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Joseph S.

@zenvulgarity.bsky.social
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Old law dude probably has bad opinions

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Anyway I'm not giving up my em-dashes. Fuck off.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/10/2026
*violent jerkoff motion*
AP push alert 
Supreme Court
“Justice Alito tells AP he's "not pleased" with harsh rhetoric aimed at the court, saying it undermines public trust.”
And then there’s a picture of Sam, who appears to have forgotten how to stand, in a library. His expression looks like he’s smelled something unpleasant or perhaps encountered one of his lessers—a woman, a homosexual, a person with melanin, a (((globalist))), etc.
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why the fuck are ps5 pros like 1500 dollars
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So idk how to react to people saying we adopted our kid as us being noble We just wanted a kid and couldn't do it naturally
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Kid peed so much it overflowed his diaper how
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Deadline @deadline.com · 25/07/2026
It was all knocks on Marvel at the 'Spaceballs: The New Ones' Panel at Comic-Con
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'Spaceballs: The New One' Parodies Marvel Panels at Comic-Con
It was all knocks on Marvel at the 'Spaceballs: The New Ones' Panel at Comic-Con
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This utter muppet of a conservative Canadian politician in New Brunswick forgot to remove the LLM text from his floor speech and read it out loud.
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
AI can never truly make art because AI is incapable of infidelity, pettiness, and cocaine use.
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Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i had to clip this from @patstaresat.bsky.social's stream 💀
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's amazing how much of a baby's unhappiness is "i really gotta fart"
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Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Someone please pay me to cover nothing but rural festivals I’m having THE TIME OF MY LIFE at the Elkhorn Rib Festival
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/07/2026
roberts et al have a mental model of racism as being defined entirely by the most atavistic mania of the jim crow south. if it isn’t that, if it wears suits and ties and speaks the language of national security and executive authority, then it not only doesn’t count, *it’s not racism*
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm sick kids sick dogs sick What a day
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
woman: you said you had netflix? me: this is much better
[l open a folder titled "movies" on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely] me: have you seen enter the void?
7:05 PM • 12/11/22 •
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Never have I been more sure of my AI beliefs lmao. Everyone who can't hack it anymore loves this shit. For the laziest amongst us
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/06/2026
every screen, pop-up or button i have to see after clicking "cancel subscription" and before i see "your subscription has been canceled" should cost the company ten million dollars
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/05/2026
related: this might be the nicest kitchen ive ever seen in a video game? like this is an actual kitchen, it's properly proportioned and equipped, it stopped me dead in my tracks to see it
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Did someone really wear a mask on Fox News?
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Perpetually Perplexed @perplexed.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
As an aficionado of snarky Blue Sky law-skeeters taking apart poor legal behavior, I certify this thread as Grade A snark concerning Grade A poor legal behavior.
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Marin K. Levy @marinklevy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is a drop everything moment . . .
nhpr.org
Late Supreme Court Justice David Souter’s Hopkinton home hits market with personal book collection
The late David Souter's home in Hopkinton is on the market for $1 million. The former U.S. Supreme Court Justice died in 2025. He was 85.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Have one fucking person who's worked in hospitality speak on this, just one. 86 means you're out of something back of the house, and at the bar it means your drunk ass needs to go home.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A US soldier used classified info to win $400K on Polymarket. Three congressional candidates were fined for betting on themselves. Meanwhile, Trump’s whole family is all in on prediction markets.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Remember when bat flips were frowned upon and how dumb that was for the sport
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Nicholas Weaver @ncweaver.skerry-tech.com · 23/04/2026
Reporters covering lawsuits or criminal indictments who don't link to the actual case should burn in hell, tormented by 1,000,000,000 devils.
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
So whats the ethics of posting baby pictures on the net these days asking as a new dad as of uhhhh four hours ago
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I have been waiting in the north shore for two weeks please baby come out so I can adopt you
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
4 months front of the house, 4 months back of the house, 4 months bar back and then we'll have a society
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
shockingly people are capable of simultaneously, 1. Hating their government 2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
As the world reels from the president's rant and threats of additional tariff chaos, I'd just like to remind the UK that they recently arrested someone who could probably bring down this entire house of cards with very little incentive.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/02/2026
windows 11 update: for the first time in my life, simply right clicking a file has a load time. unreal
a windows 11 menu showing "convert to adobe pdf", "ask copilot", and 4 more options that take time to load
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Suzi Hunter @thespherehunter.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I've known this guy my whole life
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Partner: Honey what are you playing Me: Oh, Mewgenics. P: What the fuck? What eugenics are you playing? Me: No it's cats. Meow. P: Me: Meow do you get ut? P: *An exasperated sigh*
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026
This is blackout poetry to me
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
So does any good discord alternative exist
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
34,000 signing up for this work AFTER seeing their fellow citizens gunned down by federal thugs in cold blood? I'm chugging whatever the opposite of doomerism is
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 29/01/2026
Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art. She never expected to slay. wapo.st/45BXc3S
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
cool. next ban the rest of it, everywhere
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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 15/01/2026
GWAR takes us to Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Club" in the latest episode of A.V. Undercover. Watch the full performance here: youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I
gwar performing Chappell roan's pink pony club on av undercover
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
lmao
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Thank god for @chrisgeidner.bsky.social and @gamersnexus.bsky.social actually giving me news in relevant areas of interest to me without trying to read tea leaves for takes. Just great journalism.
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Christmas floof
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🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The running theme between the Epstein story, banning trans healthcare for minors, religious homeschooling and the complaints about adult children estranging themselves is a fundamental American belief that children are property with no rights of their own
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Meet boba
A white shnoodle puppy asleep in a lap
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
if all the people who thought this way disappeared the world would be unequivocally better in every way
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/11/2025
this spread looks like what keenan ivory waynes would have made up for a sketch called “white thanksgiving”
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I love lasagna
A fesshly baked lasagnaA slice of lasagna, layers of bolognase, bevhemel, and mozzarella cheese oozing from the side just slightly
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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