Brian Moore @brianmoore666.bsky.social · 07/12/2024During Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes. Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it? 21569271078
Jackyjacky @jackyjacky.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Why , is your mother in law coming on Xmas day ha ha ha ha 110
Jason Good 🌻 🇺🇦 @jasongood.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Yeah. Dial ‘0 ‘0 ‘0 and ask for the sleighers. 020
jimmerfaestoney.bsky.social @jimmerfaestoney.bsky.social · 07/12/2024@policescotland.bsky.social — can you confirm, please? ☝🏻 010
School Marm O.G. @honestmansfreedom.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Possibly if you have square family, not round 👀 000
Chris Watt @seewhat.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Excellent, another quality contributor makes it to the new place. Followed. 020
peteluton.bsky.social @peteluton.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I guess you have to claim you caught covid? But, can you be sure the blighters will even turn up these days? Perhaps you should post something disrespectful of the trans community- that might work. 020
Malena-PRO-CHOICE 🌊 🟦🟧Fighting Tyranny! @malena.bsky.social · 07/12/2024OMG, Too good!media.tenor.coma woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a mugALT: a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a mug 000
Joe Conway 🏴 @wibble32.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Book early as demand is very heavy this year Brian.. 0190
bewareofthephog.bsky.social @bewareofthephog.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I almost spit out my coffee at that one!🤣 020
rbs23.bsky.social @rbs23.bsky.social · 07/12/2024 Christmas Eve for me please. Thankfully will be buggering off abroad after that. 000
DeirdreTMenchaca @dtm3.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Hahahaha. And people should remember what a dark and unknown time that was for all! And it wasn’t something that was just going to disappear or we could cure it by drinking bleach. 010
Emeritus Grump WC, CD, GF, RTFM, 💜 @suzman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is pointing at the camera with the word you written below himALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing at the camera with the word you written below him 050
Timewalkproject @timewalkproject.bsky.social · 07/12/2024You could just lock your door and turn off the lights. 010
Brï @bs22take2.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Just send early holiday cards w “political prayers”-that’s IF you didn’t use your time wisely during Thanksgiving dinner to truly “discuss our freedoms & liberties to be thankful for.” Thanks to my moment of grace,my Christmas shopping list got shorter real quick & looks to be a lot more peaceful.😁 010
janis-m @janis-m.bsky.social · 07/12/2024There's a simple answer we resorted to after years of hosting them all, me emulating Delia Smith , working full time, 2 young children, but also expected to be gracious to very lazy relatives - tell them that next year you are going away on Boxing Day & fly to Amsterdam , return Jan 2nd, have fun! 160
Rhid83 @rhid83.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Haha I could not agree more Bri I'm keeping it just us this year too much drama. Lovely to see you here (I used to follow you in the other place before it went to hell) 000
Arlindo V. da Costa 🇬🇧🇿🇦🇵🇹🇪🇺 @avcosta.bsky.social · 08/12/2024media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closedALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed 010
blame-canada.bsky.social @blame-canada.bsky.social · 07/12/2024media.tenor.coma baby is sitting on a bed wearing a varsity shirt and laughing .ALT: a baby is sitting on a bed wearing a varsity shirt and laughing . 030
khyizang @khyizang.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Those were the days, weren’t they? Really takes me back. Sadly, best you can do these days is say you’re going to the kitchen, sneak out the back door and go to a bar or the movies. I know. Not the same but we must adapt with the times. Price of progress. Good luck 020
Viscount Pontypandy 🏴 @viscountpontypandy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024media.tenor.coma man with a beard wearing a red shirt is laughing with his mouth open .ALT: a man with a beard wearing a red shirt is laughing with his mouth open . 050
Mark Creasy @markcreasy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024media.tenor.coma woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a mugALT: a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a mug 010
stueynilsatis.bsky.social @stueynilsatis.bsky.social · 07/12/2024media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt and black tie says " it 's going to be 70 "ALT: a man in a white shirt and black tie says " it 's going to be 70 " 010
