Reposted by zellishAndrew R @excelpope.net · 12hSexually transmitted diarrhoea is dreadful, you don’t know if you’re coming or going. 3294
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 8hPhew! Thank God, or the other kids would’ve kicked your butt. 100
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 8hHow are you going to hang from the monkey bars?static.klipy.comKids Spinning on Playground Bar FailAlt: Kids Spinning on Playground Bar Fail 200
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 15hI just generally feel like this when I wake up. Just work in general. 😂 010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m only using songs in my phone, so I’m going with: Prawn a Crustacean youtu.be/QxM42rG0a08?...youtu.beJames - Born Of FrustrationYouTube video by JamesVEVO 080
Reposted by zellishKevmarmol @kevmarmol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have found a new hero metro.co.uk/2026/10/07/w...metro.co.ukWoman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’ 1153
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Taylor lives near me these days. By all accounts he’s a bit of an arrogant prick. Does the whole, ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ bollocks. I was more of a Nick person myself. 120
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Haha. I had the same issue with chocolate. I mean, when I call it an ‘issue’, I’m lying. 110
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I can’t even have decaf tea. I can have milk chocolate though, so that’s a bonus! 010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Urgh. The palps are the worst. I can’t even tolerate decaf because it still contains some caffeine. Can you? I miss lattes. 😩 110
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Here you go @gavgordontogo.bsky.social A Scottish song for a Scottish ginger. youtu.be/Y3ixEzKA4k0?...youtu.bePrimal Scream - Loaded (Official Video)YouTube video by PrimalScreamVEVO 120
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Genuinely makes my head spin and then my legs turn to jelly. I have to go to bed. Takes me 24 hours to recover. I’ve been like that for 20 years and I’m still fucking angry about it. 😂 110
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh and I actually have to talk to people, which makes it worse. 290
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Have to go into the office today, so of course I woke up at 4am. CFS and a caffeine intolerance is going to make this a buttcrack of a day. 5140
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Urgh. The white is never ending when painting over something dark. 100
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They forgot TNT. Fucker costs me £34.99 a month so I can watch bike races. 000
Reposted by zellishRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026is it racist to say human resources 1031149
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Black cherry and Nutella gelato. I had both in Bardolino and I could happily have eaten myself to death. 110