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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE US HAVING A WHITES-ONLY REFUGEE POLICY SHOULD BE A MUCH BIGGER STORY
Guy standing up meme
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Dog on log!
A black and white dog in a gray/red harness sits on the end of a log on a grassy hill, with trees and a pond in the background.
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Terry Crews as President Camacho from Idiocracy. He has long flowing hair and is bedecked in tights and a sleeveless top styled after the American flag, while lounging in a fancy gold/red chair in front of a giant American flag backdrop.
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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Time to post it @erikaishii.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Oh man, I didn’t realize the Flea version was a cover youtu.be/73P2drWXulM?...
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Flea feat. Nick Cave - Wichita Lineman (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by Flea
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Those are really good! I love the little round guys.
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Oh that’s cool
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
🥚
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I stand with Nobuo.
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You’re saying Orpheus isn’t singing in context in Hadestown? Maria isn’t flitting around the displays singing “I Feel Pretty”?
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Her smug aura mocks me.
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A fourth twitter has hit the tower.
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
My dude, do you not trust the state cops or national guard to follow your orders? In theory, you are one of the most highly politically powered people in this situation. Do something with it.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
🙂
ICE slipping on ice
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
An AI could never produce this.
youtu.be
One-Winged Kong
YouTube video by Salty Cabbage
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
“We are here on Earth to fart around, don't let anybody tell you different”
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Here’s Green Arrow with a meme arrow. His subtitles are Green text.
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a man in a green suit with the letter g on his chest is holding an arrow
Alt: a man in a green super hero suit (Green Arrow) is using a buzz saw arrow to break out of ice in front of a large chunk of ice
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Vamthire?
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Coriolis effect
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I’m gojng to calibri even harder.
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and the word even is on the screen .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman captioned “even harder”. Michael Scott talking to Pam from The Office about having sex with her mother.
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
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Sean A. Garrison— American artist. @seanagarrison.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
It’s Where You Left It #art #artistsofbluesky #contemporaryart #modernart #inkpainting #pastel #abstract #abstractart #artlover #mixedmedia #graphite #oilpainting #painting #artwork #panelpainting #outsiderart #expressionism #abstractexpressionism
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
🎶Too Many Cooks🎵
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
HWJD?
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Made mom’s (and gma’s) German apple coffee cake. First time baking it!
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 27/11/2025
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I don’t want to let weird nazi freaks into my tent
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Spider-Man with his hood off, squatting on a roof, captioned “Everywhere I go…” part of ye olde meme
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Close, but like 60% less sexy
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
My boss keeps giving me purity tests too. “Do the things we pay you for.” It’s like I’m in front of a firing squad!
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Those look delicious! The pasta salad too. Now I want pasta salad
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I don’t think the aristos ever stopped doing that.
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
#ACAB
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Reality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Good dogs
A black and white dog and a red dog sit on a rug staring slightly odd camera.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 26/09/2025
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Sitting in class: oh no, not again *snikt!*
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
You mean Twelverine, who has six claws on each hand.
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
You can’t trick me. Triclops is the name of a horse with three legs.
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Pretty sure his first name is Emperor.
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I have no recollection of the name Sheev.
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Zoompants @zoompants.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Having to troubleshoot the Wi-Fi on my phone from its command line
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
The crowd has no beginning and no end as it begins its march to the White House
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If Jesus came back and saw this shit he'd make what he did to those moneylenders in the temple look like brunch
Catholic Quotes @catholicquote12 

Christ is King

A still from a clearly AI-generated video that shows an ENORMOUS statue of ripped Jesus Christ walking forward in a loincloth and looking down with his crown of thornes, very Godzilla in a way, like evil pagan god vibes, and a bunch of people sanding around presumably very impressed. It looks like he's on a dock for some reason? Maybe it's a Collossus thing

The tweet has 391 comments, 3.8k retweets, and 29k likes
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