Richard Walker @phlebas.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Currently looking like I'll be alone on the 25th. Tradtional get together at my sister's is off as mother wants to visit her great-grandchildren instead. We've agreed my wife will go to her mother's alone (MIL is very frail and tires easily). Sorted! 010
Lindy Reynolds @scratchyhen.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Sounds like you need to start stoking up the fires for the boiling oil 000
Andy Spindler @spin70.bsky.social · 07/12/2024That’ll be the year I couldn’t drive to Cornwall for Xmas but use ‘the airbridge’ to spend 10 days in St Lucia 🤯 010
mikeinvek @mickkelly.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Theees a new career here for you Brian - you made my wife laugh ! 010
Mikel Newton @mikelfrance.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I resorted to emigrating to France. Just me on my own or me and my partner (if she’s not gone to the UK to see her children and grandchildren). Works a treat. 030
jessbarn.bsky.social @jessbarn.bsky.social · 07/12/2024My whole family just had a good laugh. Thank you! 010
Freyris Thorinshield @lagerthahighwood.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Cheatcode: Take so much "recreational chemical reagents" that you fart teargas. Works. Every. Time. 040
empress73.bsky.social @empress73.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Trust. I long for those covid rules, it was life giving 000
fionaalexander.bsky.social @fionaalexander.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Announcing it in advance might, perhaps, be a touch awkward? 000
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 07/12/2024😂😂😂 [I'm one of the lucky ones... have lived on my own for 40+ years and haven't celebrated Christmas for 50+ years) 200
neilfromneath 🏴🍉 @neilfromneath.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I spend each Xmas Day alone - they way I like it. It's an Xmas-free zone - no tree, no tinsel, no lights. My only concessions are lager, whisky, and a three-bird roast from Lidl with trimmings. 6170
Jan Chamier @janmicham.bsky.social · 11/12/2024😂 It's like the joke about why we love chimpanzees – they're our closest living relatives but we don't have to spend Christmas with them. 000
DDrae🇨🇦 @ddrae.bsky.social · 07/12/2024media.tenor.coma cartoon of tom and jerry talking on a phone with gestapo written on itALT: a cartoon of tom and jerry talking on a phone with gestapo written on it 030
tesa11.bsky.social @tesa11.bsky.social · 07/12/2024lolmedia.tenor.comsnoopy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand in his mouth .ALT: snoopy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand in his mouth . 010
mommavas @jvasapolli.bsky.social · 07/12/2024media.tenor.coma lucas and friends logo with red lettersALT: a lucas and friends logo with red letters 000
Head Harlot Of the Church @holyharlotchurch.bsky.social · 08/12/2024NGL, had me ready to block him in the first half. Buahahahahahahahaha. 000
Judy Rue @jood194.bsky.social · 07/12/2024media.tenor.coma group of minions are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing overalls and goggles .ALT: a group of minions are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing overalls and goggles . 010
ianr17.bsky.social @ianr17.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Keep a photo of a positive test result and send out on 23rd Dec apologising that you have to cancel- think of grandma 090
hammerrich.bsky.social @hammerrich.bsky.social · 07/12/2024If you find out can you let me know if available all year round And, is it a legal reason to not visit others? (Hoping a good lawyer can advise) 000
Peter Turner @peterturner.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Can it be used to force a Mr Farage home to Clacton? 361
April @stellarglitch.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Do share if you find out 😁👍🏻media.tenor.coma woman is sitting at a desk writing in a notebook surrounded by books and pens .ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk writing in a notebook surrounded by books and pens . 010
meggiefae.bsky.social @meggiefae.bsky.social · 07/12/2024My cats are pretty good at this. They have a system. Each jumps on a knee or nearest coffee table and shows their backside. Works well 000
Vim Fuego @2000manbelfast.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Just put the Kings speech and TOTP Xmas special on. Does the same job 010
A_Thankless_Task @athanklesstask.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Try Crimestoppers, leave an anonymous tip in a suspicious sounding comedy accent. 020
democratsrfascists.bsky.social @democratsrfascists.bsky.social · 07/12/2024#MAGA #ResistingDemocratFascism #DemocratsAreNazis 010
