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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*taps mic* Mahomes
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good god Mizzou
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THROW AT THE BLACK JERSEYS
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #MIZ
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WOOOOOOOOOOOO #MIZ
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh my god, that was the worst throw/route/int sequence I think I've ever seen, regardless of the replay.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's unsportsman like conduct?
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I guess we're going to get the "Mizzou parts away the season" out of the way early this year.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"OK, in this scene, you have a shotgun with no ammo and zombies are trying to kill you. I've hidden the ammo somewhere in the house. Also, these are real zombies. And... action!"
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So the NFL can show adds for beer and sports gambling, but a player gets fined for pretending to chug a beer. Ok.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I thought it was widely accepted that men have two brains.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕haters and refs
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That was such an obvious fumble
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There may come a day when the arm of Patrick Mahomes fails
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Aragorn But Notthis Day
ALT: Aragorn But Notthis Day
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Refs really dont want Chiefs playing defense tonight
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Indy, you're not Worthy.
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Thor Wields Mjolnir with Captain America
ALT: Thor Wields Mjolnir with Captain America
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CBS app keeps changing the Saints score. Did they score or not?
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? 😭
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X-Men '97 Gambit: Rogue's Tears
ALT: X-Men '97 Gambit: Rogue's Tears
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Lone Rangers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
The Lone Rangers from Airheads
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is incredible. It perfectly predicted the color of the sod.
Sodd Reesing color picker
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The AFC after watching the Chiefs MNF game
Boomer yelling "They have a run game!"
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Dallas Bobby Ewing
ALT: Dallas Bobby Ewing
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Buffalo Bills must feel like a teenager in a Freddy vs Jason movie.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey AFC
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Tim (Joseph Mazzello) Staring at Earthquake Tremors
ALT: Tim (Joseph Mazzello) Staring at Earthquake Tremors
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RUN UP THE SCORE
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wooooooooo
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Punching Cordell Walker
ALT: Punching Cordell Walker
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wooooooooo
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Enver Broncos
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have to side with the Progressive homeowners trying to understand influencers.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Woooooooooooopooooo
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Chuck Norris's Iconic Kick in Walker Texas Ranger
ALT: Chuck Norris's Iconic Kick in Walker Texas Ranger
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh look, Kansas is playing the halftime show at Arrowhead. It's nice to see the Jayhawks accomplishing something on the field.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
R Mason Thomas sounds like an office supplies retailer
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Woooooooooooo
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Cute Penguin in a Bowl of Rice
ALT: Cute Penguin in a Bowl of Rice
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*taps mic* Mahomes
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You, an outsider who wasn't even alive for the last Border War: "Let me explain the history behind the Missouri Kansas rivalry." Me, a fifth generation Missourian whose ancestors served in the Union Army, one of whom was murdered by Bloody Bill Anderson's gang: "Please proceed."
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wake up this morning and Missouri and Kansas citizens are flinging shit at each other while outside observers are appalled. Oh yeah, Border War is back baby! 🐅
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Death, taxes, Chiefs without a functioning left tackle.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey Beakers, when you get to hell, tell em who sent you! #MIZ
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ok, now we're Border Warring
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nice #MarvelSnap
Won each location with 69
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social AGAIN
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This season has already reached critical Sickos level @sickoscommittee.org
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Its Over 9000 Meme
ALT: Its Over 9000 Meme
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yeah, I cried in a movie about a cartoon coyote. Sue me. #CoyoteVsACME
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Damnit, I'm from Missouri.
Dialect map that falsely claims I'm from *spit* Kansas.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Echo should not work on Mystique. Period. #MarvelSNAP
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I AM IRON MAN #MarvelSNAP
4 Iron Mans, 1 Onslaught, 1 Living Tribunal, 2 Seras, 1 Sera-influenced Iron Lad
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is the moment Tulane has been waiting for
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This year is a golden age for your brand @briancgrubb.bsky.social
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