Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026People are making fun of AOC for having a slight southern accent while speaking in Memphis but they clearly don’t know the pain of habitually and unconsciously imitating the speaking style of the people around you 5037602607
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 24/07/2026London Month of the Dead tickets get released tomorrow, and invariably they immediately sell out. So this year, I am planning ahead and making a list of things I would like to book. Some of the events really hit differently when you're freshly bereaved. 100
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Lotus Biscoff could have done the best brand tie-in ever with The Odyssey. Biscuits so good you forget to go home to your wife 020
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026this is you in meta’s pervert glasses 465027843
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I'm just a very hot (temperature) woman standing in front of a 90-year-old woman asking her if she might consider drinking more fluids, given there is an extreme heatwave on. She says no. 020
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-Stocks🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month! 257332842
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-Stocksash 💛 @incalamity.bsky.social · 21/04/2026fandom as a community > fandom as your personal content machine 19448
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 25/05/2026"When will my husband return from the Crusades?" 030
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 07/04/2026With all the narrative in the USA about London being overrun either by atheists or muslims imposing Sharia law (delete as appropriate), it's been fun dipping into the very US-centric Threads app and reading Americans being amazed that we get a four-day weekend for the Christian festival of Easter. 1406
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksSecond Mentions @secondmentions.com · 07/04/2026In need of a second mention for the Moon? Here are some of our favourites... 🌑 The pale lunar orb 🌒 The crater-strewn rock 🌓 Our dusty grey neighbour 🌔 The tide-changing rock 🌕 The luminous tide botherer Let us know if you've got any more! 1175
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Personal Trainer Boyfriend + Chronically Ill Girlfriend means he can tell me which muscles I've just injured by sneezing too hard 010
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Yeah I'll be back a bit late, just gonna swing by the Bronze Age burial mound on my way home 051
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 30/08/2025The Pootie Shoe Rebrand episode of Mythic Quest by Elisha Henig is so bloody good 010
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksSarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Happy Friday, everyone. Whatever you're planning to do with your evening, I very much doubt it'll as good as the one you could have had at Wannop's Gymnasium, New Cross, South East London, in 1892. But enjoy, nonetheless. 🥊🐎🍻 372
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksSarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 30/08/2025In the 1890s 'The Greatest Showman' Professor Alf Ball brought a boxing lion to the masses at the UK's fairgrounds. Today in 2025 his great great grandsons are hosting viral potato purveyor Spud Man (!) at theirs 😂 Clacton Pier is heaving. Love it. You've got to give the people what they want! 🦁🥔 1131
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksJames Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Opposition: if elected, we will create the Torment Nexus Government: our opponents are simply not up to the logistical challenge required to create the Torment Nexus and their plans aren’t even costed Media: Here’s how the Torment Nexus might just work 29737
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksRascal: Mother Of Hogs 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 🦔 @badrascal.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂 242292710
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksScott M | Haunted Edition 🎃 @voxparlour.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Remember, this Prime Day buy indie 0344
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksAlex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 09/07/2025SPICE WORLD THE MOVIE 1734336
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Not to brag or anything, but I'm the worst thing to be created in Cambridge since the 28 Days Later virus 020
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 30/06/2025They say that persistence beats talent, but unfortunately for me, I have neither 120
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 13/06/2025An easy way to think about what chatgpt does: Take your favorite book. Cut it up into pairs of words: every pair that starts with "I," every pair that starts with "the," etc. Sort each pair into a pile by first word. The "The" pile will be big, the "giraffe" pile likely tiny. 8411126
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksMega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 16/06/2025✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨ 4245021297
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-Stocksfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18/06/2025My first office job didn't have internet access but did have MS Word, so I had to get creative with my procrastination. I'd spend hours typing out song lyrics from memory and then deleting them again 121714
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 18/06/2025You can't call yourself a goth unless you love this little guy 030
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-Stocksfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/06/2025The reason I know that the KLF did not, in fact, burn a million pounds back in the 90s is because we spent some of the £50 notes intended for the fire in the local pub the next day after finding them fluttering down the beach with slightly singed edges. Better luck next time. 1126117
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksGeorge Irvin’s Funfairs @irvinfunfairs.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Our Quieter Funfair is BACK at Chiswick's Turnham Green w/I music or amplified sound, Thurs 15-Mon 19 May We hope it’ll be more accessible to autistic people/people sensitive to loud noises. At George Irvin's Funfairs, everyone is welcome! 112
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 12/05/2025@keitht.bsky.social Hi, are you the Keith Topping who wrote Slayer and so on? 100
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I met a one-legged mod at the tailor's today and I swear this isn't the set-up for a joke 010
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 02/05/2025🚨🚨EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS. WORLD’s TALLEST DOG MEETS WORLD’S SMALLEST DOG 🚨🚨 22825228
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksKhashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 22/04/2025This is a familiar pattern, and not familiar in a good way. 16322121
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/04/2025The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country. 374189853607
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksJohn Rosevear @jrosevear.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Former journalist here. This is IMPORTANT. When you're telling people about your protest plans, include your local media! 625584
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksAndrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 08/04/2025This sucks, but also means if you want coverage, contact your paper in advance of an action. Give them quotes. Send them to folks to interview. We did this for the NOAA protests and got wall to wall coverage for a week, with frontpages, opeds, and followups. 831117332
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Yes, it’s a bit hard to see now, but allowing the president to become a king who can kidnap citizens while also demolishing the global financial system is a small price to pay for getting to keeping 23 trans women from playing college sports. 3541701070
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Good dog: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Disti... Bad dog: boingboing.net/2023/03/19/t...en.m.wikipedia.orgA Distinguished Member of the Humane Society - Wikipedia 000
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksHeard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 03/04/2025It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd. 173105813923
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 03/04/2025We've finally got food waste caddies in our area. Any advice on how I can use these without them rapidly becoming disgusting? Our kitchen gets VERY hot, and I've heard the 'compostable' plastic bags are a con?media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man pouring milk into a trash can that says leche on itALT: a cartoon of a man pouring milk into a trash can that says leche on it 210
Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Brad Pitt to star in follow-up to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, directed by David Fincher www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ap...media.tenor.coma man in a tank top is standing in a dark room with the words `` bbbring it ! '' written on the screen .ALT: a man in a tank top is standing in a dark room with the words `` bbbring it ! '' written on the screen . 000
Reposted by Zoah Hedges-StocksAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 02/04/2025This is so grotesque. I’m not competent to do this, but I would love someone to write a piece of code that would identify AI crawlers accessing a website and instead of giving them content send them poison till they blow up, like squeezing the venom back into a mosquito 1024565