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Zoah Hedges-Stocks

@zoah.bsky.social
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Travelling Showgirl and one-time meme Talk to me about the Hellraiser bus stop and Crusader Kings III

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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh FFS, it's happening again
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
19.00 BUFFY THE OOMPAH SLAYER
Sarah Michelle Gellar stars as the hero battling the most evil force known to man...German folk music.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
People are making fun of AOC for having a slight southern accent while speaking in Memphis but they clearly don’t know the pain of habitually and unconsciously imitating the speaking style of the people around you
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
London Month of the Dead tickets get released tomorrow, and invariably they immediately sell out. So this year, I am planning ahead and making a list of things I would like to book. Some of the events really hit differently when you're freshly bereaved.
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lotus Biscoff could have done the best brand tie-in ever with The Odyssey. Biscuits so good you forget to go home to your wife
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/06/2026
this week on catfished
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm just a very hot (temperature) woman standing in front of a 90-year-old woman asking her if she might consider drinking more fluids, given there is an extreme heatwave on. She says no.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
A wee Dachshund dog, wearing the finest leather daddy outfit, walking with their owner during a Pride parade in Seattle in 1991.
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ash 💛 @incalamity.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
fandom as a community > fandom as your personal content machine
a screenshot of a tumblr post by incalamity:

“i mean i know fandom changes over the years and it's literally beating a dead horse saying this but i really do wish fandom emphasized community over "hits" or "likes"

yeah yeah commodification of fandom and all of that but no wonder fan artists feel like they're shouting into a void be the only thing the fandom will do with their art is look at it rather than meaningfully engaging in it by reblogging or leaving a comment and not immediately unfollowing after there hasn't been a new post by that artist in a few weeks or a new update by the author in a few months because you're "not getting anything out of them" anymore. like you're really showing your cards thinking fandom creators are endlessly pumping out "content" for you rather than something they put time and passion and effort into”
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"When will my husband return from the Crusades?"
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
How is this chair a coquettish Victorian lady?
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Jaime Lannister is a sole trader now
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 07/04/2026
With all the narrative in the USA about London being overrun either by atheists or muslims imposing Sharia law (delete as appropriate), it's been fun dipping into the very US-centric Threads app and reading Americans being amazed that we get a four-day weekend for the Christian festival of Easter.
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Second Mentions @secondmentions.com · 07/04/2026
In need of a second mention for the Moon? Here are some of our favourites... 🌑 The pale lunar orb 🌒 The crater-strewn rock 🌓 Our dusty grey neighbour 🌔 The tide-changing rock 🌕 The luminous tide botherer Let us know if you've got any more!
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Personal Trainer Boyfriend + Chronically Ill Girlfriend means he can tell me which muscles I've just injured by sneezing too hard
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Yeah I'll be back a bit late, just gonna swing by the Bronze Age burial mound on my way home
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The Pootie Shoe Rebrand episode of Mythic Quest by Elisha Henig is so bloody good
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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Happy Friday, everyone. Whatever you're planning to do with your evening, I very much doubt it'll as good as the one you could have had at Wannop's Gymnasium, New Cross, South East London, in 1892. But enjoy, nonetheless. 🥊🐎🍻
Clip from 1892 Sporting Life, a Victorian newspaper. It's headlines WANNOP'S GYMNASIUM, NEW CROSS GATE, and reads: 

WANNOP’S GYMNASIUM. NEW CROSS GATE. No-night (Wednesday), a grand assault at arms, consisting of two six round boxing contests and exhibition wrestling and boxing. Also comic wrestling match. Mr. Dais backs Tom Thompson to throw Nobler’s celebrated donkey, Steve. To down the donkey and turn it over inside of fifteen minutes. Donkey's feet padded. Admission, 1s. and 2s.
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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
In the 1890s 'The Greatest Showman' Professor Alf Ball brought a boxing lion to the masses at the UK's fairgrounds. Today in 2025 his great great grandsons are hosting viral potato purveyor Spud Man (!) at theirs 😂 Clacton Pier is heaving. Love it. You've got to give the people what they want! 🦁🥔
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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Opposition: if elected, we will create the Torment Nexus Government: our opponents are simply not up to the logistical challenge required to create the Torment Nexus and their plans aren’t even costed Media: Here’s how the Torment Nexus might just work
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Rascal: Mother Of Hogs 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 🦔 @badrascal.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂
Screen shot of Neil Fish posting "your dad shouts at hotels" is an insult the kids at my nephew's school use on each other.
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Absolute fruitbat of a dog
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Scott M | Haunted Edition 🎃 @voxparlour.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Remember, this Prime Day buy indie
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
SPICE WORLD THE MOVIE
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Not to brag or anything, but I'm the worst thing to be created in Cambridge since the 28 Days Later virus
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
They say that persistence beats talent, but unfortunately for me, I have neither
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
An easy way to think about what chatgpt does: Take your favorite book. Cut it up into pairs of words: every pair that starts with "I," every pair that starts with "the," etc. Sort each pair into a pile by first word. The "The" pile will be big, the "giraffe" pile likely tiny.
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook 

"Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to...

