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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Also a distinctly Italiano flavour to today's HMV purchases.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Another EPIC sesh at the Amaysia with Young Malcolm. Happy to report thatcit was, indeed, geet lush and that.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Today's "from the Glass Half-Full column" sample.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Another luncheonette at The Keel Row with That There Young Malcolm. And lo, twas geet lush in my sight.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Not sure who's bright idea it was to stick Keef in goal. He'd be an effing liability, what with all the heroin and everything. Surely Charlie's the obvious keeper here better positional sense. Can't argue with the choice of The Big Lad up front, though.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Editing begins today and will continue for approximately the next six weeks before delivery at the end of October. This is going to be a big one.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I think it's the emphasis on STILL that makes it *art*.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Really? I must've missed it. I must have been considering the inherently ludicrous nature of existence at the time. Either that, or listening to House of Love.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I remember buses. I was on two of them yesterday.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

At Amaysia, with Young Malcolm.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

They got *everything* you need in Aisle Fifteen, it would appear.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Quite a line-up. I'd like to have gone but, being only but four at the time, my mum had the final say on that score. And, she said no. An opportunity missed, dare one suggest?

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This week's reading material. Additionally, the reason why the lady who delivers The Stately Telly Topping Manor post now curtsies each time she hands the latest batch over.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I'm hot. I'm sticky. I'm sleep-deprived. I'm haven't been this disappointed with life in general since The Godfather Part III.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Tragically, we never DID get a Mister Spunk in Star Trek. Or, indeed, a Mister Spank.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Good grief, Christina, it would appear that AI do sometimes get some things correct (mainly, it should be noted by taking its information directly via From The North!) Still, credit where it's due. I suppose. Reluctantly.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

When your back's knackin' you need the best medicine available.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

@ Amaysia, with Young Malcolm. And, lo twas geet lush.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I went to school with Andy Burnham. Not not THAT one, another one. But, I just thought I'd mentioned it anyway, today of all days.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

A German, a Brazilian and a Dutchman walk into a bar. An Englishman is usually with them but he's still *at* the World Cup. Nah, lissun ...

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

"So, you think there's a market for jewellery coloured like shit?"

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Good grief Christina, England in "actually halfway decent performance at World Cup" shock. Well, *that'll* never catch on, clearly.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The finely manicured lawns of The Stately Telly Topping Manor have be, ahem, finely manicured at last.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Well, that's just wrong on so many levels ...

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

THANK GOD YOU TOLD US. Does anyone else remember when the Daily Mirra used to be run by ADULTS? No, me neither, I'm only 62.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Funniest Thing EVER: No 147. Sure's advert ("official sponsors of the World Cup") using Cole Palmer landing roughly 48 hours after Tuchel declined to pick him in the squad! Especially as they licensed a Beatles song for the music (presumably paying Sony MILLIONS!) Aw, bless.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Back to the jolly old Keel Row, with that there Young Malcolm, for malarkey and shenanigans and that.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

This is Gene Savoy, the American explorer, author and theologian best known for his claims to have discovered more than 40 lost cities in Peru. That was obviously before he became the lead singer of Yello. Chikka chikka.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

If he was a Bulgarian, I'd be really worried. (One of all dear fiends of "a certain age", there ...)

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

You know how it is? You've just started a new book, four days in and it's going well, you're ahead of your self-imposed word count (let's see how long that lasts) and you think, "you know what I really really really really deserve? This." Yeah, THAT!

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Also, painting them yellow and hanging them on a tree if this photographic evidence is anything to go by, it would appear. Only in the Metro (so, not a REAL newspaper) dear Blue sky fiends ...

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Well, there's a question I never thought I'd be asked.

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Anyone else fancy one of Batman's "fudge missiles"? Twejve's far too many for me ...

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Keith Topping @keitht.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I like bats. I like cats. But, which is best? There's only one way to sort this out ...

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