Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026a fully qualified healthcare professionalBad Medical Takes@badmedicaltakes.bsky.social 171883 188
👻 YSUBoOoOooOooo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026One thing healthcare professionals like to do is to talk about our qualifications like this. Or at all. 000 0
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026yeah, that's way too many words. like saying "hey, listen, I am a 100% real doctor" 130 3
That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One of my cousins was a freshly qualified nurse when COVID hit and he totally bought into the scaremongering about vaccines - needless to say he never worked in Aussie hospitals because he refused to get the jabs and boy did we give him shit about it 000 0
tbd @tumescentnumpty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I will never be able to take anyone who refers to them as jabs seriously (yes, you, entire island of people who can't pronounce their awws, ewus, and hayches) 030 3
Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As a person who got a D+ in my high school health class 25 years ago, i feel well qualified to weigh in on this pressing public health matter. 120 2
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 07/10/2026i hate to play this card but as a doctor i'm gonna have to overrule this guy 170 7
Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As someone with degrees in Microbiology, Epidemiology and Medicine, this person is dumb as fuck 2120 12
Canis Floofius @canisfloofius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Me choosing between this yahoo and Dr Pepper for my Pap, of course the Dr wins out 010 1
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026my part time job made me get CPR qualified here’s how the heavy metals in vaccines made my wife pregnant with our neighbor’s child (big pharma may delete this so take a screenshot) 0121 12
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026probably took one semester of nursing school 4970 97
Rep John Chungus (D-NY27) @sorocchungus2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I was a psych tech for like 6 and a half years so here’s why milk is acidic and bad for you 010 1