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@yramk.bsky.social
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Lucille Bluth in Arrested Development when she said “You let him go in the sun?!” but it’s edited so she’s saying “You let them go behind the moon?!”
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
I doubt anyone cares much whether or not democrats shun Hasan what I think people care about is why the hell, in this moment in time, would that be anywhere near the top of any democrat’s list of priorities
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i think pretty much constantly about the scene in seven samurai where the villagers are eating millet because they need to save the beautiful delicious white rice for the samurai they want to hire. then i eat white rice and i feel like a king and i also feel a very great and deep sadness
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
the picture of the stuffed animal sticking out of the glove compartment just inches away from the blood spattered dashboard is gonna be one of those images that haunts me forever. even when your whole job is looking at the horrors on purpose and you get good at forgetting, some things are seared in.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
im learning more every day
a picture of wine being poured into a glass, in a vineyard. subtitle: "This wine is blue"three wineglasses filled with blue wine

subtitle: It's called Gik
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•pisspumpkin• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
torontogically speaking
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Baseball is an evil game
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 02/11/2025
HAHAHAHA we’re doing everything let’s gooooooo
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Trump won’t stop posting about the bathroom!
A collage of multiple social media posts from Donald J. Trump’s account showing the same marble-covered bathroom from different angles. Each post features several photos of a luxurious white and gray marble bathroom with gold fixtures, chandeliers, a marble bathtub, ornate framed mirrors, and plush white robes embroidered with the presidential seal.

In one post, Trump’s caption reads:

“The Refurbished Lincoln Bathroom in the White House — Highly polished, Statuary marble!”

The images highlight the marble walls and floors, gold faucets, and ornate decorative details, presented as a major renovation reveal.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
why did this make me wheeze out loud
He grabbed the edges of the table and raised his voice: “White, liberal women are a plague on our society.”

He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 28/10/2025
alejandro kirk is so good built
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
baseball is like a little boardgame mixed with a card game where every guy has his own little powers. and batting determines how many spots each piece moves around. And then there’s also lore and human drama. And I can’t believe it took me so long to get into
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 29/10/2025
I thought the Blue Jays would be emotionally spent and the Dodgers would be charged up after such an intense war of attrition& losing a key guy last night but respect to the Blue Jays they have demonstrated championship level mental toughness tonight
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
the year is 2066. the dodgers and blue jays are in their 8692nd inning of the 2025 world series, game 3
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I’m Kirking off rn
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
they say there was a time before the Game, once.
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Glyn Bowerman @glynbowerman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
baseball is a great game to watch if you hate feeling peace
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
10,000 people in one stadium trying to pee during the same commercial break
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Nick Hune-Brown @nickhunebrown.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
What a game, I absolutely hate it
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Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Ernie Clement says whenever George Springer gets booed, Ernie joins along and boos him as well.
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
lol 🙏
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
really seemed like a ball call
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Ellen Adair @ellenadair.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I want Alejandro Kirk to be World Series MVP so badly
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Matt Martell @mattmartell.fangraphs.com · 26/10/2025
Can you imagine if Max Scherzer was pitching and had to wait for the Jonas Brothers concert?
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Jonas Brothers Curse
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Jonas Brothers might have cost us the victory
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Fuck the Jonas brothers!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MLB Daily News @insidemlbnews.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
FIRST EVER pinch-hit grand slam in #WorldSeries history 😱
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
American baseball Media coming to toronto and treating it like atlantis lmao
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Kiké Hernández reminds me of a beautiful horse
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
as someone who has only really this year gotten into baseball, i do feel confident that ohtani alone may pancake the jays…… but it will be a pancaking to remember 🥲
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Me right now #BlueJays
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a man in a blue shirt says that he is not worried about it
ALT: a man in a blue shirt says that he is not worried about it
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 21/10/2025
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is heading to his first World Series.
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Give the fucking trophy to the players!!!!! Why in baseball do we have to see the fucking chairman of Roger’s accept the trophy 🙄🙄🙄
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
LETS GOOOOOOOO BASEBAAAAALLL
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
unfortunately the mariners seem very cool and are very hot
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
"There’s still time to disenchant AI, provincialize it, make it uncompelling and uncool." I really loved this piece!! www.nplusonemag.com/issue-51/the...
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Large Language Muddle | The Editors
The AI upheaval is unique in its ability to metabolize any number of dread-inducing transformations. The university is becoming more corporate, more politically oppressive, and all but hostile to the ...
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
GenAI has never saved anyone any money, nor made them more productive. Companies like Klarna and Duolingo are hiring back the people they laid off in their AI fever; others are hiring expensive consultants to patch up AI botch jobs. But sure, EA will be the first ever company to make it work.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Thinking of something @prisonculture.bsky.social kept repeating at a workshop I attended last year: "Most people are not brave"
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Janie Haddad Tompkins❌👑 @janiehaddad.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The Tyler Robinson confession texts remind me of Carrie Bradshaw’s novel in AND JUST LIKE THAT.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
plenty of things going against the right globally: Bolsonaro's conviction in Brazil, the defeat of the right wing in Norway's election, the student strikes and Saba Saba protests in Kenya (brutal as the repression there was), the EU's von der Leyen pursuing sanctions and trade suspension for Israel
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
don't have a lot of respect for the median voter but I suspect this will be their reaction to anyone saying the death of charlie kirk means we need to ban the ACLU or whatever
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
tired of/confused by the statement that “violence has no place in american politics”.….do people not see that American politics is like, famously, extremely violent? like aspirationally, violence *should* have no place in american politics, but right now it does, it’s just baked right in.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 31/08/2025
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
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weaponized incontinence @yramk.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
reflecting on the time a tinder date tried to get me to join Falun Gong 🫡
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