Sign in

zellish

@zellishrows.bsky.social
747 followers 558 following 16K posts

Here for the laughs not the misery. Bit of a twat. Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by zellish
Andrew R @excelpope.net · 12h
Sexually transmitted diarrhoea is dreadful, you don’t know if you’re coming or going.
3294
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 8h
👏👏
000
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 8h
Phew! Thank God, or the other kids would’ve kicked your butt.
100
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 8h
How are you going to hang from the monkey bars?
static.klipy.com
Kids Spinning on Playground Bar Fail
Alt: Kids Spinning on Playground Bar Fail
200
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 8h
Haha. Thanks!
010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 15h
Exactly the same!
000
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 15h
I just generally feel like this when I wake up. Just work in general. 😂
010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 15h
Not big enough.
110
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 15h
Haha
000
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh for fuck’s sake.
320
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m only using songs in my phone, so I’m going with: Prawn a Crustacean youtu.be/QxM42rG0a08?...
youtu.be
James - Born Of Frustration
YouTube video by JamesVEVO
080
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morning!
110
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Agreed.
010
Reposted by zellish
Kevmarmol @kevmarmol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have found a new hero metro.co.uk/2026/10/07/w...
metro.co.uk
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
1153
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good.
010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Taylor lives near me these days. By all accounts he’s a bit of an arrogant prick. Does the whole, ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ bollocks. I was more of a Nick person myself.
120
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Haha. I had the same issue with chocolate. I mean, when I call it an ‘issue’, I’m lying.
110
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have now! Hope you do too.
110
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can’t even have decaf tea. I can have milk chocolate though, so that’s a bonus!
010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s a good one.
010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love that.
010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Urgh. The palps are the worst. I can’t even tolerate decaf because it still contains some caffeine. Can you? I miss lattes. 😩
110
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Erm…I don’t tell you how much time it took. 😂
020
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here you go @gavgordontogo.bsky.social A Scottish song for a Scottish ginger. youtu.be/Y3ixEzKA4k0?...
youtu.be
Primal Scream - Loaded (Official Video)
YouTube video by PrimalScreamVEVO
120
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aww you guys!
120
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oooo I might try this. 😂
010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hahaha. This is so true.
020
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You did the right thing.
010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😂😂
000
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Genuinely makes my head spin and then my legs turn to jelly. I have to go to bed. Takes me 24 hours to recover. I’ve been like that for 20 years and I’m still fucking angry about it. 😂
110
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly! That’s why I decided to stay up.
010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, fewer people, more animals.
120
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was quite proud of that one.
120
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks! I survived.
010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m on board with this too.
020
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh no!!
010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh and I actually have to talk to people, which makes it worse.
290
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Urgh. It’ll no doubt take at least 4. 😩
100
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have to go into the office today, so of course I woke up at 4am. CFS and a caffeine intolerance is going to make this a buttcrack of a day.
5140
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Urgh. The white is never ending when painting over something dark.
100
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They forgot TNT. Fucker costs me £34.99 a month so I can watch bike races.
000
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same
110
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn! I didn’t see the bum wiping one.
110
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very nice. I love a bit of black cherry, me.
000
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂😂
000
Reposted by zellish
Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is it racist to say human resources
1031149
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Black cherry and Nutella gelato. I had both in Bardolino and I could happily have eaten myself to death.
110
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hahaha. How did I miss this one?
010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂😂
010
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haha. Why, thank you.
110