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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
who up who up? hit my line
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me @camoflage.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Kendrick two thirds through a song talking in some kind of robotic mantra voice: You was in the club without clarity of purpose Apple Bottom jeans the fruit of the loom of the serpent Drinking Flaming Homers had you ignorant to Corinthians In tavern sip and sin like father figure of Simpsons
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me @camoflage.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
this is the stuff Kendrick says on songs when he's being his own inner monologue
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
ayahuasca sunarai, sunarai a ti. this shit still kicks ass.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Not to get too intense about everything going on but it is really an ideology of death run by evil skeleton people who drink from a dread altar of blood
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
that’s literally why
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
fucking razors are so expensive
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
periodic reminder that if you’re hot and you follow me you’re obligated to let me know
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
BOOOOORRINNNNGGGGGGGGGG
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
no matter how tempting, no matter how real it feels, no matter how good it feels, do not premise your happiness on the feelings or approval of another person. it’s equally harmful and unhealthy for both parties.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
the pact
PANEL 1: A pig in an empty green space. PIG: "Last night I dreamed I was one of the main gang on Seinfeld. It was Jerry and Elaine and George and Kramer and lil' ol' me."
PANEL 2: The pig is sitting (in color) in the iconic Monk's Cafe from the television show Seinfeld alongside the show's characters (in lineart only). PIG (v.o.): "They even had an extra chair at the iconic diner booth for me now."
PANEL 3: George close up. PIG (v.o.): "And they came to me with their/our suicide pact --" GEORGE: "A *real* pact -- not one of those that *some people* always wriggle out of!"
PANEL 4: Jerry putting his arms up in surrender. PIG (v.o.): "The 90s will never come back, they said. They said the acid of their observational irony had eaten away everything of value: love, friendship, sex, community, essential government services..." JERRY: Alright, alright--*no wriggling*!"
PANEL 5: Kramer gently patting the pig's arm. PIG (v.o.): "All that remained was to diminish and go into the west." KRAMER: "Let's all slide through this last door together. I'm too weak to go alone."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
here’s my latest post. hope you give it a read and let me know what you think
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
i see a lot of people saying we know what to expect because trump has already been president like it hasn’t been 4 years of the country rapidly falling apart and becoming massively more insane every single day.
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
cool hack if you have enough money you can take over or start your own schools and just produce a legal “literature” that says whatever you want. that body of raw opinion bought and paid for by assholes and produced by unscrupulous morons now carried equal weight with the 14th amendment. hell yeah.
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
enjoyed reading this, the bits about matt made me cry, love that man so much. i also really enjoyed the inexplicable gossip rag section shitting all over virgil. i no longer have the chance to make fun of him to his face so that felt good. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...
vanityfair.com
‘Chapo Trap House’ Isn’t Going to Save the Democrats
Trump’s takeover of the manosphere left liberals pining for their own Joe Rogan. But the hosts of ‘Chapo,’ still stung by Bernie’s defeats, would rather let the party establishment burn. “I’m not givi...
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
does anyone want to hold hands
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
trust him with what
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 21/01/2025
I genuinely believe that the salute was a pulse check to see what they’ll be able to get away with, and the media seems to be letting them know it’s everything. Don’t let your craven non-confrontational nature allow you to ignore the obvious (hand) signs.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Hey I called it
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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
They tried to bury us, but they didn't know we were Sheeds
Rasheed Wallace ripping off his headband
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
gonna be a hell of a four years
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
today is a very dark day for the International Global System
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
he’ll yeah. now that’s paper.
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
You've all laughed at me. You've called me an idiot. You've used names like "Chalabi Jr." or "The Dinar Bitch." But tomorrow, with a single stroke of his pen, Donald J. Trump will revalue the Iraqi dinar to pre-Gulf War levels
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
erm seems like the collapse of the informational system by which your consciousness has been conditioned since birth is potentially adversely affecting you right now. would you like to step into a suitably sound proof chamber to practice some “scream therapy” with me so other patients can rest?
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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
hey abyss, you up
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
is that a real question
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
No user can survive being quoted with this meme... it's simply too powerful
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
i feel this and also we can’t really demand people feel upbeat all the time as their world continuously unravels in front of them. every body do their best but like it’s normal if you can’t manage a smile sometimes
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
when u make a silly joke on this platform
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke!

Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway

Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY

By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
sometimes you just follow back cause you see their profile pic and you’re like “looks like a solid person, honest face. i’ll take my chances.”
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
But the stars burn on overhead, Unconscious of final ends, As I walk home to bed, Asking what judgment waits My person, all my friends, And these United States. (Auden, "A Walk After Dark")
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Been entertaining myself today imagining Jiminy Glick pulling a snub-nosed revolver from his tray of donuts on interviewee Donald J. Trump and saying shit like "oh my GOD I, I, I, I, I, I, feel like 𝘓𝘈𝘕𝘈 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗥"
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
man does anyone remember the bush administration when it was a complete scandal that fox news just repeated whatever the president said? feedback loop complete. it’s over in a way it has never been over before.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/01/2025
Hey, couple notes on your post. Personally I think it's fine. Totally get it. But someone I imagined, in my head, might not like it. They haven't seen it yet but I'm just saying, if they did. They might freak out a little bit. Anyway take it down or I'm calling the cops
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
it’s not unsettling to me, i actually find it settling if anything. but that’s me, un poco mas fuerte que la mayoría
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Why is every Instagram reel like this
A guy posing with text over him saying “I have disabled all nuclear weapons around the world with sorcery”
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Outline of a man with a boner. From The Big Lebowski.
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
go birds
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
nice
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
anyway that’s what happens if you bottle up my brain for three or four days without any social media and then just kick it loose with a fucking large literal explosion
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
somewhere, in one parish church in south philly, there’s still a dream we call america
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
please re-renner this urgent message
Words over a dramatic black and white photo of actor Jeremy Renner crouching

A law banning Jeremy Renner has been enacted in the U.S.
Unfortunately, that means you can't use Jeremy Renner for now.
We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will , work with us on a solution to reinstate Jeremy Renner once he takes office. Please stay tuned!
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
breaking news,
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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
2025 is the year of AGGRESSIVELY getting in anyone’s face if they try to act like anything is remotely normal or ok. don’t gaslight me.
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
runklestilskin: you may have custody of this Creature, but you are never allowed to move again because she’s sitting on you; also, she will throw up in your toolbox every night me: gimme that thing you old no-name-ass-having bitch
it’s miette looking out so lustrously and seductively from the cardboard box where she is king
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