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I am a highly trained medical professional, and my working diagnosis is that I just put my hand on a whole chili flake left on the table then rubbed it directly into my left eye. Ask me anything?

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 13h

Classic #familymedicine appointment, 3 generations in one visit.

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Shit. Horse may have equine infectious anemia. Tests pending, but this might be about to REALLY suck.

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Rugged Broad @ruggedbroad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is fucking bullshit.

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Feminize a band name Tulle

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fuckeben Sounds like a proto-industrial German synth band.

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Had a 14k run today, did some errands, cooked supper, played a game with the kids. Decided early bed was a good idea. The dog, and her GODDAMN accomplice the skunk, had...other ideas.

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Momus Jones @boyq.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Anytime I see news about the current Alberta government

Dr Manhattan from the Watchmen sitting on a rock on Mars, saying "I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives", photoshopped onto an image of the Alberta shield. The upper part of the Alberta shield features the red cross of Saint George. The lower portion of the shield depicts the Rocky Mountains, foothills, grass prairies, and wheat fields – representing Alberta's landscape.

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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

FBI warns ICE agents not to trust any women willing to date them gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ic...

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Medicalize a sequel The Empire Strikes Back Decompression and Fusion

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am over 50 years old, have a bleeding disorder, had 2 surgeries and have 3 children. I have...never had a medical bill.

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Kid just mismathed and so now we're making a QUINTUPLE batch of cookies.

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Cat's eating well tonight I see.

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Cat's eating well tonight I see.

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ngl this should be a Canadian Heritage Moment

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Make a band edible: Lamb of God This is EASY

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just found a day of surgical assist billings that I just... Forgot to send in. Might be too late to get paid now. I'll add this to my grudge account next time the Premier makes stuff up about doctors overbilling.

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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If you watch one video today... Dr James Makokis speaking at the historic announcement by Saddle Lake Cree Nation that they are establishing a safe haven for gender affirming care... Is that video. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026

Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).

A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Who's up for a steamy afternoon? (Just canned 10 pounds of pickles and I'm going to boil and bake a double batch of bagels next. Kitchen will be dripping and warm)

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Well, that was weird. Just got refused service at the liquor store, because my teenager who is old enough to drink but doesn't, and who was keeping me company (but not buying anything) didn't have ID. What an odd experience.

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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

So basically… The National Observer found a bunch of websites designed to confuse voters as poison AI that had possible linkages to Keith Wilson’s “Let Alberta Decide”… And when they asked for comment those websites suddenly went offline. Cool. www.nationalobserver.com/2026/09/04/i...

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A US-linked network of fake websites is promoting Alberta separatism to AI chatbots

The websites present crude, AI-generated slop disguised as the voice of real Albertans. But they're made in Florida — and they're not even targeting Albertans directly.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from

A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I am literally rolling with laughter.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/09/2026

Why does Andrew Tate always look like he's flummoxed by basic arithmetic

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Ghouly Hoye 👻🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Manitoba gets a non-partisan loon on its new licence plate and a strong leader in the legislature. Alberta gets a “Strong and Free” partisan logo on its new licence plate and a loon in the legislature.

The Manitoba licence plate depicting a loon on a lake with a teal background.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026

Trade xkcd.com/3290/

Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs

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Dr Nili Kaplan-Myrth, MD PhD @nilikm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Meanwhile in Canada… Nothing has changed from our point of view (except for more reasons every day to be grateful that we live on this side of the border). 🇨🇦

Google Maps still shows Lake Ontario when viewed in Canada

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What horror is this, BBQ place is out of ducks so I need to have chicken and charsui instead. Bother. Truly desire leads only to suffering.

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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Holy crap. Danielle Smith issued an "Alberta Day" statement this morning... And then reissued it, removing the acknowledgement of First Nations peoples in Alberta. And included a shout out to oil and gas instead. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Welp. Just did another AISH/ADAP form for a patient. 1 hour 40 minutes. Still have to print off and attach all the relevant hospital records/consult notes. Form doesn't save, won't print. Reloaded the page and it's gone. I am taking a lunch of ice cream, FFS.

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Yep, just a day off horrors all round.

A mountain Lake with conifers all over the shore fading to bare peaks above. The water is very clear, the sky is very blue with a few small clouds.

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Senator Paula Simons 🇨🇦 @senatorpaulasimons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I have NO regrets about leaving Musk’s site. But I wish I could extend my reach here, with Alberta’s referendum hard upon us. Don’t be shy. Please follow. Please recommend me to your friends. I post about Canadian politics, Alberta, Edmonton, and an absurd array of other topics! #cdnpoli

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Kind of wished I'd had longer to hike back so I could justify just sitting in this pool for awhile.

A small waterfall pouring over a boulder into a rocky pool, illuminated by a beam of sunlight

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Addleben @addleben.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Dunno why people don't like Mondays, this seems fine to me.

The view down the trail from Lillian Lake. A rocky sunlit path by a treed gorge with a creek at the bottom. There are beautiful mountains in the near distance and the sky is very blue.

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Karen K @karenk44344.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Also, shoutout to West Edmonton Mall for letting me pick up multiple coolers full of “snow”. It let me give my floofy brat one last snow day. Especially as he couldn’t make it to winter. The kindness everyone there showed, and the memories…just, thank you. #WestEdmontonMall

A husky having a nap on a pile of snow sitting in the grass. Best day ever and nothing beats Snow naps!

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Catherine Clase @catherineclase.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Canadians: sign here to request removal of the US ambassador www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

ourcommons.ca

Petition e-7531 - Petitions

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