando and the Wilderness Lodge. And Friday, we leave for the Disney Wish and the Halloween On the High Seas cruise!static.klipy.comBaby Too Excited to SleepALT: Baby Too Excited to Sleep 131
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 06/09/2026My wife's not a Star Trek fan, but I just showed her the Muppet episode of ST:SNW. She liked it, but said that she never knew that Sabrina Carpenter played Nurse Chapel.static.klipy.comYour Move Nurse Christine ChapelAlt: Jess Bush, not Sabrina Carpenter, as Nurse Christine Chapel 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 03/09/2026Another one from my Big Book Of People I Thought Were Already Dead 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 30/08/2026@frankconniff.bsky.social Happy Birthday from a fellow 70-year-old! 70 isn't old! It's actually--- well, no, it's old. Very, very old, filled with thoughts of "Is that the last time I'll ever hear the phrase "Swanson Salisbury Steak TV dinner?" Before we both crumble into dust: Happy birthday! 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 30/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 (or more) acts you've seen live: The Hassles (w/ young Billy Joel) Springsteen Michael Nesmith P!nk Jerry Reed & Olivia Newton John Rolling Stones Jimmy Buffett Sharon, Lois & Bram Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Twisted Sister 230
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 30/08/2026"Oh noes where will I rest my lunch tray now that the Disney World trash bins have slightly convex tops" is one of my current favorite first-world problems 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 29/08/2026A day late, but My Niece Kimmy The Broadway Actress™ performed her "Cross That Bridge" solo on Good Morning America yesterday! And remember: "It's not a metaphor, it's a literal bridge!" abcnews.com/video/136000...abcnews.comVideo Tony-winning cast of ‘Schmigadoon’ performs live on ‘GMA’Alex Brightman and the cast of “Schmigadoon” perform "Cross the Bridge” in their first TV performance since winning the Tony Award for Best Musical. 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 29/08/2026Ron Weasley is the Ralph Malph of the Harry Potter universe. I said what I said. 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 27/08/2026In less than two weeks, I leave for WDW and the 9/11 HOTHS cruise. After two stays at the ED the past three weeks for an arm infection and abscess and MRSA, and a boatload of antibiotics (both IV and oral), I'm home -- and currently running a 104.7° temp. I don't like this. Not at all. 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 25/08/2026I have a sister-in-law in Tennessee who will 100% start calling it Lake America -- if she hasn't already. 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 25/08/2026I went to Costco today, and didn't try ANY of the samples.static.klipy.comElmo FireALT: Elmo Fire 020
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 24/08/2026Doing a survey for an AI security company in exchange for a $25 virtual Visa. Absolutely making up every single answer and fucking up their data collection and marketing conclusions -- plus getting paid for it!static.klipy.comDog's Amusing SmileALT: Dog's Amusing Smile 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 24/08/2026My wife has never seen it, but won't watch "Roman Holiday" (1953) because it's in black and white. I ... I can't even. 020
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 23/08/2026$1,000,000 idea: Programmable E-paper license plates. Taking this to Shark Tank. 022
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 22/08/2026One of my posts just got a like from Raffi. If anybody wants me, I'll be WAY UP HERE.static.klipy.comHeavenly Staircase with AngelsALT: Heavenly Staircase with Angels 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 22/08/2026"Also, they're putting anchor babies back into the mom's bellies, and taking the COVID vaccines out of people's bloodstreams. "At my order." 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 21/08/2026Idea: If with the approval of the SC he succeeds in completing his ballroom, then instead of tearing it down when he's gone we turn it into low-income housing 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 21/08/2026"She sang "My daddy said, 'Stay away from Juliet,'" but then the very next time we hear from him he tells her to "pick out a white dress". Did he get hit on the head or something, or is it a shotgun wedding situation?" Pharmacist: "No, I mean do you have any questions about your prescription." 020
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 20/08/2026With only ten episodes per season, Ep. 1 was okay, then a horror episode (that should've waited until closer to Halloween), then a comedy episode, a genre episode, and now another comedy episode??? SNW is the closest we have to TOS (not counting The Orville), and they're just throwing it away. 141
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 20/08/2026If Owl (or any other owl) doesn't live here what are we even doing 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 20/08/2026The one thing that brings me joy today is that not one single person gives a shit about how Melanie feels about it. 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 20/08/2026Can anybody even IMAGINE today's Disney releasing anything as pointedly political as "Der Feuhrer's Face" (1942) today? 220
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 17/08/2026🎶 Go, you chicken fat, back to the chicken -- And don't be chicken agaa-aa-ain! 🎶 001
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 16/08/2026Let's make a deal: I'll let you close Imagination -- and keep us from the Coke Freestyle machines -- for a year, **IF** you lengthen the ride back to the original 14 minutes. 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 16/08/2026Ohmygod, my sister-in-law actually calls it the "Gulf Of America."static.klipy.comMan's Unbelievable Headache ReactionALT: Man's Unbelievable Headache Reaction 110
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 15/08/2026The REAL Trump Derangement Syndromewashingtonpost.comNavy weighs major warship redesign to match Trump’s preferencesThe president wants the new fleet of aircraft carriers to more resemble those from World War II. Such a change could cost billions. 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 14/08/2026New restricted-parking-zone workaround just dropped! (Seen in Brooklyn on Monday: a schoolbus-yellow windowless van, on the side of which the owner carefully duplicated the DHL logo using red tape) 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 13/08/202636 hours in the hospital and now I have a new best friend and his name is Tramadolstatic.klipy.comPsychedelic Cookie MonsterALT: Psychedelic Cookie Monster 020
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 11/08/2026Welp, they're admitting me for overnight, so I'm gonna miss tomorrow's solar eclipse. And, to put a tragedy hat on a tragedy hat, I'm at 26% and I don't have my phone charger... 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 11/08/2026Got some interesting weather for tonight's 5-mile race 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 10/08/2026My wife, watching some guy on TV: "Is he gay, or just British?" 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 09/08/2026At one time, when remodeling a house you made sure to run telephone wire to each room (even if you didn't need it). Over the years it became coaxial. Then Ethernet. What's the current thing? Fiber optic cable? Or nothing, trusting that everything will be on Wi-Fi? 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 07/08/2026for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? RUBBER BANDS that have the texture of dried licorice and that immediately break when stretched. 020