Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026for some reason my son refuses to say "tonight" and instead says "this night" and it sounds so proper and pretty dramatic 1839412
leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 11/10/2026well now you gotta put this on repeat in the car youtu.be/NOG3eus4ZSoyoutu.beThe Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight, Tonight (Official Music Video)YouTube video by SmashingPumpkinsVEVO 040
Bureau of Phosphate Reclamation, DCPR @wormwood23.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My kid did this, too: it was a lot more “this day” vs “today”. Yeah, weird and epic-seeming. He’s over it now, but like, conservation of weirdness means this will just pop up somewhere else. 060
Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 11/10/2026Mine pronounces the ”L” in the middle of a word like he’s a London socialite 040
Ggobs @ggobs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Mine Instead of "today" says "this day" and "last day" for "yesterday". 050
savagebastard.bsky.social @savagebastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My son could not wrap his head around yesterday, today, tomorrow. It was this day, the day before this day, the day after this day. We still reference this all the time. 170
Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026tell me mother what troubles you this night 020
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 11/10/2026my wife dryly used the phrase ‘midday respite’ to describe afternoon nap/quiet time enough that our 4-year old says it with no hint of irony and it’s the best 1381
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 11/10/2026This ae nighte, this ae nighte, (Refrain:) —Every nighte and alle, Fire and fleet and candle-lighte, (Refrain:) And Christe receive thy saule. 010
Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 11/10/2026He’s hustling practicing for the four questions at the next seder. 130
Ra's al Gabbagool @buckybandido.bsky.social · 11/10/2026my nephew does the same thing sometimes but he speaks more Spanish than English so i think he's literally translating it from "esta noche" in his head 1100
Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Give him a really proper and extravagant vocabulary as a bit 160
Birdie, Barghest Bae @srslymagenta.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I love kidisms. Oldest, hers was that she got mad at 3 that there wasn't a single word for "the day after tomorrow." She decided this was, "degado." (Pronounced with a hard dth.) So for years we said stuff like, "not tomorrow, but degado, you're going to the dentist, ok?" 1150
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i will talk to you on this night 91112
Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/10/2026teach him overmorrow, the day after tomorrow 0250