A: find your mom's Facebook

B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were

C: badly photoshop that into a locket

D: convince you I'm your daughter.

Happy Father's Day Daddy."A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. 
Brooke replied to this picture of his penis.
Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day.

Him: Nice
Did you like what you saw
I can send you more

Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest.

Him: Why?

Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped.

Him: How old are you

Brooke: 36Him: OK who is your mom

Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man...

Him: Show it to me now

Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me.

Him:Jesus That's my senior pictureHim: Erase the picture I sent you
Deplete the picture I sent
Delete
Fucking he'll
Who is your mom
Tiffany
Brandy

Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment.

I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad.

Him: Jesus hell I didn't know
I said delete it
Who is your mom
Where do you live
Delete the picture
Don't tell your mom this ok

Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
My first office job didn't have internet access but did have MS Word, so I had to get creative with my procrastination. I'd spend hours typing out song lyrics from memory and then deleting them again
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
You can't call yourself a goth unless you love this little guy
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The reason I know that the KLF did not, in fact, burn a million pounds back in the 90s is because we spent some of the £50 notes intended for the fire in the local pub the next day after finding them fluttering down the beach with slightly singed edges. Better luck next time.
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Can I get uhhhhhh extra ing please?
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George Irvin’s Funfairs @irvinfunfairs.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Our Quieter Funfair is BACK at Chiswick's Turnham Green w/I music or amplified sound, Thurs 15-Mon 19 May We hope it’ll be more accessible to autistic people/people sensitive to loud noises. At George Irvin's Funfairs, everyone is welcome!
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
@keitht.bsky.social Hi, are you the Keith Topping who wrote Slayer and so on?
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I met a one-legged mod at the tailor's today and I swear this isn't the set-up for a joke
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
🚨🚨EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS. WORLD’s TALLEST DOG MEETS WORLD’S SMALLEST DOG 🚨🚨
A teeny tiny white dog and a giant black and grey speckled dog face to face. The small dog’s head is the size as the bug dog’s eyeball. A teeny tiny white dog and a giant black and grey speckled dog. The tiny dog is sitting in a metal bowl. The big dog is towing over behind. A teeny tiny white dog and a giant black and grey speckled dog. The tiny white dog is peering out from being the big dog’s foot, which is just about the same size. A teeny tiny white dog and a giant black and grey speckled dog standing next to each other in a field. The big dog is at least 10 times or more larger than the small dog.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This is a familiar pattern, and not familiar in a good way.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/04/2025
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
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John Rosevear @jrosevear.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Former journalist here. This is IMPORTANT. When you're telling people about your protest plans, include your local media!
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This sucks, but also means if you want coverage, contact your paper in advance of an action. Give them quotes. Send them to folks to interview. We did this for the NOAA protests and got wall to wall coverage for a week, with frontpages, opeds, and followups.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Yes, it’s a bit hard to see now, but allowing the president to become a king who can kidnap citizens while also demolishing the global financial system is a small price to pay for getting to keeping 23 trans women from playing college sports.
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Good dog: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Disti... Bad dog: boingboing.net/2023/03/19/t...
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A Distinguished Member of the Humane Society - Wikipedia
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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
We've finally got food waste caddies in our area. Any advice on how I can use these without them rapidly becoming disgusting? Our kitchen gets VERY hot, and I've heard the 'compostable' plastic bags are a con?
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a cartoon of a man pouring milk into a trash can that says leche on it
ALT: a cartoon of a man pouring milk into a trash can that says leche on it
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Zoah Hedges-Stocks @zoah.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Brad Pitt to star in follow-up to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, directed by David Fincher www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ap...
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a man in a tank top is standing in a dark room with the words `` bbbring it ! '' written on the screen .
ALT: a man in a tank top is standing in a dark room with the words `` bbbring it ! '' written on the screen .
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This is so grotesque. I’m not competent to do this, but I would love someone to write a piece of code that would identify AI crawlers accessing a website and instead of giving them content send them poison till they blow up, like squeezing the venom back into a mosquito
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