Sandy Hershelman 💙 @hershelman.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Could probably hire some male strippers in uniform. They're used to playing cop. As long as their break-away pants don't accidentally get caught on Grandma's walker on the way out. 160
runningreb13.bsky.social @runningreb13.bsky.social · 07/12/2024media.tenor.commr. simpson from the simpsons is making a genius gesture with his handsALT: mr. simpson from the simpsons is making a genius gesture with his hands 000
ShipYardMaster @shipyardmaster64.bsky.social · 07/12/2024No, I don’t believe that service is still available, but you could book a flight to Maui 😂 020
lila7.bsky.social @lila7.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Just tell them all you’re going away on a long cruise. 000
Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 07/12/2024😂media.tenor.coma large crowd of people are standing in front of a building that says ' a ' on itALT: a large crowd of people are standing in front of a building that says ' a ' on it 000
Nick Moyes (Peat free) @nickmoyes.bsky.social · 07/12/2024One for @sandford-police.bsky.social. They'd be happy to sort it for you. 0111
The Magnificent Mangificator🇺🇦 @smugatlantis.bsky.social · 07/12/2024You are not actually concern with COVID, are you? 010
Vitamin ME @niacinn.bsky.social · 07/12/2024The day of, clean your bathrooms with mixed cleaning agents. Wear a respirator and goggles. Enjoy the remainder of your day as the only living thing in the house 010
Maria A Smith @mariaasmith.bsky.social · 07/12/2024That’s hilarious! Hope your family aren’t on here. 🤣 000
thursdayschild @alsoatdeathsdoor.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Einstein's Law Of Relativity. Time passes more slowly when you are with your relatives. 000
Ryfford @ryfford.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I found emigration worked even better, and a taverna lunch on Christmas Day solves the washing up problem too. 0111
Lom @lomquiche.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I think Willie Rushton advised in Super Pig that if it's night time & exaggerated yawning & getting into your pyjamas hasn't worked, you need to sniff the scatter cushions & exclaim "Bloody cat!". 041
JustAnotherGay @ds613.bsky.social · 07/12/2024🤣 we decided to travel during the holidays for this very reason. You should try it, it’s life changing 040
John Flanagan 🍀 @johnflanagan67.bsky.social · 07/12/2024You have to tell them your planning a peaceful protest,these days😉😁 0190
ant-w.bsky.social @ant-w.bsky.social · 07/12/2024You could always just drive out to Barnard Castle. 0112
MizT @melzat.bsky.social · 07/12/2024My family has resolved this issue - bring up an historic family dispute at the beginning of Dec, and you're guaranteed a cheap & peaceful Christmas. Go & rattle those skeletons! 1391
Sandra Pidgeon @sandramaydogs.bsky.social · 07/12/2024If they charged a modest fee for it, that service could painlessly and speedily sort out police budgets. 010
Marc Folgate #FBPE @mfolgate.bsky.social · 07/12/2024🤣 Strange Covid benefits. Like halitosis sufferers and face masks. 020
downdie.bsky.social @downdie.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I believe it’s still available on a First Come, First Served basis. 🤣 000
Ellis Redding @ellis-redding.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Surely you could give a call out to mssrs Dooley, Ackford, Bayfield & co. Call 99 instead of 999? 030
yrrej1.bsky.social @yrrej1.bsky.social · 07/12/2024With Bobby Kennedy Jr., we no longer need this service. Everyone will be naturally happy and healthy automatically. 000
Blueski-by-sea @tweet-by-sea.bsky.social · 07/12/2024🤣 Very lucky with my family - all 25 of us share a house for 5 days over Christmas. Have done this for the last 20 years (ex COVID yrs) with no police call outs. Obviously I've just jinxed it now and the place will go down in flames because of a misplaced tea towel. 000
Jason Liegois - Author @jasonliegoisauthor.bsky.social · 07/12/2024If the family doesn’t have keys to your place I’d think the problem solves itself… 000
Jeremy Head @jeremyhead.com · 08/12/2024Yeah. There's a 2 hour wait in the phone queue to book or a handy chat app that tells you the same useless piece of info whatever you ask it 000
Graham Tanner @mrgtan121.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I cut someone's gas off on Xmas eve once (emergency gas engineer). The lady was in tears, for the first time in 20 years her family couldn't come down for Christmas. I was doing the paperwork in the van when a very happy husband passed to me a very expensive bottle of single malt, merry Christmas! 0881
Democracy at all costs JC ✌️ @jcsenior.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Mother in law visiting again 😳😂😂😂😂👍 000