Reposted by Nicolas F HalHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lichen, algae, funghi ‘Plants and how they Live’ (1965) Artist: Ronald Lampitt 424536
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m seriously worried about Lee Anderson MP. It’s been over 3 weeks since he has filmed himself fingering his meaty flaps. Has he: -Died? -Converted to Islam? -Turned vegan? -Had one of those stomach bugs that leads to what Dean our paperboy calls the “sharts?” -Lost his false teeth?🤔 5735774
Reposted by Nicolas F HalHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Other work by the Ladybird artists Llangollen Valley Artist: SR Badmin 851258
Nicolas F Hal @halnicolas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026newsthump.com/2026/10/01/f...newsthump.comFuture of humanity entrusted to famously reliable consciences of tech billionairesHumanity has breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that potentially civilisation-ending artificial intelligence will be regulated by the famously reliable consciences of technology bi… 010
Nicolas F Hal @halnicolas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026newsthump.com/2026/10/01/t...newsthump.com‘The people have spoken,’ insist Brexiters determined to ensure they are never allowed to speak againBrexit supporters have warned that Andy Burnham’s suggestion that Britain could consider rejoining the EU threatens the nation’s democratic principles by creating the possibility of finding o… 010
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Surely it is time for the authorities to take this Fairford terrorism case out of the hands of the police & pass it over to Nigel Farage, Richard Tice & Isabel Oakeshott etc. These people have the expertise & skills to have this all solved & explained to the public by tonight.👍 1031244305
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A sad, lonely woman jilted by her brash lover is left to wile away the empty hours in an isolated flat in Dubai. After consuming yet another vodka her mind wanders & she types out far fetched fantasies desperately seeking attention & solace. Please could someone call a doctor.😬 84614150
Nicolas F Hal @halnicolas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026newsthump.com/2026/09/30/t...newsthump.comTrump administration quits European corruption group after discovering members are actually trying to ‘stop’ corruptionThe United States has withdrawn from a European corruption group after an increasingly uncomfortable meeting revealed that members viewed corruption as a problem rather than a shared professional i… 000
Nicolas F Hal @halnicolas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026newsthump.com/2026/09/28/i...newsthump.com‘It’s very important you don’t check if we have criminal pasts’, insist Reform councillors with nothing to hideReform councillors in Barnsley, who made it very clear that they will not submit the standard DBS check that even a parcel delivery driver has to provide, have instantly convinced the nation that t… 032
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m beginning to worry about Liz Truss…😊 7037062
Reposted by Nicolas F HalHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Other work by the Ladybird artists The English Lakes British Railways poster Artist: Ronald Lampitt 636042
Reposted by Nicolas F HalHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“The swallows can be distinguished from the martins by their reddish-chestnut throats and foreheads, their beautiful steel-blue backs and wings, and their long, forked tails” Writer: EL Grant Watson Artist : CF Tunnicliffe 743145
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏 48750243
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Huge apologies. My wife Bunty and I have been hacked by an AI program. Hopefully this matter will be resolved by tomorrow. 😬 2915319
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Had a bit of fun with That Danny Tommo wrap group ‘Right Said Fred’ yesterday. Or should I say ‘Wrong Said Fred.’ 😊 www.thepoke.com/2026/09/22/t...thepoke.comThis takedown of Right Said Fred’s ‘holiday’ moan was already good and it just gets betterYou’ll remember Right Said Fred from back in the day when they briefly bothered the charts, but are now better known as conspiracy cheerleaders and railing against vaccines and lockdown back in they. ... 2814738
Nicolas F Hal @halnicolas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026newsthump.com/2026/09/22/a...newsthump.comAndy Burnham to present Donald Trump with tickets to see Oasis at the EtihadAndy Burnham is set to surprise the US President with tickets to see Oasis at the Etihad it is revealed today. 020
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Mr Tommo’s local vicar in front of his church ‘Are Blessid Laydee and All Are Souls.’ 4524754
Nicolas F Hal @halnicolas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026newsthump.com/2026/09/18/c...newsthump.comCNN reporters smuggled into White House inside a catering truckCNN reporters have allegedly been smuggled into the White House inside a catering truck after being banned by President Trump. 020
Reposted by Nicolas F HalCold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Here’s July’s picture! Due to popular demand, all orders made before tomorrow night will receive a free signed (& dedicated) CWS Xmas card👇👇 coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/grea... 113423
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is Reform UK Councillor Jaymey looking ‘cute.’ Isn’t he gorgeous? My only worry is I hope he hasn’t suffered autism in this photo & has posed Gregg Wallace style without his trousers on. Jaymey has allegedly had some Masterchef issues before involving a sausage & veg dish.😳 4424369
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Andy Burnham. Drinks 12-15 cups of tea a day? Ha! What a wimp. When we Conservatives were in power Nadine Dorries was drinking 12-15 bottles of vodka a day. 😊💪 2832158
