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Bill

@zippygoose.social
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Software, Renewable energy, Airplanes. In that order.

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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 22/01/2026
"ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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Jean Henegan @jeanhenegan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Another great essay from Charlotte, with a kicker that I, a Cubs fan, laughed out loud at.
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 07/05/2025
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Sneak peak inside day one of the conclave
B-boy Jesus
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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Amateur Expert Opinions @amateurexpertop.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
$5000 is about TWO MONTHS of full-time daycare, btw
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I did an event in IN a few weeks ago where I said that on 1/6/21 Mike Pence saved the country (for now) by being one of very very few who stood by his principles under maximum threat.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I have wondered if the New York Times has been acting as handmaidens of fascism because the paper's leaders find it appealing, but now I'm wondering how many people with prominent positions there are just genuinely stupid.
New York Times saying Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl half time show focused on a rap beef "at the expense of a larger statement."
Samuel L. Jackson dressed as Uncle Sam, performing in the Super Bowl half time show.Kendrick Lamar performing at the Super Bowl half time show, standing in the center of an all Black groups of dancers in red, white, and blue, arranged like the American flag.Kendrick Lamar performing at the Super Bowl half time show, standing in the center of an all Black groups of dancers in red, white, and blue, arranged like an American flag that is splitting in the middle.
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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com · 28/01/2025
What's that? You wanted a complete reimplementation of the now defunct backend for your Zune? And you want it open source, cross platform, running on Linux in C#? Yes please github.com/ZuneDev/Zune...
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GitHub - ZuneDev/ZuneNetApi: Recreations of the original Zune web APIs
Recreations of the original Zune web APIs. Contribute to ZuneDev/ZuneNetApi development by creating an account on GitHub.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 24/01/2025
Democrats: How can we go viral? (a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face) Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 23/01/2025
Tokenized stocks & bonds, new forms of securities for the SEC to ignore, easier ways for VCs to exit, no way for the common man to earn extra money by investing in good businesses because what even is “good” or “business” They’re coming for the middle class and they’re telling you straight up
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This refers to "rank and file DOGE staff." Ok, I'll bite. Who are they? Where are they? What is their source of funding? Who pays their salaries? Is DOGE a government entity? Which Congressional committee has oversight? Is it a business? Registered in what state? Is it a nonprofit? Is it tax-exempt?
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are
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Tori @buildwithtori.com · 17/01/2025
We’re building the atproto TikTok and IT WORKS!! Spent the last 48 hours coding! 👇🏾check it out Follow along @skylight.social @reedharmeyer.bsky.social #atproto #atprotocol #tiktokban #skylight
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
i love the story about Elon lying about being good at a video game because it’s not the worst thing he’s done by a mile but it is maybe the most fundamentally pathetic
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Ciaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
An appropriate day to exhume this all-time great Tom Fishburne cartoon
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Meteorologists say the Los Angeles fires were caused by drought and gale-force winds. But a growing mass of X users suspect a different cause: DEI.
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 03/01/2025
It’s a fucked up media catch-22 If you do quality investigative journalism it’s expensive and the oligarchs just say you’re lying until they’ve disparaged a newspaper’s reputation enough so they can buy it Once they buy it, they systematically destroy it, and then they say legacy media is broken
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Julie K. Brown @jkbjournalist.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
A front page for the ages.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I would absolutely not want an AI diagnosing me or giving me therapy right now unsupervised, but I would definitely be interested to have a competent human doctor consult one about me and validate whether or not it maybe had some interesting insights.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 21/12/2024
me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
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Bill @zippygoose.social · 12/12/2024
Is this thing flipping me off? this thing is flipping me off.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/12/2024
Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
after nearly avoiding a deadly accident with my television I sit down in my eames lounge chair, rail a few lines of coke off the chrome and glass table side table and sit back, disturbing my clock, which plunges off the wall into my skull, killing me instantly
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 07/12/2024
To be clear, there is zero policy rationale for a crypto strategic reserve. If anything we should have a McRib Strategic Reserve.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/12/2024
CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod! ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 06/12/2024
"Hey, Ma'am. Yeah, had a good Friday on social. Yes, Ma'am. Tree video did very well and we got to tell Mike Masnick to lay off the CO. Heh. Yes, I think he'll listen this time. You too, Ma'am. Thanks, much."
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
The human body is incredible. Right now, if I so desired, I could do 15 percent of a backflip and wreck my shit right here on the sidewalk
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Bill @zippygoose.social · 06/12/2024
I have been on amazingly competent, kind, and empowering engineering teams, as well as toxic, self-serving, incompetent, and miserable engineering teams. All were at Amazon. It's a big place and spans the entire spectrum of great to awful.
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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Of all the founding fathers, Ben Franklin would immediately get this entire scenario
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Bill @zippygoose.social · 06/12/2024
In my brute force era. I am brute force-pilled. Going full bruceforcecore over here. I just completed "Guard Gallivant" - Day 6 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/6
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Day 6 - Advent of Code 2024
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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
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Bill @zippygoose.social · 06/12/2024
👈🏻 Salty
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It cannot be overstated that the United States is the richest nation ever to have existed in human history and people voted for this because they were upset asylum seekers from oppressive dictatorship got work permits during the lowest period of unemployment since the 1960s.
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Bill @zippygoose.social · 05/12/2024
We have no use for precision. We will shuffle the numbers until they comply. I just completed "Print Queue" - Day 5 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/5
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/12/2024
the contradiction of trump is that he is a party leader who is indifferent to the fate of his party and its interests. this is an asset in a general election and a huge disadvantage in governing
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/12/2024
that trump has real electoral juice does not make him some kind of master strategist. he was actively bad at being president the last time around and shows every indication of being even worse at it now
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Seriously. Just try, for one moment, to imagine Elizabeth Warren saying on tv “I promise I’ll stop drinking if you give me the treasury.” Or a woman of color saying it about literally any job
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
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Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
the atlantic or whoever is not looking to be reasoned with when it posts "we should give every child a gun" or some such. they are click piggies. if you find yourself saying "mr. the atlantic, sir, this is out of hand" you are playing right into their click piggie hands
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