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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[Vintage VHS] Yakov Smirnoff: What a Country!, Comedy Video : 2582s
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ATTN Nick Saban: That is too much tomato for that sandwich. That whole sandwich is going to taste like tomato. Also: you are not an actor.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really funny stuff but my favorite part is the quick flash of the cute little sign they made. “I’m sorry, I didn’t see that sign. Could you hold it up again?” “OH YOU’LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO SEE IT WHEN YOU’RE IN JAIL FOR PERJURY anyway mr speaker, moving along…”
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah, there it is. Go BEARS.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t have anything interesting to add to the discourse surrounding “Choosin’ Texas”, but so far I’m enjoying the still mega relevant MTV Video Awards hosted by 55 year old Snoop Dog and featuring a 68 year old Madonna as the opening act.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I received some well-intentioned push back while demonstrating some pretty well established privileges. Naturally, this made me become a nihilist.
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Siskel and Ebert Bot @siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cop and a Half (1993) Director: Henry Winkler Cast: Burt Reynolds, Ray Sharkey, Ruby Dee, Norman D. Golden II Watch Review wp / ltrbox
A screen capture from the Siskel and Ebert Show reviewing the movie Cop and a Half. Ebert gave it a thumbs up.
 Siskel gave it a thumbs down.
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Al Yellon @bleedcubbieblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The annual Wrigley Field bleachers last day potluck
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 24/09/2026
Les Tours Aillaud, Paris [OC] r/brutalism
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lionel richie clay head bong. lionel richie clay head bong hello video instructions. how to make a bong shaped like the hello video clay head. hello video clay head bong
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Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrisstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Peter Max flyer for The Head Shop. Probably the first head shop in the country, possibly the world. Debbie Worked there. I've managed to hold onto this since the 60s
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bob Mackie and Cheetah Chrome in a lover’s embrace on the edge of the Third Avenue Bridge. One last kiss before a plunge into the icy waters below…
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Highstep, by Emma Amos, 1983, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Open Flame : 1072s
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I only wish that Dolly, Tim, and, yes, Jaye P would have been able to witness the splendor that is sure to be the GTA 6 Extended Gameplay Trailer premiering only on Netflix 😢
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WHEN WILL THE CARNAGE END?
hollywoodreporter.com
Jaye P. Morgan, Singer and Bawdy ‘Gong Show’ Panelist, Dies at 94
A lover of double entendres, she got fired from the Chuck Barris game show after showing her breasts during a Gene Gene Dancing Machine routine.
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Jenny Fleming @jnyfmg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
superman iv best movie ever made
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🥲
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm straight and I fucking hate it!
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Jayce @jayceb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nicolas Roeg’s Walkabout (1971) is as beautiful and dreamy as any film could ever hope to be, and as thorny and disquieting as any complicit critique on colonialism. A lyrical ugliness and performance of the process it’s aiming to leave naked and exposed in the roasting sun. Rich, but hideously.
The near-red sun ringed in the sky Sunlight reflecting rainbow off a mirror The rainbow lighting David Gulpilil’s faceCamels caught in a surreal, eerie lens flare 

Walkabout (1971), Nicolas Roeg
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Have You Seen This? @haveyouseen.us · 16/08/2026
Who? Who?? Eddie Albert? Pat Buttram? Arnold the pig???
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What happened to Richard Dreyfuss after the 90s?
Question, What happened to Richard Dreyfuss after the 90s?
I was watching some of Richard Dreyfuss films lately that are not his more notable work (Stakeout, Let It Ride) and I felt they were fun that he is really good in them and has a charming presence in them.
However, It got me thinking on what happened with Dreyfuss. I feel that after the 90s, he had a real drop off in quality with his film roles and never really recovered. So I wonder what happened.
Yes, I do know and read that Dreyfuss is very difficult to work with. I also that that during the early 2000s, Dreyfuss decided to semi-retired, and do other stuff, but it seems he is still trying to do Film Work.catinreverse • 23h ago • Edited 12h ago
He came to Beverly Ma a few years ago to do a Q&A while they were showing Jaws at the local theater and went on an unhinged rant about women, the LGBTQ+ community, and diversity out of nowhere. People got up and walked out and the theater apologized for the event. Photos later surfaced of him trying on dresses earlier in the day at a local store.
