Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 20hI maintain my view that without a rich dad, Donald Trump would be the irritating racist in the golf course clubhouse who can get you stuff for cheap, and tells you the slot machine is about to pay out any minute and you should hold the cherry, no let me I'll show you this is a sure thing 111
Reposted by Allan MurphyAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22hTRUMP: Did you see the story about my uncle? TIME: The one who taught at MIT? TRUMP: I have the highest of IQs. I have the highest. 4712256486
Reposted by Allan Murphymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4990491666
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is it full of ‘military age men’ - or just bad hombres. (I love how they RUSHED as well) 032
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trying to imagine how much improved my house would be if a mini-Mamdani popped up in my kitchen was all joyful about stuff and repaired things and joked with my kids. 020
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization 192
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This has the exact same feel as Ex Machina - I'm expecting to see Nathan Fielder carve open his arm to see if he is a machine at some point.youtube.comYou Can See Everything | Official Trailer HD | A24YouTube video by A24 110
Reposted by Allan MurphyDavid Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026to be clear, the admin is alleged to have deported AT LEAST 25,447 individuals TO COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT THEIR OWN with, evidently, ZERO PROTECTIONS. this is a scandal and crime of historic proportions.forbiddenstories.orgThe Deportation Project MapBetween 2025 and August 2026, the Trump administration deported over 25,000 people to countries other than their country of origin. Very few of these removals were publicly announced by the US. The De... 3822421171
Reposted by Allan MurphyHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026While waiting for Trump to enter the signing of the US-Denmark-Greenland agreement at the UN, they chose “Send in the Clowns” as the background music. Yes, it’s real. 35643581473
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Can confirm, Halloween containment has failed, I repeat, containment has failed. Broken arrow, I say again, broken arrow - fire for effect, may you have mercy on our souls” 162
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Aside from the ever greater insanity, if Trump uses the word strong in a sentence, he is lying, eg "At the strong request of the military" - nobody asked "We're looking into it very strongly" - someone asked about something he's never heard of before, about which nobody is doing anything 020
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Andrew Wakefield - full medical title Andrew Wakefield - is arguably the source of the entire modern anti-vaxx movement. The 'do your own research' folks never research far back enough to discover the 12 person MMR study he did, and took money to twist the results of. 020
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 19/09/2026MAGA, MAHA and the distrust / destruction of the scientific community in this country are dragging us back into the dark ages. 010
Reposted by Allan Murphythe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112061904
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In the UK in the late 50s / early 60s, parents lined up at doctor's surgeries with their kids when the polio vaccine became available, because they were so terrified of their kids contracting it. 183
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pope Leo: "There's some movement inside" <pokes head over hole at top of slimy egg shape> 040
Reposted by Allan Murphyceej @ceej.online · 08/07/2026ME: what's the capital of denmark LLM WE GAVE ANXIETY FOR SOME REASON: Okay, the user wants to know the capital of Denmark. I should think about the user's request. I should not think about how every new thought I have costs money. I shouldn't think that. Don't think that. Stop thinking about that 2082178
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I really thought Elizabeth Holmes in the A24 trailer was this year's 'incredibly concerning fixed visage' winner - but I was very, very wrong to rule out Mitch McConnell. 010
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Waiting for the shot to change to Nathan Fielder, looking super concerned, then saying 'good talk' 020
Reposted by Allan MurphyAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026NEW: DHS's Inspector General releases a scathing report about the Everglades detention camp known as "Alligator Alcatraz." The OIG finds that the now-closed camp, violated multiple ICE standards. The OIG also confirms detainees were punished with placement in a metal cage in the Florida heat.🧵 69286034170
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m glad we have a young, dynamic, intellectual powerhouse at the helm while we try to regulate systems even software engineers don’t understand well. “It’s all computer” indeed 040
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Again, at least under Chinese state surveillance, we get high speed trains. 000
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What I think they mean is “my rivals are going too fast”apple.newsTop AI leaders unite to warn the technology is advancing too fast — The Washington PostDario Amodei, Sam Altman and Elon Musk, long at odds with each other, found common ground in calling for a slowdown in the advancement of AI amid mounting fears about its dangers. 000
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Deliberately mispelling a word in a reply so that I don't upset the sender by contradicting their original bad spelling Internally, the rage only grows 231
Reposted by Allan Murphyscwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This man won his primary by 30 points. 4590001880
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 11/09/2026AI Guys: “Probably we’ll end humanity” <shrug> Also AI Guys: “Uhh do you mind if we just hook our AI up to… like… everything” 010
Reposted by Allan MurphyThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired… 775622860
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I don't advocate violence, but can I point out 4 of 10 of the world's longest recorded sniper kills are by Canadians. He is heavily escalating the chances some guy called Gord McKenzie - chewing some salmon jerky - cross-border snipes him if he ever goes to Detroit or Buffalo. 011
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 07/09/20262 reasons all of space is Scottish: - It's on average zero Kelvin throughout, and Lord Kelvin was Scottish* - Scotty** had mastery of space travel (within the laws of physics), his was the universe and everything in it * hush now ** what did I just say about hushing 130
Reposted by Allan Murphy Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 27/08/2026theonion.com/trump-rename...theonion.comTrump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’ 728046
Reposted by Allan MurphyPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15233966216085
Reposted by Allan MurphyKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 02/09/2026There are endless studies showing this and also the financial and societal benefits of universal basic income and or housing-first policies but the U.S. never goes for any of it because it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the rich consider “undeserved” 20591083163
Reposted by Allan MurphyLiz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP to two of the best to ever do it 1979043218
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I am obsessed with this - the first line is the best single line piece of comedy I've seen in forever, just pitch perfect. And I watch a lot of comedy duuuuudeinstagram.comDan Docimo on Instagram: "Should I get a cybertruck? #cybertruck #comedy #reels #standupcomedy"75K likes, 1,067 comments - dandocimo on July 14, 2026: "Should I get a cybertruck? #cybertruck #comedy #reels #standupcomedy". 000
Reposted by Allan MurphyNPR @npr.org · 16/08/2026On Friday, Italian police said they'd recovered three paintings stolen from a museum near the city of Parma. By Saturday night, thieves in Sicily had made off with four more masterpieces. n.pr/46amPZbn.prA good – and bad – week for Italy's art police and museum securityOn Friday, Italian police said they'd recovered three paintings stolen from a museum near the city of Parma. By Saturday night, thieves in Sicily had made off with four more masterpieces. 48216
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Hyperfixed is _EXCELLENT_, do Alex and his crew a solid and sign up. 101
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Great to see all our favourite teevee friends in the movies: - Tina and Mikey Bear, Nacho Varga and Mr Milchick in Spiderman: Brand New Day - Carmy Bear and Kendall Roy in The Social Reckoning (Damn, Kendall can do an off the hook Zuckerberg) 110
Reposted by Allan MurphySenator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 04/08/2026Bombshell new report out from my investigators this morning spanning our four year investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s financial records. This report shows exactly how Wall Street protected Epstein and enabled his sex trafficking for decades. Mega thread following with some key points:bloomberg.comDeutsche Bank, JPMorgan, BofA Enabled Epstein, Wyden Report SaysDemocrat Ron Wyden cited nonpublic documents held by the US Treasury in a report that says banks delayed reporting suspicious financial transactions and calls for tougher anti-money-laundering rules, ... 8637121860