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Ben

@safers.bsky.social
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Bit of a rotter, will work for food. Owns way too many shoes. He/him (fe/ei 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ) I try to be a good ally Tell your cat I said hi. (Previously known as @safeasfuck)

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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 12h
I’ve proper howled laughing at this for about an hour. Every time I think I’m over it, I think of it agsinn& it sets me off @theednawatkins.bsky.social
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SHUT UP CELIA YOU SEXIST FUCKING WINDBAG #apocalypse
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wahey! Got my first Julie
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I appreciate it’s a massively boomer thing to still iron clothes in the year of our lord 2026 but if it means I can lock myself in the spare room for 90 mins in peace & watch whatever action film I can find on TV then you’d getter believe the clothes in the Safe household are some proper flat items
A view of our spare room. In the foreground is a red & white striped ironing board with an iron resting on it. In the background a double bed with a grey marl duvet cover & an oak dresser with a TV on top of it. The TV is angled to provide the best view from the ironing board and is currently showing the end credits of a particularly trashy action film
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Newest Super Group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! #DaveMatthews #DaveGrohl #FooFighters
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just been to see The Long Ryders in an old church with my oldest & best mate (who almost certainly introduced me to this song 30+ years ago). So that was nice youtu.be/0saf-DKQoM8
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The Long Ryders - Looking for Lewis and Clark
YouTube video by Tom Stevens
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The spare room in our house has been named in honour of this man
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve known everyone on the attached list for over 20 years. Some of them I’ve still not met in person. These are just the ones on Bluesky, there’s a whole lot of others who haven’t joined here. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Catherine Zeta jones on tv. She is the most Swansea woman ever to Swansea. Like ever
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m reaching “punch some cunt in the throat” levels of frustration here Why do people assume I can read their minds? Them: can I have another copy of that report you sent, but with X,Y and Z added? Me:which report, can you send me what you’re referring to so I know which of the 200+ reports I
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sand Dan Glokta from the First Law Trilogy
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This working from home lark though…..ooh I’ve grafted today!
11 identical 2-person portions of bolognaise sauce in rectangular plastic freezer tubs
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cypress Jill
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taken a few days offline & returned to find everyone’s fucking livid about country music. wtf?
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lollz blocked some yank aniut a week ago for basically being a yank. Found out today they’ve added me to a total of 3 word-salady titled lists. Angry much?
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morning Taff
A swan on a wide, slow flowing section of the river Taff. (Western avenue bridge if you know Cardiff) The river is lined with mature deciduous trees
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seriously….the world is burning, racists are taking over the UK streets, Trump is about to declare himself a dictator, AI is threatening to wipe humanity off the planet But what story does the BBC news at 10 lead with? Shock, horror! A fucking football team might go bust
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I Don't Give a Fuck 3D Logo Animation
ALT: I Don't Give a Fuck 3D Logo Animation
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My kid has just been invited to one of his friends dogs birthday parties. That’ll be a resounding “please fuck off” from me
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Being aggressively advertised a “social media is bad m’kay” article by Caitlin Moran is likely to be the final straw that sees me delete Facebook forever God I fucking detest that woman As someone succinctly put it “Former pile-on enthusiast discovers pile-ons are bad”
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Punk as fuck” I whisper to myself as I turn the “on the turn” strawberries into a compote, with Dead Pioneers playing in the background
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every time, THISSSSSSSSS! youtu.be/5PaUTnk9k9Y
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Star Trek Beyond (2016) - Sabotage Scene (8/10) | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
2 cannibals eating a clown. One turns to the other & says “this taste funny to you?”
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wednesdays are cafe days for me & the kid. long story but it’s a tradition we both enjoy so we stick with it Cafe at the bottom of our road is a dog friendly/dog themed place (a Coffi Lab for anyone S.Wales based) This was his babycino this morning. ITS A PAW-PRINT!!😍
A tiny white cup filled with frothed milk. Chocolate has been sprinkled on top to form the pattern of a dogs paw
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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I'm A Bit Of A Piddington | Top Gear
YouTube video by thecomputerdude24 TV & Movie Clips
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not seen unity like this on the timeline for while. Glad to see we can all come together and laugh at Ed Sheeran eating shit for being a cunt.
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Absolutely fucking *loving* Ed Sheeran & a pile of Zionist chucklefucks coming up against a load of Irish lads giving it “yeah, naaah. Y’all not familiar with our history ffs?”
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Nicola Miller @nicmiller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Agreed
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Anyone else watching #apocalypse on C4 tonight?
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
26 years ago today 2 welsh idiots stumbled into the Little White Wedding Chapel on Las Vegas Boulevard & said “erm…will you marry us” The rest is…not quite history…more a series of amusing and unlikely stories ❤️
The Las Vegas little white wedding chapel sign
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
An actual photo of me in the 80s, no AI required
A blurry photo taken in the 80s of a skinny youth (me!) in a leather jacket, black jeans and a cheesecloth shirt
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nan’s gonna cum
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tremendous! Just spotted Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid on BBC2 so popped it in just as the “raindrops keep falling on my head” scene was starting That took me right back about 40 years instantly
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
10 places on the planet that you know very, very well Las Vegas Dundee Valencia Perth WA Alicante Odessa The upper Rhondda Fach (Tylorstown & beyond, incl. Penrhys & Llanwonno) Copenhagen Cardiff The Wirral circa 1991
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tried on my jeans last night for the first time since approx May. Disappointingly they’ve “shrunk” again. I looked like a genie emerging from his lamp
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That NatWest advert that ripped off The Littlest Hobo & the cartoon dog had a clearly visible anus
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bit of a “first world problems” but why are people so cunty? We’ve (reluctantly) taken our kid to football at TEN AM every Saturday throughout July & half of August. The dude running it has bombarded the WhatsApp group about signing up (and paying obvs) for the autumn term Got a message
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
IVE JUST STEPPED IN CAT SHIT BAREFOOT!!!!!!!! Gonna need my whole leg amputated I think
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
29 years since me & Mrs Safe were butthurt there was no Hollyoaks omnibus to sit having a whitey in front of
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Good luck to all the teachers having their last hurrah of the summer holidays this weekend
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Wine Drinking
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@theednawatkins.bsky.social @marvth3martian.bsky.social @terryleopard.bsky.social @stopfordianneil.bsky.social Sorry lads #therules
A princess from shrek fleshlight
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Black Crowes Cypress Hill Faith No More The Spice Girls Utah Saints Mötley Crüe Nirvana Ministry Jah Wobble Rage Against the Machine (Ask me again in 10 minutes & id prob give a different 10)
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Some utter cunt I am acquainted with is posting all over Facebook about how she saw Fontaines DC when they played a 200 capacity dive bar & she’ll never get to see them live again & how odd it is to see songs she loves played on such a big scale & blah blah I fucking loathe gatekeepers
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy birthday @marvth3martian.bsky.social you absolutely gorgeous bastard x
A sylvanian families meme with a squirrel saying “right then, pot noodle & a wank”
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just taken the boy swimming. THERE WAS A CODE BROWN ON THE KIDS SLIDE!!!
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Billy Fish, the Ghurka from The Man Who Would be King
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just had to nope out at “coat of many colours”. Just typing it is making me well up #dollyattheBBC
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Foxton will never go bald! His hair looks like a raven #totp
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Ben @safers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That’s some bold as fuck outfits! #totp
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