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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 11h
Lol @ the 9 albums meta turning into a selfie prompt
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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 13h
David v. Goliath
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12h
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 22h
ai ad flop slop
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 03/10/2026
And why are none of them danceable
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 03/10/2026
Boundary setting by lying
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 03/10/2026
@bsky.app new feature suggestion
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 03/10/2026
There should be an app that electrocutes you when you open it
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The median American voter
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 03/10/2026
Happy Birthday!!!
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 03/10/2026
Cawk
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 02/10/2026
This is my 9 albums of today 10/2/2026
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 02/10/2026
I like to be mysterious
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 02/10/2026
YES!!!!!!
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 02/10/2026
This is actually impossible
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 02/10/2026
Why did Google photos make me a slideshow of my cat set to a B*nson B**ne song
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Woman Making a Kiss Face
ALT: Woman Making a Kiss Face
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 02/10/2026
Boyf is watching AHS 13 again
Text messages:

I can’t even begin to summarize the last 20 minutes of moving images and sights I just witnessed

A truly incomprehensible and surreal series of moments
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 02/10/2026
I'm so sorry, nobody should have to go through this
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SPACE/SPACE5.GIF
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 01/10/2026
Taste mogging is all I have
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 01/10/2026
I feel like the bigger and heavier your naturals are the more likely you are to have psychic powers
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 30/09/2026
Please can I go to Chanty Beluga HOUSE 💜
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry but "I don't believe Helen Keller existed. There's just no way she actually flew that plane." is perhaps the best 1st date icebreaker of all time...
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
new meme template
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 30/09/2026
My cat frame-mogging everyone in this company Zoom call
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 30/09/2026
Wait yours is better
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༽◺_◿༼ prince iiro ༽◺_◿༼ @princeiiro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
STOPPPPP
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 30/09/2026
Flight from poop to fart
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 30/09/2026
Very much this. Are the corporations going to stop using plastic? No so the only purpose of this article is to give me anxiety
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Fagatha Harkness @dominiconline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This isn’t particularly revelatory or anything but I feel like so much news these days is just like…ok, what am I supposed to do about this? Like ok great, the plastic is all going to kill us, but I gotta keep living my life so………..
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 30/09/2026
You know I hate to ask but are 'friends' electric?
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Green Jinjo @green-jinjo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Help!
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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 29/09/2026
my coworker just said "I can hear you" to someone on the phone and all I could think of was
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Gary Hershorn @garyhershorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Empire State Building seems to be wearing a hat as the sun sets in New York City, after the nor'easter left the area Monday evening #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork #sunset
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 28/09/2026
When I die I want my full camera roll published as an art gallery
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amelia Dimoldenberg jokes about Ed Sheeran during her ‘SNL UK’ monologue, comparing him to Elmo. #SNLUK #AmeliaDimoldenberg #EdSheeran
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 28/09/2026
This one I had in late 2016 that I could never find again
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 28/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes wins Innovator of the Year at the #VMAs .
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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New from Rolling Stone: “What Some People Really Mean When They Say They Haven’t Heard Of Grace McLady”
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
namco museum 2
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CARS/SNOWFAL.GIF
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 4 Episode 6B - Magic Meatball - Frame 116
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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dylanesque @ypbpr.pw · 25/09/2026
Wait I'm lowk vsco famous
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