iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you are so extraordinarily stupid that you fall for a standard Republican trans panic ruse, I cannot trust you to represent me in office. This is like media literacy 101. Your colleagues are going to run circles around you. Dupe you into anything. I'd be safer running and representing myself.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026

sure, everything on earth sucks fucking shit but on the bright side at least i’m not mentally tough enough to handle any of it

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Zach @zdfithian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I know anybody who follows me knows this but this is not what happened.

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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think about this paragraph a lot.

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Ellen Clair Lamb @eclamb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's World Suicide Prevention Day. I'm so glad you decided to stick around Look what you found Look at all the beautiful things you found youtu.be/VkA_hQfQdHs?...

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Please tell your friends about Swan Boy and also show it to them

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped

Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny

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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026

they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish

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Jesse Dougherty @jessedougherty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

For Esquire, I wrote about losing a dream job earlier this year in the same month our daughter arrived. About the fear and anxiety of it all. And about the clarity on the other side: www.esquire.com/lifestyle/mo...

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What I Learned from Losing My Dream Job at the Worst Possible Moment

Becoming unemployed just two weeks before becoming a father was a nightmare. Until it helped me wake up.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Lincoln! In The Bardo

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yeti of dyatlov pass @clairetherese.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

And because it's extra adorable in context - Chicxulub is a small, remote seaside village on the Yucatán and the crater site went unmarked until local elementary school children decided to design a monument for it.

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Mike Elias turn on your location I just want to talk

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 25/07/2026

Vladimir and Estragon waiting with increasing desperation for the Vengabus

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The only thing inevitable about AI is its failure I would love to put on a cap & gown and give this one-sentence speech to hundreds of CEOs

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 16/07/2026

I think one reason data center outrage is so pronounced is people spent decades recycling and composting and otherwise scrimping to offset energy use and protect clean water, and the second we hit an inflection point for cheap electricity the banking industry said we’re taking all of it, fuck you

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

“I’ll pass on the salad and just have those fries. I’m trying to eat healthy.” - instant hall of fame dad joke thanks to cyclospora

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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 15/07/2026

If I hear someone say “meeting in Bronx” I will kick them in nuts

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Some newcomers in the city say they are meeting in Bronx, or living in East Village.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I’ve never seen a Home Run Derby ending that made me laugh before.

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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 23/06/2026

Just sharing this again at a time of what's happening in Australia. In Event Horizon Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform remove the Union Flag from the corner & for it to be replaced with the Aboriginal flag, the way he thought it should look in 2047

Sam Neill in the movie Event Horizon.
Wearing a flag patch that has the Australian flag but thr union jack is removed to have the Aboriginal flag in its place

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

i’m sorry but ‘literally died of hard heartedness’ is the most hack writing yet in an already weak season

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Also rest in piss Lindsey Graham. A worm's life. You will not be mourned by even your allies and didn't even merit a full post, just a reply to a patreon link.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

RIP bonnie tyler. lotta folks tonight are gonna learn the extent to which 'total eclipse of the heart' is outside their karaoke range

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/07/2026

It’s New Foods Day for the Minnesota State Fair and this, to me, is the promise of America www.mnstatefair.org/new/food

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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I never had a teacher believe in me like this.

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 06/07/2026

American anti-communism has never been anything except fascism trying to wear Vaclav Havel's skin as a suit

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Zach @zdfithian.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Perišić giving the over-35s of the world some hope

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Wil Eelsing @wileelsing.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Bethan's Rock is a small grey stone on display at Poole Museum in Poole, England. It was donated to the museum in 2019 by a five-year-old girl named Bethan, and it has since attracted significant attention on social media and become the museum's most famous object. - Wikipedia

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Chris B @cjosephbea.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

my opinion on the Supreme Court likely violates Bluesky's terms of service

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 30/06/2026

As called on TV Trece in Paraguay:

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Zach @zdfithian.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Eisenberg's or S&P Lunch or whatever they're calling it now, on 5th, has this sandwich and it really is spectacular.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Smurfs are cute but I bet if you live in Australia you get used to seeing them get hit by cars

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Free DC @freedcproject.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

U.S. Park Police killed someone today in a high-speed chase near Woodley Park. DC leaders prohibited these chases — but last year, Congress overturned DC’s law as part of this regime’s psychotic desire to hunt people. DC leaders know what DC communities need. When Congress interferes, people die.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

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David Reid @licklepuma.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Absolute scenes at the fan park in Lisbon when they equalised

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/06/2026

my mayor... dsa endorsed? my bagels.. uhh pretty mid...? nope never mind,, cut this bit. cut it

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

It is absolutely fitting that Trump briefly disturbed the excellent energy in NYC to watch the Knicks lose for the first/only time in six weeks, and then retreated to stage a fistfight on his lawn where he's paying the winner in electricity.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

My crankiest old man take is that referring to all art/entertainment/journalism/criticism/comedy/advertising as “content” helped pave the way for broad-ish acceptance of AI slop.

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arseblog @arseblog.com · 30/05/2026

💔 Love these boys though

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