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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
look on the bright side, Padres fans...in 5 months we'll get to hear a bunch of canned quotes about this team's "unfinished business" (and then 7 months after that we'll be right back where we are now)
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
on September 25th a friend and I were discussing the state of the playoff picture my exact quote was "if the Padres keep hitting and their bullpen (by far their biggest strength) doesn't falter they could go deep" I hate that it was so obvious this would happen
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
at least Morejon will be well rested for game 5
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ontological losers. indelibly written into their souls.
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
another season of Manny Machado racking up empty stats while never actually accomplishing anything of significance
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this "holy Sheets" chant sounds like a funeral dirge
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
reminding myself that I wasn't raised a Padres fan I chose this pain
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
started laughing out loud when they showed Morejon warming
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they should build a Padres team that aren't embarrassing losers
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
guy in front of you walks and you strike out without seeing a single pitch in the zone
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
over/under 15 pitches for the Brewers to get the last 6 outs?
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
at least Stammen got to hang out with his friends all year
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hey, we're winning in ABS challenges! that's something!
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
technically you don't have to wait until the end of the game to fire Craig Stammen
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
smart of Pat Murphy to leave the lefty in so Stammen would have no choice but to let Austin Hays hit
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
called it btw
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
somehow all that "coaching like it's the playoffs" Stammen did down the stretch didn't prepare him for this moment
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
turns out using the same 3 relievers every day has consequences
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tatis should do that more imo
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Morejon looks like a kid who accidentally got left at the mall
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gonna frow up
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
glad they put in Bowen so he could immediately get caught stealing and then not catch a fly ball
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
cats be like
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
next time we should not elect the dumbest man in history to be president
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Labour learned absolutely nothing from Democrats, who made this mistake 15 years ago and continue to step on their own dicks
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
remember, all these players, coaches, etc chose to attend this political event with the guy who sent a bunch of masked goons to terrorize the fans of the team
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“admits he was too consumed by politics” if you read his tweets he’s still consumed by a very specific brand of politics
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Florida voters voted for this and then DeSantis and the GOP lege just said “lol nope”
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
wonder how many of Machado’s 20 HR’s this year did not actually contribute to his team winning a game lotta empty numbers for him this season
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
you can hate this guy without attributing a quote from the Star Wars prequels to him
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
until literally this moment I was really confused and thought James Dolan and Jamie Dimon were the same guy
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
JUST MAKE A FUCKIN BURGER
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
why did they just randomly stop the game in like the 4th inning for this…?
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
thinking about this while I watch the MLB all stars waste 20 minutes signing a big fake line-up card with a feather pen
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
oh, they said that? better write it on your news website then
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
one of the worst things we’ve quietly accepted as a society is the idea that police unloading wildly on someone who’s running away is in the interest of “public safety” (probably doesn’t even apply in this case, but the fact it was the excuse they went with still illustrates my point)
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
the president of the United States declared war on several US cities months ago they even had cute little nicknames for their operations, just like in an actual war I wish the media would accurately report this information
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
McConnell releasing a proof of life photo to dampen everyone’s good mood
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ll never forget in 2020, a week or two after the election, when Kamala gave Lindsey a friendly fist bump on the Senate floor while Graham was actively trying to undermine the results of the election she’d just won
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
at least with Graham’s passing #Resist libs can no longer use him as an excuse to be homophobic left-ish-ly
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
watching The Bear and yelling “make some NORMAL FOOD!!” at the TV every 5 seconds
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
not seeing any examples of good things Graham said and did, but I’m seeing plenty of examples of bad, hateful, and outright genocidal things…curious!
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
if someone wakes up every morning with the power to ruin tons of random people’s lives and chooses to do that then I will not be upset if/when they are no longer able to do that
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
for instance, he loved to crack jokes about dead Iranian children
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
there’s no reason you can’t say the same thing today that you would have said yesterday
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
if England loses next week they have to send Thatcher’s bones to Argentina
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
the story here is that anyone that does go just really wants to hang out with the guy who sent masked goons to terrorize the community and the fans
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
had a dream that Republicans somehow amended the Declaration of Independence* to add “no wokeness” to it (*NOT the Constitution)
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
too many people saw MeToo explode and then fade away during Trump’s first term and then Trump managed to get reelected *after* being convicted of raping someone and it feels like the lesson some folks “on the left” took from that was what MeToo was not real or not really important or bad actually
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
so he continues to never learn anything may we never hear from this creep again
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