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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I’ve never understood people talking about snorting cocaine off a toilet. I’ve done a bit of coke. I’ve done it in public restrooms. Somehow I avoided putting it on the toilet. It’s called a key bump.

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

@emilystjams.bsky.social thanks to you and the whole Yellowjackets team for two fantastic episodes and what is going to be a fantastic season. I’ve been looking forward to this since I heard you joined the writers room. You are the one who turned me on to the show.

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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

want to signal boost a gofundme only about 50% to their goal -- the wallaces have lived in their altadena home for three generations and are rebuilding. just gave, join me if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/cccmnt-hel...

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Donate to Help Us Rebuild Our Family Home, organized by Miles Wallace

Hi, my name is Miles. I’m reaching out to ask for your help after my family lost our h… Miles Wallace needs your support for Help Us Rebuild Our Family Home

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

This New Year I’m giving up smoking for good. Now I only smoke for evil.

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Only the Giants could possibly manage to suck this bad at losing. #nygiants

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?

Anthony Soprano squints upwards at a bright light.

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

The Daily Zeitgeist’s annual presentation of Santa University has been making the holiday more bearable for 8 years now. Thank you @jamieloftus.bsky.social for your utter lack of hard work on this project.

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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

We need awake ourselves of the materialistic, capitalist view of the world, where people are either customers or marks. Capitalism will sell you the rope to hang yourself with & then make you pay for the coffin & pass the debt onto your kids. People must say enough and make the oligarchs fear US

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

A peek into the mind of someone who has disordered sleep, traveling anxiety, and occasionally some good luck.

One sided text messages:

I'm afraid I'm going to miss my flight 10:28 am
I don't think I'm gonna make it
8 minutes until boarding 11:16 am
I hate myself 11:21 am
I might have been saved by a delay 11:34 am
I made it. I hope you enjoyed this saga

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Listening to Beastie Boys albums is a great way to learn the names of everyone who was ever friends with the Beastie Boys

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

It’s only a manifesto if it comes from the Manifesto region of Italy Otherwise it’s just a sparkling open letter

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

When I hear someone say, "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times.

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

People are asking “why did he keep the gun?” and “why Altoona?” I have a theory. I think he was looking for whoever was responsible for calling this atrocity “pizza”

Thick square of bread with tomato sauce and American cheese and a slice of bell pepper. “Altoona pizza”
Be glad if you can’t see it

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/12/2024

Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Per Reuters. This guy is low key the joker

A backpack resembling the one worn by the suspect has been recovered near a playground in Central Park, according to media reports. MSNBC said on Saturday that police examining the bag and its contents found a jacket and Monopoly money, but no firearm.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

For those confused about South Korea, an “opposition party” is a political party that actively opposes the one in power.

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I just got a hate speech violation on twitter for mentioning a podcast, so don’t say they don’t have any moderation.

Screenshot from my twitter telling me I violated the hate speech rules by posting a reply: “pod yourself the wire tho”

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Like and reskeet if you hate engagement bait.

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Tolkien’s races and their favorite drugs Hobbits: weed, obvs Elves: MDMA, shrooms Men: cocaine Dwarves: meth

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Tolkien’s races and their favorite drugs Hobbits: weed, obvs Elves: MDMA, shrooms Men: cocaine Dwarves: meth

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Carville is the Democrat’s Giuliani

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

People are gonna lose their shit when a side of guac at Chipotle costs $27

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I can’t believe I put my kids entire college fund on the Giants to win today.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Me: Do sloths lives flash before their eyes super slow when they're about to die? Therapist: Didn't you take a second job to pay for this

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

One positive thing about Musk being so close to Trump is knowing how annoying Musk is. Trump is definitely hoping that nerd would just shut up.

Elon musk explaining something probably really stupid to Trump and Trump is just looking at him blankly

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

#writingcommunity If I wrote a novel about the interpersonal relationships in a chemistry lab, Is it science fiction?

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Feeling a bit called out by @socialistdogmom.bsky.social when she said that “normal people” don’t spend much time talking or thinking about posse comitatus.

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Arrested Democracy, Pt .1

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Unicorn Riot @unicornriot.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

NEW: Palestinian Children Speak Out on World Children’s Day With over 17,492 Palestinian children killed by Israel over the last year in Gaza, the Palestinian Children’s Council held a press conference in Khan Younis for World Children’s Day on November 20, 2024: unicornriot.ninja/2024/palesti...

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Palestinian Children Speak Out on World Children's Day - UNICORN RIOT

During World Children's Day, the Palestinian Children's Council gave a rundown of Israeli atrocities which have killed over 17,492 children in Gaza over the last year.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election. Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Trump has been surrounded by shady people for a really long time. He’s an idiot but he’s an idiot who has been taught some basic tricks like this. It’s not 4D chess, it’s a very basic strategy.

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

More reason to suspect Gaetz was a pump fake

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Looking forward to the day when we can upload our MRIs on here for analysis

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I hate to be a Deborah Downer but this Matt Gaetz thing feels like when your public defender says “Good news! They dropped the paraphernalia charge.”

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

texting a link of this to a merrick garland "this could been us 💔"

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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Matt Gaetz said he wants to spend time with other people’s children.

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/01/2024

They should invent a brain that lets you sleep

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Assad’s brutal war against the Syrian people was infamously one of the bloodiest campaigns of mass slaughter in recent memory. And yet.

Chart showing average number of children killed per year in global conflicts. Ukraine - 501. Syria - 4,725. Gaza - 11,355

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Zombie Banana @zombiebanana.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

10 shows Me In the order I think of them The Sopranos The Wire The Muppet Show Veep The Electric Company Arrested Development Northern Exposure Succession News Radio Monty Python’s Flying Circus

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

i cant wait to become the richest man in indiana & build a fully stocked spider man themed bar in my basement that everyone refuses to visit

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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/11/2024

not to be too harsh but what’s the use of transgender representation in congress if they will immediately give in to fascist demands. genuinely what’s the purpose to this at all here

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