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Ardis Meade

@ardismeade.northsky.social
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
@tombraun.bsky.social As I recall, this lines up with one of your interests.
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ok, I have migrated to the Northsky server. Hopefully this should change nothing about the user experience except giving me a bit of insulation from Bluesky's mod team. I'm logged in to Northsky on the Bluesky app now and we'll see how it goes.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 10/09/2026
coral castle, homestead, florida, 1990
coral castle, homestead, florida, 1990
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 08/09/2026
YouTube, why are you recommending I watch a small town council meeting from the UK? That is a different country, on a different continent, in a different hemisphere.
A screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail for "Kinross Common Good Fund Committee  - 7 September 2026" from the channel Perth & Kinross Council with 17 views posted 1 day ago, labeled New
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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cancel couture @tombraun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's easy to be nostalgic for the past, but you have to remember that everything wrong with the present started there.
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Magpie @shy-magpie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
lrs: One of these days I'm going to post my mega rant that joins up several smaller rants on how people feel entitled to be weird about what others eat, lie to them about what's in their food, sneak stuff in their food, & otherwise mess with their food; all of which I feel should be unacceptable
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 30/08/2026
Stolen Joke: What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 26/08/2026
Many celebrities have long lists of all the impossible things they've done that make them badass, like curing cancer with their tears or being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Dolly Parton just has factual lists of things she actually did.
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Sad Monkey Ba Dum Tss Drummer
Alt: Sad pirate Monkey Ba Dum Tss Drummer
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So Okay Here's the Thing @sookayheresthe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
my hottest take of all time is that if your podcast has a video element then it's not a podcast, and you KNOW it's not a podcast, and you are a villain for attempting to so thinly deceive me so, and you will be hearing from my lawyer
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I actually think it’s really a bad sign that straight people have managed to erase themselves from conversations about the roots of homophobia.
TikTok comments:

They think being gay is a choice because they are choosing to be "straight".

Trump is 100% gay. And there's nothing wrong with that. Trump is the first gay President. His fav song is YMCA. Good for him.

Homophobia = gay I've always thought that

No one truly straight has ever been mad about gay people
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
unseal your cards, unseal your comics, take things out of the fucking box. it's all just cardboard and plastic. fuck the resale market
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Robin Brooks @assumptionprime.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's my birthday! By way of a present, you should read or share my comics :)
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Victxr Thembanyama 🗿 @chainsawmaam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You're telling me a Silksong dev waited a long time to come out?
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is a lie, Al Franken resigned after many women came forward with accusations of sexual impropriety. It was never about that one fucking picture no matter how many times you lying shits try to minimize his actions to protect him.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 08/07/2026
On July 8, at about 11:10 GMT, about 99 percent of the world experiences sunlight at the same time.
aljazeera.com
99% of people on Earth will get sunlight at the same time this Wednesday
On July 8, at about 11:10 GMT, about 99 percent of the world experiences sunlight at the same time.
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 03/07/2026
Bouba woke with a start, her strong, round arms reaching out to grab a weapon. "You're safe. I healed you." A comforting voice. Bouba looked. A skinny witch, all angles, smiled at her. "Kiki?" "Long time no see. When did you get so hard?" The big warrior laughed. "When did you get so soft?"
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hell yeah, he did!
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 16/06/2026
blue dahlia barber shop, jacksonville, florida, 1979
blue dahlia barber shop, jacksonville, florida, 1979
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 05/06/2026
"I would move out of the way. I'm built different." You are built like sentient strawberry preservatives and move at the speed of a software update. The fireball would consume you in seconds. Never pour fuel over an open flame.
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 05/06/2026
For those who are curious, GOG's explanation both contradicts itself and is pathetic.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 28/05/2026
I hate every ape I see, from Wall Street Bets to NFTs. No you’ll never make a monkey out of me.
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hey, @neolithicsheep.bsky.social, just letting you know the pouch and notebook cover got here today in good condition.
A leather pouch and a leather notebook cover with notebook inside sit on top of a large Priority Mail envelope.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”
John Brown, no beard, arms crossed, looking intense as hell like usual
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 09/05/2026
This would be more impressive if it wasn't wrong.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 25/04/2026
coral castle, route 1, homestead, florida, 1990
coral castle, route 1, homestead, florida, 1990
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David Thomas MooahahahAHAHA! @dtmooreeditor.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
12yo has built a Lego house for her little skeleton dude, Jeff. he hosts a "Necromancy Club" at his house. What, do they meet up and do necromancy? "No, no, 'necromancee,' with two Es. It's a club for people that have had necromancy done to them."
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 19/04/2026
coral castle, homestead, florida, 1990
coral castle, homestead, florida, 1990
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 11/04/2026
I do feel like this has influenced human attitudes towards duality, but it's hard to tell how much.
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hey @tombraun.bsky.social, this seems like your sense of humor.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 06/04/2026
coral castle, homestead, florida, 1990
coral castle, homestead, florida, 1990
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go loud @stillicides.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"? no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.
photo of fluffy white dog with pink blossoming trees behind them. text below reads: You have found Forever Immunity Dog. Immunity dog protects you from all cursed posts for the rest of your life. Do not comment, like, or share those cursed posts. You are safe now. Immunity dog protects you.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 02/04/2026
Every year we celebrate April Fools by not posting. You're welcome.
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 18/03/2026
“'No trace left behind' includes other human beings." is such a good line. It's almost like Ms. Milan is an accomplished author or something.
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So Okay Here's the Thing @sookayheresthe.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
the true goal of the queer community is to turn every man into a woman. then, once that is accomplished, we turn every woman nonbinary. after that? well, it's simple. all the nonbinary people will become muppets. and once everyone's muppets, ahaha, well, let's just say... Muppet Treasure Island II
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 05/03/2026
One was a firefighter, the other was a Navy ordnanceman.
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Victor Turner Overdrive @badfriendclub.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Urgent dispatch from the desert: it is bunny bullfighting season
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Dave Devilchase @davedellecese.com · 18/02/2026
Begging @jamesgunn.bsky.social to put this man in a purple derby and let him annoy Superman.
Actor Wallace Shawn.
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Richard Lawler @rjcc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
no disrespect, but I'm not subscribing to your Substack for reasons that should be obvious if you google words like "substack" and "nazis"
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 04/02/2026
barber pole, jacksonville, florida, 1979
barber pole, jacksonville, florida, 1979
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
cops: knock knock me: do you have a warrant cops: ma'am we'd like to finish the joke me: judge who
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andrew phillips @herfst.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Three-panel comic of a puppy where the original text saying "please throw? no take, only throw!" has been replaced with cuneiform characters
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 20/01/2026
I do hope some journalist has politely requested Gary Larson's take on the tool using cow.
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.northsky.social · 12/01/2026
The St. Johns
A picture of sunrise over the St. Johns River with some of the riverbank in the foreground.
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Luke Humphris @lukehumphris.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Alan What's youtube.com/shorts/LDUAm...
youtube.com
Alan What's
YouTube video by Luke Humphris
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