Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Someone outside the US: So, let me get this straight. The groundhog... Me: Is clairvoyant, yes 231176318
Pragmatic Educator @praged.bsky.social · 03/02/2026you do understand that the groundhog is just a cute metaphor? Imbolc (Feb 2) is the halfway point between Yule (the Winter solstice) and Oester (the Spring equinox). There will ALWAYS be six more weeks of winter, by the calendar. The groundhog just a fun way to celebrate the Imbolc holiday. 300
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Also, which clairvoyant rodent you believe is clairvoyant can change depending on where you live. No, they don't always predict the same thing, but they are all still clairvoyant. 020
Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 03/02/2026media.tenor.coma man is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says " well it 's groundhog day ... again "Alt: a man is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says " well it 's groundhog day ... again " 010
Wonderful Starfish @wonderfulstarfish.bsky.social · 02/02/2026The groundhog sits atop a golden throne, his body withered, his mind fused with the Warp. Every day a thousand psykers are sacrificed to sustain his husk. 030
Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social · 02/02/2026NO PHIL IS A WEATHER GOD remember you can't spell groundhog without god! 090
Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 02/02/2026And yes, the groundhog is immortal and has lived hundreds of years, sustained by arcane elixirs. 0120
sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 02/02/2026does not every country have a psychic mutant groundhog weather controlling overlord? 2305
Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Karnak the Magnificent- "Yes, the groundhog (Marmota monax), also known as a woodchuck or whistlepig, is a rodent." 120
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Morty! Don’t give away our national security secrets! 110
LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 02/02/2026“And there are shadows so it’s …” No not even 1% goth, sorry 0191
🎃 Robin Bobcat 🎃 @robinbobcat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026"And the groundhog is accurate..?" "A little over a third of the time." 020
Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I’d be more likely to believe the groundhog if he was wearing a wizard hat or cloak or something. 040
LT @haciendathomaso.bsky.social · 02/02/2026THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS DOING THIS TO OUR COUNTRY WITH JUST A FUCKING ''''FOUR VOTE MAJORITY.'''' GET OUT THERE AND VOTE THESE SWINE DOWN! BOYCOTT ALL REPUBLIAN BUSINESS, BOYCOTT THE RED STATES, CANCEL SUBSCRIPTIONS DON'T WATCH THEIR PROPAGANDA! 000
Shanna "Read Black Fantasy" Miles @srmilesauthor.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Earth magic. The most ancient and enduring oracle 020
ThisCorrosion🩸 @thiscorrosion.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Did the groundhog get tear gassed or do we get 6 more weeks of democracy? 120
【喪中】OhMonkey @ohmonkey.bsky.social · 02/02/2026No, Judge Merchan has allowed it based on this whole thing being “the will of the people” 100
prosopite @drownded.bsky.social · 03/02/2026scandal when financial investigation of mayor reveals 50-year-pile of groundhog research into greenhouse effect sensitivity 000
Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 02/02/2026It's a European tradition. The only thing American about it is using a psychic groundhog instead of a psychic badger. 130
wioozyi @wiooyxzy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026remind them that he's also only correct 39% of the time 110
sudo @kingsudo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026hes clairvoyant, but not necessarily cooperative. we truly do not know where the magic groundhog's allegiances lie. 010
