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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForStorytelling Saga-doo
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForStorytelling The curious Use case of Benjamin Button.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#DrivingInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame Automatic for the people.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#DrivingInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame The Satanic reverses.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#ToysOrGamesInFilmsAndSongs I can't get used to losing Clue.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForSoft I wanna be erected.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MethodsInASongOrMovie I feel Stanislav
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForExtra The Rocky Road to Doubling.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#postavampire Post a vampire
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForBeingWise Sage coach
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#InformationInASongOrMovie Library fields for ever.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#InformationInASongOrMovie The Real Macaw (Because it's got lots of parrotty bits) I'll get my coat...
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#InformationInASongOrMovie PowerPoint to the people
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WorldRiversInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame Mekong plains for Nigel
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WorldRiversInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame Your Tyney hand is frozen
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WorldRiversInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame I did it Medway
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WorldRiversInASongOrMovie #HashtagGame Kwai-ing over you.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
First night of autumn .
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There is noo violin tiny enough! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Reform councillor hits back in RNLI Portsmouth migrant row
Reform's George Madgwick was accused by Labour MP Darren Paffey of lobbying against the RNLI.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All this shall be yours if you will but bow down before me. #reform #farage #wales #misogenists #traitors
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForFBIinterviews #HashtagGame The compliance of the lambs.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForFBIinterviews #HashtagGame There's a goat in my house
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForBeingCautious I want a reasoned set of arguments regarding what love is.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#reform #smallboatsscramble Any game developers out there ready to release 'Crypto Scandal' - the game in which the player takes control of a Reform party grifter and attempts to prostitute themselves in an effort to sell out their country to the highest overseas donor? Sure fire winner.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This should read 'Reform attempting to break rules preemptively', surely?
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Surely if you are in an auction to purchase a politician (only slightly shopsoiled) the idea is to make a higher bid. Do I hear £36,000,010?
bbc.co.uk
Reform receives second £36m donation in two days as crypto investor matches record
Cryptocurrency investor Christopher Harborne says he has equalled a donation from Ben Delo announced late on Friday.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#farage #reform #chiselinglittlebastards
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not much of a vote of confidence in the USA. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
DNB: Netherlands bank moves billions in gold to London in 'crisis preparedness' move
The Dutch central bank removes some of its gold reserves from the US and Canada, saying it is because of "increasing geopolitical unrest".
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForBeingClever Anything by the Three Degrees
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForBeingClever Purple brain.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForBeingClever I thought I saw a pussycat, therefore I was.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake Trump #trump #canada #lake
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#ComicsInASongOrMovie (You are) like a Hurricane.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rupert Lowe's the secret lair finally discovered. #restore #supervolcano. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Ancient supervolcano found under England's east coast
Scientists say it erupted with the force of several thousand hydrogen bombs but is extinct now.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A serious problem for a country who's government is so full of shit. #trump #tariffs
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hey Mister, didn't I just see you jump out of a room service trolley? Why yes, little boy. Now, off to Guantanamo with you. #foodcart
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The leadership of Reform being mocked by non-entities. #farage #jenrick #reform
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Farage amazes non-entities who voted for him with daring escape in opponents shuttle craft. #farage #binface #clacton
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
BoyZone's synchronised dance routines just aren't what they used to be. #clacton #farage #votebinface
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#NutsYouCanEatInASongOrMovie The cashew in the rye
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The dog's got louche again. #dogs
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
#ASongOrMovieForRestrictions #LowEffort #HashtagGame The Closed Circle
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hydration break #hydrationbreak
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I suppose it's too much to hope that Farage will be unable to get past Reform's stringent vetting process? #farage #reform #nigel #clacton
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
With apologies to Percy French... #poetry #parody #reform #writingcommunity
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Five years ago I was on the streets. Now I have my own home Two passive incomes And a house full of servants. Speak to me for financial advice.
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Cold hard cash #farage #coldhardfarage
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nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Two tier Nig meets two tier Nick. #farage #ferrari
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