Reposted by Bob Dole's Communist DoppelgangerThe Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social · 06/10/202610/6/26 27629
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I had an apartment one time where they changed the system over while I was at work and the thermostat was on AC, so when I got home it was 107 in my apartment. 000
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Headline: "Trump announces a new policy of support for breakfast nutrition programs" 031
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"While fleeing, the hit-and-run driver drove through a giant sheet of glass being carried by two workmen, then destroyed a fruit stand" 090
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Or maybe they stole a truck full of fertilizer. "Not viable explosives" is a weird little phrase that makes me think about fuel oil or ammonium nitrate, but not combined. 010
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026His grandfather was a billionaire oil tycoon involved in the Teapot Dome scandal: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_...en.wikipedia.orgEdward L. Doheny - Wikipedia 000
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Manicules: The Hands of Pointing 92449
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026(rummaging in nose bin) "We're just going to stick something on temporarily while your new nose grows out, a thing I assume happens" 010
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Maybe the surgery didn't go well and they had to resort to glue. 110
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Well, he's worth like $200 billion so if you asked the head of the team of people who handle his day-to-day affairs his address, the answer would probably be "which one?". Likewise, nobody probably ever calls him directly without being transferred by one of his people. Very relatable! 021
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is just Tesla all over again; professional investors have realized that the idiots are going to seize on every stupid little thing and change the price so now they're acting like idiots and making money doing it. 000
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The battle was mostly just one guy on top of that thing with a bunch of rocks. 020
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It always gives me a warm feeling to find that my delusions of adequacy are in fact only partial delusions. 020
Reposted by Bob Dole's Communist DoppelgangerRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/ 91121622104
Reposted by Bob Dole's Communist DoppelgangerChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got 31798681569
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Everybody knows you can't lead a man to eat horsewater, you can only make him drink the two horses in the bush. 1130
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Also "superintelligence" already has a meaning and it's a hypothetical aspirational future thing. This is like changing the name of "going to Hoboken" to "going to Mars" and thinking that means something. 010
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I just checked on my misfortune hexes, and while they're not gone they are indeed very clean. Thanks! 060
Reposted by Bob Dole's Communist DoppelgangerJason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comPirate Sabastian's Flag on a Misty SeaALT: Pirate Sabastian's Flag on a Misty Sea 011
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is true, but I'm surprised and slightly pleased he seems uninterested in the AI companies' "AI is so dangerous that you need to allow us to all collude despite antitrust law and also please outlaw all our competitors or everyone will die" proposal. Their bribe checks must have bounced. 000
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026He wrote several artistically brilliant novels early in his career but then the best part of him died in a freak accident and with outside help he remade himself into a much less compelling, much more popular author who has grown increasingly shitty and self-indulgent over the decades? 110
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Oh, you sweet legume-growing-conditions-ignorant child" 061
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What he really wanted was a big prosthetic forehead he could wear on his real head, but the light-up prosthetic arm was a close second. 120
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I love this sculpture because it looks like a three-dimensional manifestation of a four-dimensional sculpture of one of Kurt Vonnegut's drawings of an asshole. 110
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I assume they break them off a cocktail tree. 100
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Truly the most macho business donkey wrestler. 110
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026He's America's answer to Otm Shank. 010
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026People keep whining about mortality like it's some big problem, but the truth is nobody alive today has ever died, not even once. 020
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I found a cool number on the internet the other day, and it looks like it's used all over the place, even by vacation models on Tiktok. Apparently it's called "4". 030
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Though I will note and warn that the reason we're hearing so much about this from the people who actually did the thing is because this is part of a PR campaign on their part to get the Trump administration to ban self-hostable open-weights models, which are their competition. 110
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Yeah, the story here is not so much "new superintelligent AI can hack anything" but "LLM + parallelization + access to tools means anyone with relatively-modest resources can deploy the equivalent of a nation-state APT against any target". 150
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026How much take would a cat make hate if a cat take could hate make? 010
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That’s a pretty compelling pitch, though; real, non-ai readers may be pulsing with plenty of goo, but very little of it is eldritch. 000
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Having talked to a number of Canadians in my time, I prefer to render it as ‘aboat’, but it’s really about halfway between that and ‘about’. 170
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I think they just left off a zero. 000
Reposted by Bob Dole's Communist DoppelgangerSarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Are you aware of CAT YURTS catyurts.com 291130235
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Developing written language was a mistake. 020
Reposted by Bob Dole's Communist Doppelgangerlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/08/2026www.dpreview.com/news/the-90-... neatodpreview.comThe 90-year history of the binoculars bolted to scenic overlooks | DPReviewTower Optical's coin-operated binocular viewers have stood at American overlooks since the 1930s, built by a company almost nobody can name. For the first time, it's selling some of them off. 524731
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I will say the onions are nice, though - they're chopped up with the potatoes and fried with them. Scattered, smothered, covered is my order but I respect chunked enjoyers. There are several other options but we don't discuss those. 100
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I read some analysis the other day somewhere that noted that the world of malls has become k-shaped; there are dying malls (most of them) and thriving malls and almost nothing in between. 010
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