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proplayer de paciência windows @yuccalucca.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
giant red panda at @fursmeet.bsky.social !!!!
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Van do Halen - #cadeiaparaBolsonaro @vandohalen.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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kat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
1993 warnings
(BEWARE the file is 16MB!!)
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
wont you take me
simple line drawing of momo in his car looking happy. a roadsign says 'funky town' with an arrow to where he is going. Theres some clouds in the air but the drawing is very minimal
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 27/05/2025
I support my gay little turtle squirrel
Picture of a Squirtle with text "Come out, Squirtle" and Squirtle looking at a rainbow saying "Wow! I'm so glad I came out!"
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amuro ray com saudade da roça @moara.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
A imagem contém quatro quadros, cada um representando uma etapa de uma progressão do molho de tomate. Em cada quadro, há uma imagem principal à esquerda e uma legenda à direita, numeradas como "Stage One" até "Stage Four."

No primeiro quadro, uma foto de um molho de tomate caseiro com uns tomates de verdade ao lado. A legenda: "Stage One: Initially, the sign (image or representation) is a reflection of basic reality."

No segundo quadro, duas embalagens, uma de molho de tomate pronto em saquinho e uma lata de extrato de tomate elefante. A legenda: "Stage Two: The sign masks a basic reality. The image becomes a distortion of reality."

No terceiro quadro, foto de embalagem de Ketchup Heinz. "Stage Three: The sign marks the absence of basic reality. The image calls into question what the reality is and if it even exists."

O último quadro foto de sachê escrito MOLHO SABOR KETCHUP. "Stage Four: The sign bears no relation to any reality whatsoever; it is its own pure simulacrum."
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Marie Declercq @vieneinpace.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Acho que se eu pudesse resumir a falência completa da alma seria através desse print: Portal Leo Dias Site de Bets Canal aberto com milhares de pessoas para "falar da vida alheia"
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Laerte @laertecoutinho.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
cartum de 2013 - saiu na Folha @folha.com
Cartum em 4 tempos. 
1) Um homem está parado frente a um guichê, com alguns papéis na mão. Ele diz: “Quero virar um guichê” - o guichê pergunta: “Trouxe os papéis?”
2) O homem entrega os papéis e diz: “Aqui” - o guichê diz: “Deixa eu verificar”.
3) Homem parado em frente ao guichê, que fala: “Tudo certo. Pode virar”.
4) Agora são dois guichês, iguais, um de frente pro outro. O guichê que era o homem pergunta: “E agora?” - o guichê anterior diz: “Só aguardar”.
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Star Wars is 47 today. So here’s a classic of mine on celebration, where R2 plays the ABBA hologram for Obi Wan.
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Ventilador no 3™ ≛≣ @fannvevo.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Pele macia, iCarly de caju... 🎶🎶
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 21/05/2025
Today I discovered that people have been uploading old stock photo CD-ROMs to the Internet Archive and now I'm obsessed with the mid-'90s business-core aesthetic.
A stock photo of two people doing business on a staircase.Two dudes standing around a watercooler, presumably having a 'watercooler conversation' about last night's Seinfeld or whatever.A woman reclining in a chair in a business suit with her shoes off.A guy in a suit on a city street doing some damn business on a cell phone. The business never stops!!!!!
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Happy 20th to the single greatest frame in movie history
Scene transition from Threepio being memory wiped to Padme’s funeral in Revenge of the Sith
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/05/2025
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
TIL that after the shooting death of CEO Brian Thompson UnitedHealthcare approved many life-saving medical procedures it has been holding out on because of sudden internal panic and public scrutiny. So, Luigi (innocent until proven guilty) probably saved more lives than he took.
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Out of Context Pokémon @oocpokemonofficial.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
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oleha da bruise @patodeborracha.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
não tô vendendo sem autorização não. ao contrário dos outros que tão vendendo sem autorização, eu sou apenas um vendedor autorizado cuja autorização ainda não aconteceu. mas vai acontecer se eu continuar vendendo, porque se não autorizarem vai pegar mal pros donos da marca, e não pra mim, o errado.
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amuro ray com saudade da roça @moara.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
dei play em Hannibal e passando mal lembrando disso
Tweet by @villainoxs from 4/21/23 at 1:40 PM