This really happened.
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...ChaseThisPanic • 9h ago
Kinda sounds like when this guy from Green acres or Beverly hillbillies came to speak at my uni and towards the end went hardcore off the rails talking about how sinful beastiality is and we all needed to be ready for the temptation. It gave "the lady doth protest too much" energy.
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
RIP Dave Marsh you legend you
In 1989, Marsh referred to the Grateful Dead as the "worst band in creation".
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Lmaoing at all those jerks who are like “didn’t they already invent green?” Hahaha what a bunch of suckers, right folks? Hehehe
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I tried to get it to say “poo poo on my pee pee” and it refused. Another fascist tool of the bourgeoisie, go figure.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
DA GOOCH
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Hollywood Steve Huey @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Any candidate who telegraphs even a whiff of intending to pivot to "we must look forward, not backward" 21st-century Democrat horseshit upon election to office must be scolded and shamed off the national stage
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Cal Bluechel @calbluechel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Brian Schmetzer was asked if Saturday night could push the #Sounders into panic. He adamantly denied panicking, but his venting of frustrations included a bizarre aside about the Timbers Army tifo:
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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
INDEED THEY ARE! #RCTID
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“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
UPDATE: Lindsey Graham’s chastity cage not removed prior to interment
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We Are the Mutants @wearethemutants.com · 25/07/2026
In honor of Chuck Russell:
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Just Say No to Teenagers: Chuck Russell’s ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors’
As slasher franchises go, A Nightmare on Elm Street is certainly the most interesting conceptually: a former child murderer burned to death by the town's vengeful parents returns years later to haunt ...
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Um, isn’t refusing to use the term “Overton Window” kinda an example of moving the… well, you know?
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Most absurd moment in Avengers: Doomsday trailer: Thor sees Captain America and says “It’s not possible!” I mean, come on, there’s nothing MORE possible in a franchise than a character coming back from the dead. Believe me, I’m in the upcoming MST3K reboot, so I know what I am talking about!
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iainham iainspook @iain.coys.social · 20/07/2026
If you fell in love with soccer after watching the World Cup and want to support a club then look no further than Tottenham Hotspur! We’re in London!* We recently won a trophy!** Our fans are passionate!*** * surrounded by teams that hate us ** after many years without one *** results vary
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pregaming Nolan’s The Odyssey (2026) by watching it’s unofficial prequel Hercules in New York (1970). I guess everything is a re-make these days 🙄
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
For those too young to experience it first hand, it’s hard to accurately describe what it was like to see The Phantom Menace when it first hit theaters after such unrelenting hype. The eerie silence that accompanied the car ride home from the theater was something I have never forgotten.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s pretty easy to not golf.
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
July 11, 1977
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There’s only one person I trust to run for Senate in Maine: the extraordinary AI actress Tilly Norwood.
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Siskel and Ebert Bot @siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Independence Day (1996) Director: Roland Emmerich Cast: Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Mary McDonnell Watch Review wp / wd
A screen capture from the Siskel and Ebert Show reviewing the movie Independence Day. Ebert gave it a thumbs down.
 Siskel gave it a thumbs down.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I can’t bring myself to watch the new Spielberg movie because ASMR drives me up the wall.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So smudges a sickly sin in an even wearier world
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Don’t ask me why, but I have a feeling that Cole Escola would have been a great guest on Letterman.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
outwit, outplay, outlast (Sound on for the commentator)
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You are a fucking moron.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Spicy Goldman - Capri Show World Center @spicygoldman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
To celebrate Paul Lynde's 100th birthday(!) we're reposting a clip from the short-lived The Paul Lynde Show, in which Lynde visits a Pussycat Theatre, and of course runs into someone he knows! youtu.be/ebBUZshpi5c
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PAUL LYNDE goes to a PORNO
YouTube video by Capri Show World [CapriShowWorld.com]
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Reminder that gesundheit literally means “health” in German so when you say it after someone sneezes you’re technically dunking on that person. You’re having a laugh at the big sneezy boy over there!
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dock Ellis threw his famous LSD no-hitter on this date in 1970. According to Ellis, “I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire. And once I thought I was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix.”
Colored-pencil card drawing of Dock Ellis pitching to Jimi Hendrix with Richard Nixon umpiring
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