Reposted by Nicolas F HalCold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 18/09/20262027 Calendar - available to preorder now! First 100 orders come with a free exclusive Cold War Steve Christmas card, signed and dedicated to you (or the recipient of the calendar) 👇👇👇👇 coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/grea... 1535695
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Reform UK MPs are apparently in charge of this parliamentary inquiry & have found out the reasons for our Eurovision failures. -Migrants -Too many regulations against Crypto Billionaires -Rachel the Piddington leftie -The RNLI They believe Ed Sheeran should be this year’s entry.😊 2317248
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have formed a patriotic vigilante force in the village. We are The Gussage Patriot Guard. Naturally we disguise our identity. At the snap of a custard cream we can be mobilised to: Quote the bible Urinate in public Set up funding pages Eat spicy foods Spit Chant in cockney. 🇬🇧 67739176
Reposted by Nicolas F HalHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 15/09/2026‘Oak’ Ladybird Book of Trees, 1963 Artist: SR Badmin 439255
Reposted by Nicolas F HalHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Other work by the Ladybird artists ‘September’ Shell Nature Studies, 1956 Artist: Rowland Hilder and Maurice Wilson 327741
Nicolas F Hal @halnicolas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026newsthump.com/2026/09/16/p...newsthump.comPiddington residents delighted to leave UK, less delighted by new border controls at end of villageResidents of Piddington have celebrated voting overwhelmingly to leave the United Kingdom, before expressing their fury at being asked to show a passport when attempting to enter the United Kingdom… 010
Nicolas F Hal @halnicolas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026newsthump.com/2026/09/16/b...newsthump.comBenjamin Netanyahu confirmed as new support act for Ed Sheeran tourIsraeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been confirmed as the new support act for Ed Sheeran’s tour after everyone else quit. 010
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What Reform UK will spend their £72M donations on: Robert Jenrick’s Mounjaro Bacon sandwiches Balaclavas Recruiting Conservative ex ministers Full home and away football kits Oysters Pints of beer used as props Holidays to Dubai Gags for Zia Yusuf Old men with walking sticks. 🇬🇧 4330089
Reposted by Nicolas F HalCold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My contribution to ‘Paste, Present, Future’ project, celebrating 35 years of @bigissueuk. Signed, numbered versions of available at Big Issue shop. Lots of other pieces from amazing artists, 25% of sales going to Big Issue. Massive thank you to @grow_up_art_ 👇👇 www.bigissueshop.com/collection/p... 4518189
Reposted by Nicolas F HalHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Other work of the Ladybird book artists. ‘Yorkshire fishing village’ Reader’s Digest, 1972 Artist: Ronald Lampitt 1037138
Reposted by Nicolas F HalHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“The starlings in this picture are at the halfway stage between their juvenile and adult plumage” Artist: CF Tunnicliffe Writer: EL Grant Watson ‘What to Look for in Autumn’ (1960) 136742
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You might not like him but one thing you must say about Lee Anderson is you will never catch him blowing his own trumpet. He is a modest & humble man who never boasts about himself. He might be boisterous but Lee has no ego & never lies about himself or his achievements. 🤔 12944383
Reposted by Nicolas F HalHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 11/09/2026‘September’ Artist: Eppo Doeve (Not a Ladybird artist - but what a striking image) 627438
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Tommy Robinson considers his future this morning after last night’s Channel 4 documentary… 2143872
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Len our ‘Reform UK’ butcher in the village has gone full Danny Tommo. For 2 pork chops Jill in the village shop has agreed to knit him a black balaclava so he can go about incognito. He’s started slapping his wife, smoking Spice & telling us all he is protecting ‘are dawters.’ 😳 84587135
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The new photo of the Reform ‘team’ from their recent conference should go down well with their supporters… 74465136
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Do listen! As we all know Reform UK have a ‘shadow’ cabinet. For example Zia Yusuf is their Shadow Home Secretary.😂 This chap talking at the recent Reform conference is their Shadow Royal Majesty, King of The UK. Nah Nah Yeah Nah… 🙄 10026074
Reposted by Nicolas F HalCold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 08/09/2026rnli.org/support-us/g... 221140452
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026‘You, Boy! Get me a walking stick. I’m off to hit loads of women on the head who disagree with me!’ 321116278
Reposted by Nicolas F HalHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026And somehow it’s time for the first page of ‘What to Look for in Autumn’. Artist: CF Tunnicliffe 349081
Reposted by Nicolas F HalHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Other work of the Ladybird artists ‘Sunday Afternoon’ (The design for a jigsaw) Artist: Ronald Lampitt 837336
Reposted by Nicolas F HalSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026In light of these new allegations about illegal funding, it is my opinion that Nigel Farage should step down as MP for Clacton. He should then stand again in the by-election and let the people of Clacton decide if he’s guilty or not of breaking electoral law. 😉 1631520404