Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Some of you should be more concerned with the state of the union between you and your wife! 1823625
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 25/02/2026my wife left me way to rub it in, Morty :/ 100
michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026mine's at work. wait... she works at the cheating factory... 130
Kakistocracy of TERROR! 💀 @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Oh, it's already being dismantled. 🤷🏼♂️ 010
Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social · 25/02/2026It's always the state of the You-un and never the State of the Me-un, and baby that's why I'm packing my bags and leaving tonight. 020
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Current state; as far away as possible so I don't catch whatever she currently has 010
Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 25/02/2026Some very "online wife guys" up in people's DMs and texts being very much not a wife guy. 020
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 25/02/2026We both concerned thank you very much. 010
DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I am, in fact, concerned about this. Whoever she is. 010
Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 25/02/2026You’re right. And when you’re right, you’re right. And you, you’re always right! 000
Pandemic 𓅃. Index @panaccindex.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I made hash, bacon, and eggs with fancy imported sauces for breakfast 000
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I don't have a wife so this isn't about me 5560