HANNIBAL: in traditional yaoi, the seme is the one who gives. He cares for his uke, provides for him and fulfills him. Tell me, Will.
Would you be a seme... Or a uke?
WILL: it seems like you have my role in your head already
JACK: great potatoes tonight,
Doctor Lecter
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Dr Chris Noone @chris-noone.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Just out! Our peer-reviewed critique of the Cass Review has been published by BMC Medical Research Methodology. Please read and share. We show that the Cass Review is fatally flawed and should not be the basis for policy or practice in transgender healthcare. link.springer.com/article/10.1...
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a
laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The new Pope walks by wearing a mitre with the words JOHN WAYNE GACY on it. A nearby cardinal says "there goes the Holy Father, Chicago always in his heart."
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Uh oh…Mars just imposed a tariff on moms…
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Pedro Miranda Filho @pedromirfilho.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
eu sou OBCECADO pela existência dessa água mineral "premium" que, na tentativa de fazer uma garrafa luxuosa criaram um produto com a aparência de um galão de 20 litros de mijo
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logan roy na fila do sus @bruchadeblair.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
que foi amor? vc mal tocou no seu sorvete sabor autismo
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Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Art.
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Manfredovski @manfredovski.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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magdiel @137magdiel.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Apparently Adobe popped to Bluesky like a flower in Spring. And then ended like that.
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ZenithVal @zenithval.com · 10/04/2025
Bad AAPL
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Bruna: O Rabo Assassino @belzebrub.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
zé do gás (zeitgeist)
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Hina ⛩️ @rasenkaikyo.etheirys.social · 08/04/2025
adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity
Adobe.com posted:
👋 Hey, we're Adobe!
We're here to connect with the artists, designers, and storytellers who bring ideas to life.
What's fueling your creativity right now? 🎨 Drop a reply, tag a creator or share your latest work -- we'd love to see what inspires you!

* it is worth noting that they had 1.6k replies, 1k reposts including quotes, but only 50 likes.

Sena Bryer replied:
Not you. take CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

* having out-liked/ratioed Adobe with 884 likes as of the screencap.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
It wasn’t so bad when the smart woke people were running shit now was it
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/04/2025
“i voted for him because i didn’t think he would do what he said he’d do”
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Absolutely tired of the psychodrama of one country being the problem of the entire planet.
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HQ Sem Roteiro @hqsemroteiro.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
"Lula empata com Bolsonaro e vence demais candidatos em cenários de 2º turno em 2026." Joia. Tomando por base que Bolsonaro Elegível é um personagem fictício, gostaria de saber sobre os seguintes cenários: - Lula X Sauron - Lula X Peppa Pig - Lula X 2ª Evolução do Freeza - Lula X Neymar Hipotético
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/04/2025
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John Chen @johnchen.com.au · 29/03/2025
hear hear
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〚Ẋ〛 @projectendo.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
🎤
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 26/03/2025
im creating a think tank for tankies called tank tank
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Camarote da República @camarotedacpi.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Xandão fala sem titubear, sem respirar, sem gaguejar. Sua voz toma o Plenário com força e reverberação, olhando de soslaio por cima dos óculos inexistentes como um professor dando sermão em uma classe bagunceira. Ele olha para todos os ministros, gesticula com as mãos, careca brilhando
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Marcelo Monteiro @mrclmonteiro.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
parabéns porto alegre pelos 253 anos que você faria se tivesse viva 👏👏👏
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 24/03/2025
We're watching the show "Adolescence" with the boys. (Oof. It's a lot.) At the end of the last episode, Mrs. Volts turned to the 19yo and said, "you're on the internet a lot. You don't hate women, do you?" His reply: "Big fan. Easily a top five gender."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/03/2025
this might be the funniest message you could have leaked due to poor OPSEC
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explodindo @remuly.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Não aguento mais a cultura woke (estou acordado
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