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Jason

@lordofallusions.bsky.social
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I’ll probably be live-posting a sport, posting a picture of food, or making some sort of pun.

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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Interesting article about how landlocked ATL gets quality sushi and how the airport has been a big reason why high-end sushi places have been springing up here, lately.
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How Atlanta's sushi chefs source fresh fish from Japan
Atlanta sushi chefs are regularly accessing premium fish from Japan thanks to sourcing by specialized fish market agencies and expanded flight routes offering overnight delivery. Three local chefs dis...
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This clip should be played in every rural Dem campaign for the next month. “Republicans believe being against Data Centers that drive up your electricity bills makes you a communist spy”
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The guy that had all those deranged ads of himself with “Paid for by U.S. Government” stamped on it air this weekend doesn’t seem to be all there?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sanfrisco Magee sounds like the name your shitty uncle calls every liberal politician.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shotgun runs on fourth and 1 deserve what they get.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
UGA’s defense was so appalled that OU would kick a FG there, they didn’t even try to block it.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People on the Florida sidelines getting excited about that punt placement was fun.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is Michigan/Iowa taking place during a solar eclipse?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In regards to that AllState commercial, if you lock me out in the cold because you think its good luck for your team, I’m chucking that chair through the glass door.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[goose meme]: who caused the emergency, Jeff?!
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well someone is going to be upset with this.
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Tim Curry Says SPACE!
ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At the farmers market today: Fully kitted out Spider-Man Guy wearing a signed OJ Simpson USC jersey
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you bring avocado toast to a job interview, you’ll never be able to afford a house.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There sure are a lot of politics happening in sports right now that the “Keep politics out of sports” crowd don’t seem to be complaining about. Wonder what the difference is?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re gonna make WeWork jealous with how big of an IPO they fumbled.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Consequences will never be the same”
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not even active thunderstorms will stop the suburban leaf blowers mating call.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s today!
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Pirate Sabastian's Flag on a Misty Sea
ALT: Pirate Sabastian's Flag on a Misty Sea
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Glad I waited and didn’t buy Sunday Ticket.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just couldn’t let me enjoy the weekend, huh, football gods?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Hanging around like a bad penny”
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Biff Tannen: Make Like A Tree - Back To The Future
ALT: Biff Tannen: Make Like A Tree - Back To The Future
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everything thing they touch turns to shit
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s about right
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s not UK giving up this TD that’s going to spiral me, it’s the next one that comes with like 3 minutes coming off the clock.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me watching Kentucky right now
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Ricky Bobby: I'm Not Sure What To Do With My Hands
ALT: Ricky Bobby: I'm Not Sure What To Do With My Hands
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kentucky
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Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
ALT: Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That might be the worst loss I’ve ever seen in that NC State game.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shotgun on 4th and inches will always puzzle me.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When this eventually is all revealed to be a scam to drain money from suckers, will all the journalists that served as a defacto marketing arm also be part of the lawsuit? Or will they get by with reporting about its “controversy” instead of it not being real or viable?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is exactly what it is. I feel like this is all some sort of marketing to convince us this stuff is more powerful than it is. If you give ANY application access to everything, you open the door to problems. Proper exclusive permissions have always been part of implementation.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m guessing another tantrum is about to start.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Starting to see local businesses call out the use of gross A.I. versions of food on posters. Hopefully that pushback grows.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who could’ve seen prompting the desperate and discouraged to attempt to make a bunch of money by relying on performances of easily accessible public figures would go poorly?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NFC North handing out scorgamis today
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never take points off the board.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So how’s that Caleb Williams completion percentage?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ohio State coward balled their way to the loss.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s like getting fired as a football coach because they found out you used to play football.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Welp, let’s see how Ted Cruz messes up this possession.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ted Cruz curse is full on happening.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A hallmark of the Stoops era at UK was giving up points right before the half (and also unsportsmanlike penalties at the worst times). To watch them not give up points, but also be the ones scoring is something i forgot we could do.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ahem…ball don’t lie. UKvALA
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oklahoma State could easily be up 28-0 now.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you ever wanted to know what the Ga Tech/Cumberland 222-0 game looked like, UGA/WKU is trying to give you that.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Officials are having a foreboding amount of screen time for the Michigan game.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh look, Fox is using A.I. to make sports graphics. What a surprise.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
College football multiview time
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MAGAFee pretty much ended my desire to watch Gameday. This further solidifies my decision.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The almost certain grift that has been going on with the attempt to get the NHL up here to Atlanta ‘burbs needs to be really looked into.
espn.com
NHL in talks with third group about interest in adding expansion team in Atlanta
The NHL is in talks with a third group seeking to bring an expansion team to Atlanta, deputy commissioner Bill Daly told ESPN on Wednesday.
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