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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

A New Color (1/5🧵)

Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.”

Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.

Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.”

Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.

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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

THE US HAVING A WHITES-ONLY REFUGEE POLICY SHOULD BE A MUCH BIGGER STORY

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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Made mom’s (and gma’s) German apple coffee cake. First time baking it!

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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 27/11/2025

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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Reality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

The crowd has no beginning and no end as it begins its march to the White House

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

If Jesus came back and saw this shit he'd make what he did to those moneylenders in the temple look like brunch

Catholic Quotes @catholicquote12

Christ is King

A still from a clearly AI-generated video that shows an ENORMOUS statue of ripped Jesus Christ walking forward in a loincloth and looking down with his crown of thornes, very Godzilla in a way, like evil pagan god vibes, and a bunch of people sanding around presumably very impressed. It looks like he's on a dock for some reason? Maybe it's a Collossus thing

The tweet has 391 comments, 3.8k retweets, and 29k likes

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bkb @bkb.arcnode.xyz · 27/08/2025

here ya go

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I wrote about being a person of privilege in a supremacist society while trying to oppose supremacy, and the some ideas on how best to avoid becoming an obstacle to that struggle. www.the-reframe.com/be-bolder-no...

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Be Bolder, Not a Boulder

Advice to my fellow people of privilege on not being an obstacle. Part 1 of 2.

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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Here is an interesting graphic display: Detailed, interactive map from "The Impact Project" of Trump/Doge layoffs and grant-terminations, by regional effect. (County by county.) theimpactproject.org/the-impact-m...

Map of the US with graphics to illustrate effects of government layoffs and grant terminations.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

wild that we sent a huge number of guys to Iraq at the start of that war without rifle plates and now this is just how cops dress to frighten kitchen employees

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Dr Ella Hawkins @ellamchawk.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Today is National Biscuit Day, and it’s about time that I populated this account with biscuit (cookie) sets from the past few years. Here are some of my favourites. 🧵 First up, a set inspired by the delicious designs of William Morris and John Henry Dearle.

A set of eight rectangular cookies arranged on a square white plate against a dark wooden background. Each cookie is inspired by a wallpaper design by Morris & Co. The patterns represented feature different floral and leaf shapes in shades of baby blue, soft pink, leafy green, mustard yellow, cream, and dark grey.

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 03/07/2023

i think harry potter should be in guantanamo bay

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

alternatively, give me that kind of power. i promise you 3-5 fewer great lakes in less than a month

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Protato @protato42.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Happy Trans Day of Visibility

A picture of David Lynch with the caption Fix your hearts or die

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Morghan A. Bedford - LFW @teatigercafe.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Im sharing some of my human made ghibli art today! I hope you enjoy ✨ Another stained glass illustration for one of my favorite films, Ponyo. Ive got sketches for one for Princess Mononoke and Howl's Moving Castle. Might be time to move forward on those ones too!

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/03/2025

RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER NO I AM NOT KIDDING (1/69)

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

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norn noszka @nornnoszka.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

You gotta make art that sucks in order to make art that fucks

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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

3 attentive dogs (if you have treats)

A German shepherd (Sebastian), an old, large red mutt (Major), and a black and white Aussie husky (Athena) look hopefully at the camera person as if a treat were being held above the camera.

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Moudhy Al-Rashid (she/her) @moudhy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

No biggie, just an ancient equivalent of a clay photograph that shows a man walking his dog 3,800 years ago in the city of Borsippa 🥹

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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Got a new apt and finally get to hang up my @haykebyr.bsky.social art

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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Eggs, coffee…I didn’t think they’d start a War on Breakfast for the next culture war arena.

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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Emotional support cheeseburger

Black and white dog lays on a couch clutching a dog toy cheeseburger.

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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Snow day! That means it’s time to roam the woods.

A German shepherd and a black/white husky mix in the snow. The GS has a stick.

A GSD and husky mix with their snouts stuck into the snow together.

A German shepherd standing next to small bamboo, the dog’s back is covered in snow.

A black and white husky mix heavily dusted with snow, standing in the snow.

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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Shot down one of those drones today.

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/12/2024

Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I wrote about the reaction to the shooting of a CEO. "It seems to me that when you create a world where human life has been made as cheap as possible, you will eventually find you live in a world where your human life is deemed by others to be cheap, too." www.the-reframe.com/peaceful-sol...

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Peaceful Solutions

On respectable and profitable human-suffering engines, the murder of a CEO, propriety in a land where life has been cheapened, and some good news for those who seek peaceful solutions.

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

The youth are even writing songs about the UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination. The creator’s introductory comment for this music video is “deny the claim defend the lawsuit depose the patient is some otherworldly type of evil.” 2/

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