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@zipzipskins.bsky.social
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"the" "zipper" | officially "late" 30s | writing, reading, music, games, puzzles, math, food, drinks | a small bird (lying about every part of that) | pfp by uncertaintycrossing

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 8h
Leonard Bernstein (smoking cig at piano in black turtleneck): Beethoven, he never could write a fugue. He tried all his life to write a good fugue and never did it. Me: Fuck you Leonard Bernstein.... Fuck you !!
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 12h
something striking here is how many people will miss the fact that, in our social context, "one-income families" is sexist dogwhistling
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 12h
right, it can't be naïveté or stupidity, which leaves only one other option: maliciousness
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
be cautious, for once you pass from this plane through the apple portal you may not be able to return
a portal inside of an apple orchard
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
friends just out of frame laughing meme
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i usually try to be all tellin' the truth
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's difficult trying to figure things out in context with nuance when youre in permanent survival mode :(
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm a commuter and consumer and i really like when i can see employees having a seat. if you let your employees sit the hell down i will buy from your store more than if you make them stand
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/zipz...
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's becoming very clear that the phrase "restorative justice" is losing all meaning
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social trying to be funny in the family group chat, I accidentally sent a noel text
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
abolish the death penalty
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bob's Red Mill is our country's leading provider of bags of grain that you find three-quarters full in your cabinet after they've expired
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Armies can only mean one thing... more sorrow and more death.
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the punchline to that microplastics routine has me squirming laughing sobbing for days now
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 34/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 27/09/2026
she/herbert hoover
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volt @slaviiik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
page 42 of INTERREGNUM, the fantasy crime webcomic i draw with @puzzwick.bsky.social is up: latest: interregnum.cfw.me/comics/41 start reading: interregnum.cfw.me/comics/1 read ahead on Patreon: patreon.com/slaviiik, starting at $1 a month! [ #webcomic #webcomics ]
interregnum.cfw.me
INTERREGNUM
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHEN - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN MADE OF WHEED AND BLUNT'S , "DYSTOPIA IS SO SCARY, IMAGINE IF WE LIVED IN A WORLD WHERE YOU WERE CONSTANTLY INTERRUPTED BY A GADGET YOURE AFRAID TO LOSE, AND YOU CAN STILL GET PIMPLES IN YOUR 30S AND 40S, THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP, WHEN DO PIMPLES STOP " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
it was incredibly confusing as i got older to find out the best men i knew who were in seemingly happy (i knew both parties) heterosexual long term relationships regarded their partners as incomprehensible alien life forms in multiple ways? and at worst, military school commandants to be outwitted?
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find it fascinating that so many estranged parents view the estrangement as an incident, not as a process. So it's forums full of Boomers going "She stopped talking to me because I said her haircut was bad! She's so UNREASONABLE!", when, in reality, they've been shitting on their kid for decades.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN WHO WASNT WATCHING WHAT THERE DOING AND SAT WRONG ACIDENTALLY WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT AND AS SOON AS THEY MOVED THERE WHOLE SHIT STARTED TO HURT!!! WHY IS IT POSSIBLE TO RELAX WRONG!!!! THIS WORLD IS SURELY A PRISON , DA TEXT " SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTES NOW MY PIECE OFF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETELY DESTOYED " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cowcore
I done told ya varmints already!
I ain’t a damn cowboy! I’m
cowcore! It uses the themes of
cowboy in a modern context, ya
puckered buzzards!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELELELTON DRIVEN THERE CAR AND TRYEN TO SHOP AT A FUCKEN STORE AND THEY WONT LET EM!!! THERE LOCKEN ALL THERE SHIT UP STOP ADDING LEVELS TO MY LIFE!!!! DO NOT MAKE ME FIND A GUY WHERE I FEEL GUILTEY ABOUT MAKIN HIM UNLOCK ALL MY SHIT!!!!!!!!! AND TA TEXT SAYS I HATE STORE'S UNLOCK MY ALLERGY PILL'S unlock my monster pop unlock my sock's unlock my lotio unlock lonfey detergenet unlock ibuproffin unlock my tooth paste unlock my deodorant UNLOCK MY DEODOTANT IMMEDIATELY !!!! NOW NOW NOW WHAT THE FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still one of the greatest contributions that homestar runner ever made to culture at large is this image
The good graphics!!!! Still from homestar runner
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's a neat thing! My mom retired after 25+ as a children's librarian at public libraries yesterday. (It was very cool! Hundreds of former Story Hour kids arrived, some as adults!) I let Ed Markey's office know in case they wanted to send a nice email back and they sent this! He's still got it!
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
the OceanGate Titan
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
U WANNA BE RUDE? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN WITH ENCHANTED JEWEL'S "Y0U WANNA BE RUDE TO ME ?? HOPE YOUR READY FOR ME NEVER MENTIONING IT BUT PERIODICALLY THINKING ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT 4-6 MONTHS " - MAYBE IF THE SKELTEN IS NICER TO THEM NEXT TIME THEY WONT BE SO RUDE , ITS NEVER WORKED EVER BEFORE , BUT ITS WORTH A SHOT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
that's a real popular song! who wants to hear of it fifty times moooore
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN REACHEN FOR YOU'RE PICKLES "IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLES , CAN I HAVE THM????????" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"are you a republican or a democrat?" oh, certainly not. have a nice day
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
me, a republican or a democrat.... imagine!!
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m-gibbs.bsky.social @m-gibbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what a blessing today is. 86400 seconds and just ONE of them is worth more than a brain could ever truly fathom. AND WE GET 86400 WHAT THE HECK. so excited to spend them in interesting ways
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cishet people would rather masturbate than go to therapy
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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the zipper @zipzipskins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i dont know you and this is my first time seeing any of your posts but i'm glad youre alive
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
its wild we are so ground down by cultural expectations that its seen as tacky to love yourself. if i was just to post 'I LOVE MYSELF I AM INCREDIBLE' i promise some folks would think 'get a load of this self obsessed buckaroo, what a jerk'. fortunately i dont care and I LOVE MYSELF I AM INCREDIBLE
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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volt @slaviiik.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
page 40 of INTERREGNUM, the fantasy crime webcomic i draw with @puzzwick.bsky.social is up: latest: interregnum.cfw.me/comics/39 start reading: interregnum.cfw.me/comics/1 read ahead on Patreon: patreon.com/slaviiik, starting at $1 a month! [ #webcomic #webcomics #comicoop ]
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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