a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026look on the bright side, Padres fans...in 5 months we'll get to hear a bunch of canned quotes about this team's "unfinished business" (and then 7 months after that we'll be right back where we are now) 010
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026on September 25th a friend and I were discussing the state of the playoff picture my exact quote was "if the Padres keep hitting and their bullpen (by far their biggest strength) doesn't falter they could go deep" I hate that it was so obvious this would happen 010
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026at least Morejon will be well rested for game 5 010
Reposted by a human, like youƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ontological losers. indelibly written into their souls. 033
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026another season of Manny Machado racking up empty stats while never actually accomplishing anything of significance 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this "holy Sheets" chant sounds like a funeral dirge 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026reminding myself that I wasn't raised a Padres fan I chose this pain 083
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026started laughing out loud when they showed Morejon warming 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they should build a Padres team that aren't embarrassing losers 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026guy in front of you walks and you strike out without seeing a single pitch in the zone 010
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026over/under 15 pitches for the Brewers to get the last 6 outs? 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026at least Stammen got to hang out with his friends all year 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026hey, we're winning in ABS challenges! that's something! 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026technically you don't have to wait until the end of the game to fire Craig Stammen 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026smart of Pat Murphy to leave the lefty in so Stammen would have no choice but to let Austin Hays hit 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026somehow all that "coaching like it's the playoffs" Stammen did down the stretch didn't prepare him for this moment 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026turns out using the same 3 relievers every day has consequences 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Morejon looks like a kid who accidentally got left at the mall 010
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026glad they put in Bowen so he could immediately get caught stealing and then not catch a fly ball 010
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026next time we should not elect the dumbest man in history to be president 010
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Labour learned absolutely nothing from Democrats, who made this mistake 15 years ago and continue to step on their own dicks 010
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026remember, all these players, coaches, etc chose to attend this political event with the guy who sent a bunch of masked goons to terrorize the fans of the team 020
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026“admits he was too consumed by politics” if you read his tweets he’s still consumed by a very specific brand of politics 041
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Florida voters voted for this and then DeSantis and the GOP lege just said “lol nope” 110
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026wonder how many of Machado’s 20 HR’s this year did not actually contribute to his team winning a game lotta empty numbers for him this season 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026you can hate this guy without attributing a quote from the Star Wars prequels to him 100
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 17/07/2026until literally this moment I was really confused and thought James Dolan and Jamie Dimon were the same guy 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026why did they just randomly stop the game in like the 4th inning for this…? 110
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026thinking about this while I watch the MLB all stars waste 20 minutes signing a big fake line-up card with a feather pen 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026oh, they said that? better write it on your news website then 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026one of the worst things we’ve quietly accepted as a society is the idea that police unloading wildly on someone who’s running away is in the interest of “public safety” (probably doesn’t even apply in this case, but the fact it was the excuse they went with still illustrates my point) 120
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026the president of the United States declared war on several US cities months ago they even had cute little nicknames for their operations, just like in an actual war I wish the media would accurately report this information 021
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026McConnell releasing a proof of life photo to dampen everyone’s good mood 020
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’ll never forget in 2020, a week or two after the election, when Kamala gave Lindsey a friendly fist bump on the Senate floor while Graham was actively trying to undermine the results of the election she’d just won 041
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026at least with Graham’s passing #Resist libs can no longer use him as an excuse to be homophobic left-ish-ly 100
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026watching The Bear and yelling “make some NORMAL FOOD!!” at the TV every 5 seconds 030
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026not seeing any examples of good things Graham said and did, but I’m seeing plenty of examples of bad, hateful, and outright genocidal things…curious! 000
Reposted by a human, like youa human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 04/12/2024if someone wakes up every morning with the power to ruin tons of random people’s lives and chooses to do that then I will not be upset if/when they are no longer able to do that 121
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026for instance, he loved to crack jokes about dead Iranian children 030
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026there’s no reason you can’t say the same thing today that you would have said yesterday 010
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026if England loses next week they have to send Thatcher’s bones to Argentina 010
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026the story here is that anyone that does go just really wants to hang out with the guy who sent masked goons to terrorize the community and the fans 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026had a dream that Republicans somehow amended the Declaration of Independence* to add “no wokeness” to it (*NOT the Constitution) 000
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026too many people saw MeToo explode and then fade away during Trump’s first term and then Trump managed to get reelected *after* being convicted of raping someone and it feels like the lesson some folks “on the left” took from that was what MeToo was not real or not really important or bad actually 020
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026so he continues to never learn anything may we never hear from this creep again 000