Reposted by the zipperNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 8hLeonard Bernstein (smoking cig at piano in black turtleneck): Beethoven, he never could write a fugue. He tried all his life to write a good fugue and never did it. Me: Fuck you Leonard Bernstein.... Fuck you !! 0511
the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 12hsomething striking here is how many people will miss the fact that, in our social context, "one-income families" is sexist dogwhistling 010
the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 12hright, it can't be naïveté or stupidity, which leaves only one other option: maliciousness 0230
Reposted by the zippercaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera): 8845132
Reposted by the zipperdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 07/10/2026be cautious, for once you pass from this plane through the apple portal you may not be able to return 0842
Reposted by the zipperThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv… 792535331
Reposted by the zipperda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN 0629129
the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it's difficult trying to figure things out in context with nuance when youre in permanent survival mode :( 130
the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i'm a commuter and consumer and i really like when i can see employees having a seat. if you let your employees sit the hell down i will buy from your store more than if you make them stand 040
the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it's becoming very clear that the phrase "restorative justice" is losing all meaning 050
Reposted by the zippertipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@bransonreese.bsky.social trying to be funny in the family group chat, I accidentally sent a noel text 42358
Reposted by the zipperMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026abolish the death penalty 383152522
Reposted by the zipperdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bob's Red Mill is our country's leading provider of bags of grain that you find three-quarters full in your cabinet after they've expired 119517
Reposted by the zipperoblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Armies can only mean one thing... more sorrow and more death. 094
the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the punchline to that microplastics routine has me squirming laughing sobbing for days now 000
Reposted by the zippervolt @slaviiik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026page 42 of INTERREGNUM, the fantasy crime webcomic i draw with @puzzwick.bsky.social is up: latest: interregnum.cfw.me/comics/41 start reading: interregnum.cfw.me/comics/1 read ahead on Patreon: patreon.com/slaviiik, starting at $1 a month! [ #webcomic #webcomics ]interregnum.cfw.meINTERREGNUM42 154
Reposted by the zipperda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026WHEN - dashare.zone ADMIN 035269
Reposted by the zipperbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court 841761
Reposted by the zipperemily blight 🐦⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 27/09/2026it was incredibly confusing as i got older to find out the best men i knew who were in seemingly happy (i knew both parties) heterosexual long term relationships regarded their partners as incomprehensible alien life forms in multiple ways? and at worst, military school commandants to be outwitted? 11135
Reposted by the zipperIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I find it fascinating that so many estranged parents view the estrangement as an incident, not as a process. So it's forums full of Boomers going "She stopped talking to me because I said her haircut was bad! She's so UNREASONABLE!", when, in reality, they've been shitting on their kid for decades. 21810289
Reposted by the zipperda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026FUCK !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN 0692174
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Reposted by the zipperChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Still one of the greatest contributions that homestar runner ever made to culture at large is this image 212218649
Reposted by the zipperBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Here's a neat thing! My mom retired after 25+ as a children's librarian at public libraries yesterday. (It was very cool! Hundreds of former Story Hour kids arrived, some as adults!) I let Ed Markey's office know in case they wanted to send a nice email back and they sent this! He's still got it! 2778126995
Reposted by the zipperdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it. 331681450
Reposted by the zipperdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm here you fuckaas bitch 112922
Reposted by the zipperda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026U WANNA BE RUDE? - dashare.zone ADMIN 038885
Reposted by the zipperdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now 133747
the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026that's a real popular song! who wants to hear of it fifty times moooore 011
Reposted by the zipperda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN 01546362
the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"are you a republican or a democrat?" oh, certainly not. have a nice day 000
Reposted by the zipperThe Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not bad, but this one is my favorite: 33100332415
Reposted by the zipperChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026what a blessing today is. 86400 seconds and just ONE of them is worth more than a brain could ever truly fathom. AND WE GET 86400 WHAT THE HECK. so excited to spend them in interesting ways 131034
Reposted by the zipperdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Cishet people would rather masturbate than go to therapy 22629148
Reposted by the zipperJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 191149344033
the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i dont know you and this is my first time seeing any of your posts but i'm glad youre alive 000
Reposted by the zipperChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026its wild we are so ground down by cultural expectations that its seen as tacky to love yourself. if i was just to post 'I LOVE MYSELF I AM INCREDIBLE' i promise some folks would think 'get a load of this self obsessed buckaroo, what a jerk'. fortunately i dont care and I LOVE MYSELF I AM INCREDIBLE 15744109
Reposted by the zipperMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297787667
Reposted by the zippervolt @slaviiik.bsky.social · 07/09/2026page 40 of INTERREGNUM, the fantasy crime webcomic i draw with @puzzwick.bsky.social is up: latest: interregnum.cfw.me/comics/39 start reading: interregnum.cfw.me/comics/1 read ahead on Patreon: patreon.com/slaviiik, starting at $1 a month! [ #webcomic #webcomics #comicoop ] 1117
Reposted by the zipperEd Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights. 149107961820