Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 47mLol then he misread Bohm’s 011
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 51mPhillies fans class action lawsuit for emotional distress after that call on a routine (side-eyes Harper) fly out. 150
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Trea "rally killer" Turner 091
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 1hif that's a Sosa groin pull I think we can find some volunteers to help him work that out. 150
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 1hLike I said, perfect time for Painter to come in and get the job done. 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 1hAnd then giveth again? There is no need for these scales to balance! 030
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 1h I like Painter, think he did a really good job of bouncing back from a rough start to the year and I think he's got a good future. That said, sure wish there was a different option than Painter here. 250
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 1hPhantic hat did come in for the 8th and well... OK! 020
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 1hCris, my amazing left-handed son, you deserved so much better. 040
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 1hoh my fucking god this fucking team. just have to laugh now and then cry a little later. and then turn on the Flyers. 191
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 1hBarves fans think they're at a World Cup game all of the sudden. 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 1hBohm D giveth, Bohm D make a terrible decision. 121
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Trea Turner, you are such a disappointment. 051
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 1hjust how you draw that up. set up the barves to feel demoralized. 060
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 2hPhillies bats making Tyler Mahle look like Zack Wheeler. 020
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 3hthis is totally different from yesterday. 140
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 3hchanging up the look today. light blue Phanatic “Abolish ICE” shirt. Different red Phillies hat, on a short leash. Phanatic hat warmed up and ready to step in. 040
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 20hIf I were Eric Schmitt I would have does of shame and embarrassment, and the world would have been better off. 210
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 21hok, now a few hours without baseball until Cubs/Padres 000
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 21hdamn, just like that @downgoesbrown.bsky.social’s chance at a perfect “oddly specific prediction” year ends. 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 21h2026-27 NHL regular season kicks off the same way my freshman year of college did. No scoring. 020
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Florida/Carolina game is a reunion of Flyers guys who were known just for hitting. Hathaway/Deslauriers/Gudas (who is still in the league! I thought he was old when he left Philly.) 000
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026anyway, it's hockey season now. 040
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026ok, much like last night's birds game, just not going to spend much time replaying "how" it happened starting.... now. It happened. It sucked. I'll be back tomorrow expecting it to suck again (while secretly hoping it won't.) 010
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Story of the season. Great SP performance… but fielding issues, baserunning issues, lack of bullpen options. 3344
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)phillycheryl @phillycheryl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Several years ago I went to a Phillies-Braves game In Atlanta. The guy in front of us was eating peanuts in the shell. Shell and all. Swallowing the whole damn thing. Anywho... I hate the Braves. 161
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Duran in the 7th to face the top of the order, Painter 8/9? 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026"a walk here is no good for the barves" why? did he not want JT to ground into a DP? didn't matter in the end. 120
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026No pressure. Just the biggest at-bat of Justin Crawford's career. 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Great fucking day Jesus. You did your job, let's see if the guys can swing the bats. 020
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Sosa taking that dump truck straight to second! Feel like we have @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online to thank 062
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Hill and De La Cruz hitting 5/6 is... not horny. 110
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Trea Turner, you are such a disappointment. 051
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026took 10 outs for barves fans to racism. 1131
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026underrated aspect of that Phillies first inning run: it immediately blew up the pre-game FanDuel suggested parlay. 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Know it's a 2:15 in the afternoon game, but that is A LOT of empty seats in Atlanta for first pitch. Bad sports town. 022
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026checking in today with a red Phillies cap and pinstriped Schwarber jersey. what you got? #RedOctober 100
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Do they drug test in baseball anymore? asking for Chris Sale's career best velocity at age 37. 161
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026great start to NBC's playoff coverage as Rizzo and Costas audio appears to be slightly out of sync with their lips on youtubetv 160
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Man City - £900,000,000 (almost $1.2 BILLION) in falsely reported earnings. The team should be stripped of all titles and disbanded. The wealth fund owners should be barred from ALL sports, forever. Instead they will face very limited if any consequences (if any!) Good system we have.nytimes.comMan City guilty of 'sham payments' and inflating revenues by £900m, commission finds 010
