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Alan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@emphelm.bsky.social
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Scottish Man Utd fan with a Greggs addiction. Love Batman, LOTR, Sea of Thieves and anything to do with pirates. I hate the torys/reform and the royal family. Scrap the licence fee. Independence for Scotland.

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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/09/2026
He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yuuuuup…
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Two tickets available for the Man United v Sabah on Thursday 10th. Stretford End - face value. Members only. DM if interested.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A Chinese burn survivor turned his scars into art, tapping colored glass with a hammer and steel needle until hyperrealistic human faces emerge from thousands of tiny fractures.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Beautiful Moment when a baby who hasn’t heard gets a tiny hearing aid and hears the parents voice 😍❤️💞Wonderful 💞Heartwarming Joyful reaction ❤️
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Old Hippie On Line Activist 🦋 @teresalynnkocsis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Thr truth of the USS Abraham Lincoln.. And it stinks.. literally Thank you Pam.. It's ALWAYS the women who get to the truth..
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
53,800 of these bad boys are landing in Clacton. Ain’t they beauts? #VoteBinface
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Rajan Naidu 📎 Ⓥ @rajannaidu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Reform UK ~ funded by Russia Restore - bought and paid for by an American trillionaire GB News - owned by a hedge fund in Dubai The Daily Mail - registered in Bermuda. Is that Patriotism? #NotOnOurSide ⤵️ #ReformUKLtd 🇷🇺 #RupertLowe 🇺🇸 #GBNews 🔥🇬🇧 #DailyMail 🔥🇬🇧 www.facebook.com/share/p/1H1z...
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David__Osland @David_Osland:
So Reform UK is funded by Russia, Restore bought and paid for by an American trillionaire, GB News owned by a hedge fund in Dubai and the Daily Mail registered in Bermuda. That's patriotism for you these days.
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Adam Levitt @adamlevitt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A screen recording from Instagram. This might be one of the best videos ever. 😍😂 Which ball is your favorite?
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"Farage is quite literally the establishment he claims to be fighting" via Jack Dart & Reform Watch
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 22/06/2026
When you know the whole story, it’s even worse. Racism, revenge, corruption, ignorance, stupidity, embarrassment.
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Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
 
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
 
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
 
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
 
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
 
Step 6: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
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bmcarthur17 @bmcarthur17.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
This Brit nails it. #Immigration
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Tories brought us 15 years of austerity 15 years of NHS underfunding ready for privatising 15 years of thousands of people dying in 'eat or heat' poverty Whatever they say the ex-Tories now deciding policy for Reform UK plan to give us more of the same meme via Godfrey Combrink
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
In Samuel L Jackson's voice "Lets tax these motherfucking trillionaires."
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Just watch this… And for the love of God, please see Farage for what he is. His response to Sarah Everard Vs his response to Henry Nowak Jaw dropping.
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F@ckTrumpstein @f-cktrumpkin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I will never understand why anyone would idolize, protect and cover up for this subhuman piece of garbage. Any other POTUS would be in jail long ago. VOTE THEM ALL OUT. RELEASE THE TRUMPSTEIN FILES.
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@suky01 @suky01.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Never Be Like Nasty Nigel
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 03/06/2026
if you're watching the media's coverage of farage and the novak murder and you're not screaming out loud and demanding for press reforms then you deserve the fascist shithole of a country we're hurtling towards. the press are the problem. the press are the root cause of the problem.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This should be posted everywhere until the midterms and then some.
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Scotland's No1 Comrade @scotlandscomrade.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Or any other small nation for that matter. You've just got to take a step back & ask the reasons as to why Westminster continually denies us the democracy & holds on to us like they're last shite. #AreYouYesYet #DissolveTheUnion #EnglishDemocracyDeniers
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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Man's Subtle Smirk
Alt: Henry’s Subtle Smirk
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"This Farage parody account on X is more factual and truthful than Farage himself, which is hilarious in itself." via Susan Kovbasyuk
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 19/05/2026
Yup.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
No one cares who won. This competition is soaked in blood and you should be disgraced to have attended it. #Eurovisión2026
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.
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“Rebellious Scots” 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @markrich68.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Excellent idea ! Genuine constitutional democracy for the 3 countries, and one province, of the current uk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ☘️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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kaybell27.bsky.social @kaybell27.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Anyone still questioning why Farage's Reform did so well? The majority of the British public have no idea how politics work in this country, they listen to our press and its lies and believe every word. If there is to be real change we have to take on our media.
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Christina🌊🌊 @sassycc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I could not have said it better!!!❤️💯
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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
No greater deconversion tool than the bible.
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 25/04/2026
Brexit cost this country £10bn per snnum in lost economic output, enough to build 140 new hospitals every single year. The very people who did it are now asking for your vote again.
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If you have always voted Tory, then flirted with UKIP, was taken in by the Brexit Party, voted Brexit, then listened to Boris Johnson and voted Conservatives (again) to Get Brexit Done and now you support/voted Reform, the state the country is in, is
 because of you.
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Norma Ballingall 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @balr0g.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
In a nutshell. 😊
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Alan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @emphelm.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Yes! Get in United. Needed that.
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John Swinney @johnswinney.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is who I am, and this is what you will always get with me with as your First Minister.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @justjodiemay.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
These guys continue to crack me up and should by now definitely have their own topical panel show and knighthoods. 👍🏻
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It's like looking at the RSVPs to a Lord Mandelson birthday bash
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Terre-Strial @terre-strial.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
“Presumed to be innocent until proven guilty my ass! You're presumed guilty until you unredact the Epstein files because you're hiding them. Innocent people don't do that! Show us what's in those files, Thunder Chicken! Show us what we already suspect.”
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Robert F @chippyman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
𝗜𝗻 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗡𝗣 𝘆𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀 allowing the Tories and Labour to pick up the wasted votes SNP Const 62 List 2 Tory Const 5 List 26 Labour Const 2 List 20 S Green Const 0 List 8 It has to be 𝗦𝗡𝗣 𝟭 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡𝗦 𝟮
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 19/02/2026
Something the Government want you to forget...
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Alan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @emphelm.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Jamie T @thejamiet.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Alan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @emphelm.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Fulham comms courtesy of Alternative MUFC, shared from the other place x.com/AlternativeM...
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Disillusioned With Conservatives @neverevertory.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Reform: Only fools & Tories! #NeverVoteReform
High income tax and VAT, no money back a guarantee, you must be white and rich not poor, this is why you'll vote Reforrrrrrm....

Only fools & Tories.
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DebJordan Kauble @debjordan-kauble.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Is administration is full of ignorant liars.
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