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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 4h

I saw someone earlier who I am convinced I follow on Instagram, but I dont know what the protocol is. Do they like it when people go up to them and say 'hello, I follow you, love your work' Saying that, someone did that to me once from Twitter days and we're now great pals

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 14h

People like this can never naturally enjoy anything, ever

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Usual train is four carriages rather than eight. Expecting some glorious #movedown bants.

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Looking like it's not too far from breaking out my chunky knitwear cardigan

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Peter Kay Turn

ALT: Peter Kay Turn

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Making my spag bol as it's sunday dinner time Cook diced chorizo Add onion, red pepper and carrot Add mince and garlic Add chopped tomatoes with beef stock, red wine vinegar, pepper, celery salt, oregano and fresh basil Spaghetti cooked in veg stock It's divine #CookWithCock

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Off down the park with my son to practice spin passing a rugby ball

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Looking forward to Christmas when this episide of Strictly might have finished by then

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is as pathetic as 'well, they didnt actually say they were going to give £350 million to the NHS...'

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Random memory of someone on Shitter once complaining about people who get engaged on Christmas day. Imagine waking up and thinking 'yep, that's what's vexed me today'

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sitting there, doom scrolling, having a pint. Suddenly get two fingers in my armpits and "hello darlin'" whispered in my ear Leapt out my seat One of the school mums So I'm now on the piss with mums. This is great

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As a man who brings his children to the pub, but makes sure they sit still, behave, and bother no-one, I'm thinking very fucking dim thoughts of the group guffawing and sinking wine whilst their kid rides a scooter IN THE PUB It's not cute, it's a disaster waiting to happen

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Going for a swift pint with myself. Might chat me up.

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have to go into the office tomorrow First time I've done a five day week in office since 2020

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I can add 'my son's electric toothbrush that was charging on my bedside table suddenly turning on at 1:30am' as an event that nearly made my soul leave my body

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's my son's birthday today. 12 years old. His last year of being a 'child', as it were. I couldn't be prouder of the lad and all he has become, and all he has achieved, but day by day I see the daft little lad slowly turning more and more into a man. I'm really going to miss these days

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm a few ciders down so I might give it some minge

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

BBQ done, had a great day, now some me time. Cheers folks, stay beautiful x

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Everyone's A Wally A game where you just need to do relatively mundane tasks, but five playable characters, and a baby that can kill you. Superb stuff

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hosting a BBQ today. Any excuse to get my gear out

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm currently having an unplanned pub session and I couldn't be happier

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Airdale & I 50 Shades of Greyhound The Dogfather Pup Friction A-pup-on-my-lips Now (On) Heat Fucking Abnormal Activity There Will Be Bloodhounds

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Asides from going to the shops to buy stuff for a BBQ tomorrow, I have bugger all to do today and frankly, that tiddles my wink

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My son told me he's made the rugby team Excellent 'Yeah, first game is next Saturday at 8:10'

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So a question in the leadership session was 'who around you would you trust to lead you through the apocalypse' I got the most votes, because apparently I'm unflappable, 'burly' and 'look like i could live in a forest', so a scruffy sod

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've got 'Leadership Training' today, and if 'lunge deep, thrust often and #throb hard' is not a part of it, they can get to soddery

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just finished the latest Reacher. It's a daft old pile of fun, isn't it

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

'Ai is coming for our jobs' *insert Thor "is it though?" GIF here*

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm definitely at that stage in life where I utter a word of a closing sentence or make a facial expression directly related to the fictional conversation I'm having in my head

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Facebook has suddenly decided I want to see loads of posts by fully grown adults crying and shitting their pants about the fourth plinth statue

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Going for some boozes around TVs Soho if anyone fancies someaccidental but clearly intentional frottage followed by a good weep.

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Can someone convince these gullible coffin-dodgers that their boilers are programmed to kill them in winter, so they'd better smash them up

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I didn't make the quiz because of work. I sat at home, there was a knock at the door. My neighbour. 'Come with me, I need help' Sure. Get me shoes on. The 'help' was that he opened a bottle of whisky. I love where I live

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

At least when people say things like this it helps with finding out they're odious cunts far more effectively

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Going to a parent's quiz night at my son's new school that is 'guaranteed fun'

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The absolute state of this pile of turd Thankfully, most people in the comments are calling it out for the horse shit it is, but there's always a few

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

'For the last time, it's YMCA, not MDMA...'

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This explains all those numerous daily deaths we read about that are attributed to toilet fecal plumage

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Both chuckling and despairing at FB posts demanding the RNLI get 'arrested' and face a military tribunal, for some reason. People are so easily confused

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

A friend told me that her mum was very impressed with me for looking after my own children on my own for three days

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Just went the the shops and bought a Blu-Ray like it's 2007 all over again

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sunday calls for Ruxpin's Pizza. 24 hours fridge proofing, dough went to about 3x size We have: Son - ham, pepperoni and onion Daughter - reverse layered pepperoni and olive Me - pepperoni, chorizo, pepper, onion and jalapeños Bloody smashing

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I had a chat with someone recently that I'm still baffled about. They were lamenting about how badly behaved their daughter is, who is about 7. They then said 'I don't know what to do. She's just so used to getting everything she wants' Erm... How about saying 'no' every now and again?

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Found this lad by my dishwasher. Male noble false widow?

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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm watching a 2011 horror called Inbred and it's terrible. Would be good if watched with a group of you and you're all pissed

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