Reposted by dylanesqueBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 5hPart of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint. 19767251226
Reposted by dylanesqueElizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 170124612936
dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 02/10/2026Why did Google photos make me a slideshow of my cat set to a B*nson B**ne song 010
Reposted by dylanesqueKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026AI will never be able to make art. Thanks. 1095619803
dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 01/10/2026I feel like the bigger and heavier your naturals are the more likely you are to have psychic powers 130
Reposted by dylanesque𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm sorry but "I don't believe Helen Keller existed. There's just no way she actually flew that plane." is perhaps the best 1st date icebreaker of all time... 712112
Reposted by dylanesqueKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026new meme template 931478228
Reposted by dylanesqueFagatha Harkness @dominiconline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This isn’t particularly revelatory or anything but I feel like so much news these days is just like…ok, what am I supposed to do about this? Like ok great, the plastic is all going to kill us, but I gotta keep living my life so……….. 4162
Reposted by dylanesqueJakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 29/09/2026my coworker just said "I can hear you" to someone on the phone and all I could think of was 1643
Reposted by dylanesqueGary Hershorn @garyhershorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Empire State Building seems to be wearing a hat as the sun sets in New York City, after the nor'easter left the area Monday evening #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork #sunset 1357
dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 28/09/2026When I die I want my full camera roll published as an art gallery 020
Reposted by dylanesqueEvery Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Amelia Dimoldenberg jokes about Ed Sheeran during her ‘SNL UK’ monologue, comparing him to Elmo. #SNLUK #AmeliaDimoldenberg #EdSheeran 10424113
Reposted by dylanesqueliz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 28/09/2026Elizabeth Holmes wins Innovator of the Year at the #VMAs . 1382
Reposted by dylanesqueColin @csmith03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026New from Rolling Stone: “What Some People Really Mean When They Say They Haven’t Heard Of Grace McLady” 1359
Reposted by dylanesqueSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the future tech bros are dreaming of 4548731333
Reposted by dylanesqueRanch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Actually, sorry, I genuinely do think less of you if you’re still posting or sharing shit from X 1027327
Reposted by dylanesque🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the lesbian bar “””story””” went giga-viral on X and didn’t even break containment here bc X’s only function is amplifying silly irrelevant culture war slop for lobotomized blue checks. also no one actually read it bc no one pays for the boston globe 3674
dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 25/09/2026I could write better television in a coma than whoever Ryan Murphy is working with 150
Reposted by dylanesqueFactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Send in the Clowns" by Judy Collins plays as Marco Rubio enters a diplomatic event with Greenland and Denmark 511148
Reposted by dylanesquedr. nicholas @lostinmybedroom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i like it when 2 boys kiss 2233
dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 24/09/2026Real mid-season finale vibes today a little scared but also excited 000
Reposted by dylanesquepurplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Basically I’m doing this thing where I only do things that spark joy so I just been rubbing it like crazy and playing my switch and also smoking my brains out 2131
